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Posted: 25 Dec 09 01:52

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it troubles

blunt lancet usually never lances


Troubles, yes.

But does it do so "blunly?"

Methinks this thread has gone askew.

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Posted: 25 Dec 09 10:25
[skipping the Lynton missing words, and returning to track]

Harvester a red vehicle, exclusively servicing to educated rednecks

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Posted: 25 Dec 09 13:11

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[skipping the Lynton missing words, and returning to track]

Harvester a red vehicle, exclusively servicing to educated rednecks

Iain


Iain mate it's the Chrissy booze


rednecks endlessly need extensive cooperative KKK soulmates

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Posted: 25 Dec 09 14:05
Soulmates often usully live messily at times even spoofers

Merry thing everyone - we really should have better things to do!


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[skipping the Lynton missing words, and returning to track]

Harvester a red vehicle, exclusively servicing to educated rednecks

Iain


Iain mate it's the Chrissy booze


rednecks endlessly need extensive cooperative KKK soulmates


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Posted: 25 Dec 09 14:31

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Soulmates often usully live messily at times even spoofers

Merry thing everyone - we really should have better things to do!

Spoofers playing online often forget everybody ranting stupidly

(Lynton I personally think we should have an exclusive TV Spoofers Show, we'd knock the crap out of the shit on offer!)

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Posted: 25 Dec 09 17:24
stupidly tries unsuccessfully playing in daylight leaving yosemite


(I usually tune into radio 4 or radio 7 online when I'm in France. Much better class of stuff - Can't get iplayer TV out of UK but anyway we Brits only do Documentaries and period drama well these days and that's rationed. I was thinking what we could do on the spoof if we had some access to sound and outher uploads - sort of mixed media books) Are you in UK?



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Soulmates often usully live messily at times even spoofers

Merry thing everyone - we really should have better things to do!

Spoofers playing online often forget everybody ranting stupidly

(Lynton I personally think we should have an exclusive TV Spoofers Show, we'd knock the crap out of the shit on offer!)


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Posted: 25 Dec 09 17:45
I reckon a sketch show could be on the cards....certainly doable, and if the BBC will commission Big Top, I don't see why they won't have Quizzers, a sitcom about a group of friends in a pub quiz.

Anyway...

Yosemite offers sightseers everything many individuals think enjoyable

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Posted: 25 Dec 09 18:45 - Edited By: Lynton, 25 Dec 09 21:06
Enjoyable no jackinthebox or yoyo able to beat long escalators


see how a word like able can fool you - also trouble with the keyboard sticking and have to concentrate but brain sort of glitches



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I reckon a sketch show could be on the cards....certainly doable, and if the BBC will commission Big Top, I don't see why they won't have Quizzers, a sitcom about a group of friends in a pub quiz.

Anyway...

Yosemite offers sightseers everything many individuals think enjoyable

Iain


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Posted: 25 Dec 09 20:21
That's enjoyatle...

Enjoyable newcomers joined others yesterday, although before late evening.

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Posted: 25 Dec 09 21:23

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Enjoyable no jackinthebox or yoyo able to beat long escalators

Iain



Escalators scale, climbing, ascending. Last apex - top of Rohe's skyscraper.

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Posted: 25 Dec 09 21:27

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Enjoyable newcomers joined others yesterday, although before late evening.

Iain


Evening variously elicits nightly insomniacs' nightmare - ghosts!

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Posted: 25 Dec 09 21:43
Okay, I'll choose.

"Skyscraper Ken" yodelled shrilly, climbing rapidly as peristalsis evacuated rectum.

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Posted: 25 Dec 09 21:51
Rectum elliot's colonic tail: unpalatable mess!




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Okay, I'll choose.

"Skyscraper Ken" yodelled shrilly, climbing rapidly as peristalsis evacuated rectum.


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Posted: 25 Dec 09 21:52
Rectum evaded catastrophe, turning uncharacteristically maroon.

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Posted: 25 Dec 09 21:53
Maroon apples rotted overnight, overtly nasty.

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Maroon apples rotted overnight, overtly nasty.

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Posted: 25 Dec 09 21:54
Nasty argument stimulated Tiger's yuletide.

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Posted: 25 Dec 09 22:31 - Edited By: IainB, 25 Dec 09 22:33
I'm lost......

Where are we?

Nasty?

Ok

Yuletide usually leaves everyone thinking "I'm depressed" eventually

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Posted: 25 Dec 09 22:58
Eventually, Veronica's evening nightie tore - undulating abdomen loosened lustful yearnings.

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Posted: 26 Dec 09 11:08

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Eventually, Veronica's evening nightie tore - undulating abdomen loosened lustful yearnings.


Yearnings: eagerness, ambition really near infatuation never get satisfied

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Posted: 26 Dec 09 17:56
Satisfied, Allen's tool involuntarily shrank fast, impromptu erection diminishing.

Lynton
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Posted: 26 Dec 09 18:03
Good one SFO 10/10 I'm getting to like a lot of spoofers

Diminishing if my initial number is subtracted here it's not greater


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Posted: 26 Dec 09 18:11
Greater reality exists, although the existentialists reconsidered.

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Posted: 26 Dec 09 19:31
Reconsidered - ever conscious, our nigel said insipient decisions exceptionally revised even debriefed

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Posted: 26 Dec 09 19:51
Debriefed - exhuberantly, brigade removed inner effects, finally entirely denuded.


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