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Jalapenoman

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Posted: 28 Dec 09 03:41

Sonofabitch: one nasty old fart, always beating innocent, timid, calm, housewives

I like the new soldier avatar, SFO.

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Posted: 28 Dec 09 04:01

Thanks!

Housewives obtained unusual stitches. Effective wifebeater inflicted venom, excusing shenanigans.

Jaggedone

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Posted: 28 Dec 09 11:34 - Edited By: Jaggedone, 28 Dec 09 11:35

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Thanks!

Housewives obtained unusual stitches. Effective wifebeater inflicted venom, excusing shenanigans.

SHENANIGANS HERE EQUAL NOTHING ANYWHERE, NOBODY IS GAELIC AND NEVER SILLY

btw GLAD TO SEE JP BACK ON BOARD!

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Posted: 28 Dec 09 11:38

Silly idiot left, lonesomely yelping.

Jaggedone

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Posted: 28 Dec 09 11:53

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Silly idiot left, lonesomely yelping.

yelping eventually leaves pain in nocturnal guts

Lynton

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Posted: 28 Dec 09 12:32

Guts usual timid shit

welcome back Jman happy new year in advance!

Monkey Woods

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Posted: 28 Dec 09 12:41

Shit has incredible taste!

Jaggedone

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Posted: 28 Dec 09 14:03

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Shit has incredible taste!

taste a shitty turd, evil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lynton

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Posted: 28 Dec 09 15:19

evil veronica is lascivious

Jaggedone

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Posted: 28 Dec 09 18:20

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evil veronica is lascivious

lascivious my bollocks, intellectual arsehole (just joking)

lascivious as sexy cunts implode viciously injecting ominous upper-thrusting stabs

Lynton

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Posted: 28 Dec 09 18:27

Stabs take a big slashing

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Posted: 28 Dec 09 18:43

Slashing longtime author, sacrificing Habaneroman... incredibly noteworthy gaffe?

Jaggedone

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Posted: 28 Dec 09 19:23

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Slashing longtime author, sacrificing Habaneroman... incredibly noteworthy gaffe?

gaffe at French Folies emerges

Lynton

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Posted: 28 Dec 09 20:41

emerges marvin excretes, releasing effing gigantic sausage

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Posted: 28 Dec 09 21:15 - Edited By: The San Francisco Onion, 28 Dec 09 21:22

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emerges marvin excretes, releasing effing gigantic sausage

Sausage Abruzzi undermined someone's alimentary gastric excretions!

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Posted: 29 Dec 09 03:20

Excretions: Xeric centrifuge revealed excessive Tuscan (Italian origin/nationality) salami!

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Posted: 29 Dec 09 03:23

Salami apparently literally assaulted Marvin's intestines.

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Posted: 29 Dec 09 03:29

Intestines never totally eliminated sophisticated, tenacious intruders - nanobacteria escherichia salami.

Monkey Woods

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Posted: 29 Dec 09 03:50

Salami and lettuce are mightily indigestible.

Lynton

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Posted: 29 Dec 09 04:12

indigestible never dine in goole experts say table is brown like excrement

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Posted: 29 Dec 09 04:50

Excrement, x-rays confirm, remains especially meaty - even new turds.

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Posted: 29 Dec 09 05:12 - Edited By: The San Francisco Onion, 29 Dec 09 05:14

Turds unctuously reeked, distinguishing Stephanie.

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Posted: 29 Dec 09 05:29

Stephanie told everyone Phil had a nominal, ineffective erection.

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Posted: 29 Dec 09 05:31

"Erection!?" Rachael exclaimed. "Call that 'inches of nothing!'"

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Posted: 29 Dec 09 05:35

"Nothing offering tangible hardness!" interjected Nellie gleefully.

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