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I've never seen the Captain's Log. So...no comment!

If I had seen it, why would I be jealous of it - coz I don't even have a twig never mind a log. Ladies aren' born with them unless they're born with the wrong bits, and they usually have them removed at some point in their lives. Didn't they teach you that in Sex Ed.?

Mind they didn't have Sex Ed. classes in my day. We learned all of that stuff from experience. Well educators DO say, children learn more by doing yet they don't seem to put that into practice when it comes down to the sex stuff, do they?

That probably explains why most of my teachers at the Girls' High School were lesbians. Hmmm! I've just figured that out 45 years AFTER the fact...

LG

Edit: Framing Nora I forgot to add 'borrocks and elections' as the Chinese Spoof Writer said.

THAT DOES IT! I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE!
All this Christmas time nicey nice stuff.
Love your fellow man and give each other presents and go on about world peace.
BAH, HUMBUG!!!
I can't take any more of the tinsel and homey sentiment!
It's time to revive this thread and get into some good, healthy, red-blooded ego bashing again before we end up being more stuffed than the turkeys we're overconsuming these holidays.

I'll start in:
Queasy quaking quagmire of non-quality quack Quisling questionable quahogs!

Try doing that with a beginning letter that is as rare as albino unicorns!

Enuff of your quotidian quotations you quivering quare quacker!

Quinton the Quaker

Quick-tempered quasi-quintessential quahog of a quibbler

Too tricky to try to top that today. Queues too long for q's Quick, quit, quoting quantam quips. Quantative questions, quality quenepas. Quina Quen quietly quoting Queen.

Cobblers!


LG

You can try other letters folks.
It doesn't have to be Q all the time.

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Quote: rfreed

You can try other letters folks.
It doesn't have to be Q all the time.

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que?

So Sir's saying some satirists seem so saturated seemingly sweat-soakingly smelly. Stinking! Sometimes sending, southward, stupid sodding sickening stories. Stuff 'said' Sir' Sap! Slimeball! Slutty skank!

LG

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Quote: rfreed

You can try other letters folks.
It doesn't have to be Q all the time.

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But how then do we quote you? Besides, q is quite the challenge, that is besides x and z.

xanax-riddled xenophobe xenomaniacally zinging his zany
zealotry zestfully.

Good, now most of you have the idea.
Man, the patience it takes with people sometimes.........

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Quote: rfreed

Good, now most of you have the idea.
Man, the patience it takes with people sometimes.........

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Merry Mristmas Mr.F

Bah, humbug.

In honor of Christmas and the spirit of brotherly love that it incorporates I say we hold off on the insults and the snideness till after the holidays. Let us have a moment of peace and love and goodwill towards each other in this time of harmony in the world.

Bastards and bastardesses.....

Screw off Scrooge

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Quote: Charpa93

Screw off Scrooge

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Die a slow death.....and Happy New Year!

Hey, you broke your own rules...

insidiously indifferent ignoramus indicative of indescribable ignorance

What a PUTZ!

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Quote: Charpa93

Hey, you broke your own rules...

insidiously indifferent ignoramus indicative of indescribable ignorance

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I actually like this one! It is the best one yet!

An insult indicative of an irritatingly high intelligence infused with incredible insights and intense intellectual integrity.

Wait! Damn! I just praised someone! Nuts, I broke the rules of the flameout.

Back to the blackboard bugger butt

Buggerring bollocks. Bleeding bloody best ballsing wishes to bipeds and boozy buggers bashing 'bout bearing bestest benign bagsfull of bullshit - be they bloody bigger and better in 2011.

Lady G.

RECIPE FOR SAUTEED BRAINS AND DICED FEMALE SMURFS-

Take a handful of female smurfs and chop and dice no matter how much they scream. Let marinate in a cup of red wine vinegar with Italian spices added.
Slice a half pound of blue brains (must be blue- that indicates a shortage of oxygen to the brains which means that they are less used and more tender) and add to the vinegar solution. Slice them in the same fashion that Anthony Hopkins did to that FBI agent in the movie Hannibal. Again, ignore the screams. Actually they can serve to entice the appetite.
Add in boiled, diced onions, carrots and chard. For additional spicing you can add in a dash of Morse, but beware- it doesn't take much to sour the whole batch. In fact, too much is so poisonous that it can cause the stomach to turn inside out and try crawling up the esophagus to escape the torment.
Dress the entire batch on a bed of lettuce and serve to people you truly hate.

Happy New Year!

For dessert:
Blend all writers with animal nom de plumes together with all writers with ugly cartoon avatars. Pour into ramekins. Top with whipped cream and green phlegm from Mark.

Serve cold, after main course (or entree - depending on where you live)

Ta da! Enjoy!


Now we need drinks.

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Quote: rfreed

RECIPE FOR SAUTEED BRAINS AND DICED FEMALE SMURFS-

Take a handful of female smurfs and chop and dice no matter how much they scream. Let marinate in a cup of red wine vinegar with Italian spices added.
Slice a half pound of blue brains (must be blue- that indicates a shortage of oxygen to the brains which means that they are less used and more tender) and add to the vinegar solution. Slice them in the same fashion that Anthony Hopkins did to that FBI agent in the movie Hannibal. Again, ignore the screams. Actually they can serve to entice the appetite.
Add in boiled, diced onions, carrots and chard. For additional spicing you can add in a dash of Morse, but beware- it doesn't take much to sour the whole batch. In fact, too much is so poisonous that it can cause the stomach to turn inside out and try crawling up the esophagus to escape the torment.
Dress the entire batch on a bed of lettuce and serve to people you truly hate.

Happy New Year!

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You too ReFried....I'm sure a good enema will clear up the brain blockage!

Salute!

Morse/The Spice of Life

You too ReFried....I'm sure a good enema will clear up the brain blockage!

Salute!

Morse/The Spice of Life
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Oh, you think enemas go to the head, eh? Through the ears maybe?
That explains why you are more than a little wet behind the ears then.
Now I understand why and where you are coming from more clearly!

Look! you bunch of fukin wierdo's
This is meant to be a fukin flare up! Stop being so peachy and nice to each other! Come on, lets have a fight! Lady Godiva, put your dress back on you tart!

And who has been saying that I am nice! BASTARD!



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