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Quote: armfeetandtoe

Look! you bunch of fukin wierdo's
This is meant to be a fukin flare up! Stop being so peachy and nice to each other! Come on, lets have a fight! Lady Godiva, put your dress back on you tart!

And who has been saying that I am nice! BASTARD!



AAAAAARRRRRRRRMMMMMM XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

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I was going to get angry and write something nasty but I got hypnotized by your undulations and am totally incapacitated to do anything even remotely evil.

Focus Freed, and I don't mean on some guy's undulating undies.
Where's the nasty bugger we've come to expect on this thread?

Charpa

Its not working.
Its three days later and I'm still hypnotized.
I haven't moved out of my chair since then.

Jeez, I can't even go there. You have taken flame up to a while 'nother level.

OK, I'm feeling better now.

HOW TO MAKE BLUE DYE

Take a handful of Smurfs, remove their clothing and throw them in a blender (it is more fun to do this if they are conscious). Puree them thoroughly. Chop and add in blue brains carefully balancing the two until you get the color desired. If the owner of the blue brains is not keen on giving up any of her cranial content just remind her that she's never used all of them before and probably never will. She will surely comply. (It helps to lie and say that it won't hurt.) Use to dye any textile or other items that need a color change. Remember to keep a bottle of turpentine handy for cleaning as the Smurfs and blue brains are quite slimy by nature. A few drops of perfume added to the dye mixture will help to offset the natural rancid smell of the concoction.

Next...how to make Freed Dye.

I thought this was a flame up you lampshade-loving mother! (I'm assuming you have children -if not my apologies)

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Quote: Charpa93

Next...how to make Freed Dye.

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Its been 5 days and I only just now "got" this.
I've got to start taking vitamins.

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Quote: Lynton

I thought this was a flame up you lampshade-loving mother! (I'm assuming you have children -if not my apologies)

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What? Murder not mad enough for you?

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Quote: Charpa93

Next...how to make Freed Dye.

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Its been 5 days and I only just now "got" this.
I've got to start taking vitamins.

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Cause you're still hypnotised by the undulating butt.

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Quote: Charpa93

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Quote: rfreed

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Quote: Charpa93

Next...how to make Freed Dye.

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Its been 5 days and I only just now "got" this.
I've got to start taking vitamins.

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Cause you're still hypnotised by the undulating butt.

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Undulating butts do that to people.....

Has everyone been taking their 'happy pills'??

rfreed fermenting rancidly, emitting eggy-smelling droplets

I love that game! Yeah! Let's have a bit o' fun with our names eh?

LG

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Quote: Lady Godiva

Has everyone been taking their 'happy pills'??

rfreed fermenting rancidly, emitting eggy-smelling droplets

I love that game! Yeah! Let's have a bit o' fun with our names eh?

LG

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God-damned Godiva gibbering gibberish to gob-brained google eyed gibbons gathering garbage from this god-forsaken thread.

I know how to get this thread going again:

MORSE IS A GALLOPING GAY GAD-A-BOUT GALLAVANTING GLADLY ABOUT WITH HIS GADFLY GUY GOLLYWHOPPERS.

BAstards.....I write these things and you don't even have the decency to read them.

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Quote: rfreed

BAstards.....I write these things and you don't even have the decency to read them.

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Well speak of the devil...
Some of us read your stuff so pipe down pipsqueak.

You're all a bunch of purile, idiots, with a brain the size of a homo erectus's. Yeah, that's right. You're a caveman/woman. You are also screwed up so brobdingagianly, that even murderers wouldn't hurt you because it'll lose thier street cred.

Is that what I'm supposed to be doing?

Be quiet you, coz I've just 'done' your brobdingagianly,word on the other thread and it took me bloody ages. (Not really - I just wanted to whine there).

Yes brobdingagianly IS a reall word.

Bring 'em on BIG BOY! You don't scare ME with your long words that no-one uses on a daily basis. Ha!

LG

Oh, yeah? Yeah? In the words of that really stupid chav who slightly scares me, "YOU STARTIN'? STARTIN' BRUV?"

You can toss and hurl and attack me, however, I shall get over your attempts to sabotage me. I shall, with great a pernickety attitude, counter-attack with enough kinetic energy to make you get stuck for words.

In essence, once I'm done with you you will be a body attached to an inclined plane that is rotating helixically around an axis. (i.e. for those who don't know physics, you are screwed.)

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Quote: Inhopeless

You're all a bunch of purile, idiots, with a brain the size of a homo erectus's. Yeah, that's right. You're a caveman/woman. You are also screwed up so brobdingagianly, that even murderers wouldn't hurt you because it'll lose thier street cred.

Is that what I'm supposed to be doing?

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Well, that got it going again.
I thought I was going to have to do CPR.

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Quote: Charpa93

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Quote: rfreed

BAstards.....I write these things and you don't even have the decency to read them.

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Well speak of the devil...
Some of us read your stuff so pipe down pipsqueak.

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Oh, excuse me, I forgot the use both tenses- BASTARDESSES!!!!

Because I just wanna get things going again... I shall do this without using extreme expletives:

You're all nerds. I thought I knew nerds, hanging out with some for years... but oh no! You lot would get picked on by the Maths Club, the Chess Club, the Music Club... and Glee Club. That is how downtroodenly nerdy you all are!

You are all also tiny, winy little imbeciles, whose idea of a TV show is where nothing happens.

You think you're all safe in your tiny cocoon in the corner of the internet, commenting on every social happening... well, procreate you!

I've got sesquipedalianistic words to give you a verbal homicide.

I've got a mother-copulating keyboard. BRING. THE. MOTHER-REPRODUCTIVE-ACT RAIN.

Bitches.

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Quote: Inhopeless

Because I just wanna get things going again... I shall do this without using extreme expletives:

You're all nerds. I thought I knew nerds, hanging out with some for years... but oh no! You lot would get picked on by the Maths Club, the Chess Club, the Music Club... and Glee Club. That is how downtroodenly nerdy you all are!

You are all also tiny, winy little imbeciles, whose idea of a TV show is where nothing happens.

You think you're all safe in your tiny cocoon in the corner of the internet, commenting on every social happening... well, procreate you!

I've got sesquipedalianistic words to give you a verbal homicide.

I've got a mother-copulating keyboard. BRING. THE. MOTHER-REPRODUCTIVE-ACT RAIN.

Bitches.

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OH..... OH.......... OH.......!!!!!!
YOU'RE SO MEAN!!!!!!
YOU HURT MY FEELINGS!!!!!!
YOU CAD!!!!!!!
OH, SUCH DEVASTAING PAIN!!!!!!!
YOU SHOULD BE RUN THROUGH WITH A COMPUTER MOUSE!!!!!!
OH..... I HAVE TO GO LIE IN BED FOR A WHILE!!!!!

Bye for now......

Go forth and multiply....

Even the bible has some nasty phrases....not that I read it these days but we HAD to in High School

LG

I'm having a freaking exciting night, watching Victor Meldrew talking to himself for half an hour.

Oh....kids were ad-libbing in a 'skit' today and one called the other 'a little bugger'. Not a word you hear in Canada very often. Hope he doesn't say it at the Assembly tomorrow. It's 'live' so I won't be able to beep it out.

Can't think of anything nasty to say....sorry...must be the medication I'm on. Oh fuck it!