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Skoob1999
Caretaker  Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What happened last time SFO got a BJ?
Correct! Breakfast at Tiffany's |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer  Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
And what took place the morning after that BJ?
Correct! A hundred pounds of gravel and a bucket of roofing tar. |
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IainB
Gentle with me  Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
After the budget cuts, what does the British army have to fight the Taliban?
Sad but Correct! The Dewey Decimal System. |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
If an infinite number of monkeys at an infinite number of typewriters managed to type the complete works of Shakespeare, what common system of classification would be useful to organize those documents?
Correct! By using a gentle back-and-forth motion. |
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IainB
Gentle with me Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
According to the instruction manual, how do you obtain the best results with a Rabbit?
Ooo-err, but Correct. Kenneth Williams |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Can you name a professional body builder who does not eat meat or consume animal products of any sort?
Correct! They pulled his pants off and ran them up a flagpole. |
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IainB
Gentle with me Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What did Barak Obama's kids do to theri dad when he moved into the Whitehouse?
Correct! A white wine spritzer |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape  Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What do you use to spritz white wine?
Correct! Wormwood Scrubs |
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IainB
Gentle with me Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What euphamism means to masterbate with a thin penis?
Correct! Stacked cardboard boxes. Iain |
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Lady Godiva
Banned |
What're in Lady G's Basement Closet?
Correct! The Blue Nose |
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IainB
Gentle with me Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What is Nick Clegg's new nickname?
Correct A small unobtrusive purple wart. Iain |
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Lady Godiva
Banned |
What is on the end of my favourite Spoof Writers 'todger'?
Correct! Ceramic tiles. |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater  Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
57 across: Staggering, a cleric emits bathroom decor (7, 5)
Correct! Madonna |
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Lady Godiva
Banned |
Who is 'mutton dressed as lamb'?
Correct! Strange smelling fungus. |
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IainB
Gentle with me Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What caused Zola Budd to run barefoot in the Olympics?
Correct! The Android Operating System. Iain |
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Lady Godiva
Banned |
What is inside every Spoof Writer?
Correct! Gingivitus |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What is a misspelling of gingivitis?
Correct! Tongues |
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Lady Godiva
Banned |
Damn! I even Googled it to look up the correct 'spelling' THEN buggered it up
 What are the sharpest body parts on women? Correct! Ecological Footprint |
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Inhopeless
Writer  Location: Birmingham Urbem, Eng. Registered: 5 Nov 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
The footprints left by Geography students, which then ulitimately ends in their death due to a hungry woodland creature.
CORRECT! Never eat shredded wheat. |
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Lady Godiva
Banned |
How can you remember the 4 points of the 'directional symbol'?
Never Eat Shredded Wheat Correct! BillBritton |
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Inhopeless
Writer Location: Birmingham Urbem, Eng. Registered: 5 Nov 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
The registered trademark of BillCo (TM).
Correcto! 20,000 cubic kilometres. |
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Lady Godiva
Banned |
What is 10,000 cubic kilometers x 2
Correct Geographic tongue |
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Inhopeless
Writer Location: Birmingham Urbem, Eng. Registered: 5 Nov 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What is the merging of Geography and the oral system?
Correct! I Love You More Than I Hate My Period |
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Lady Godiva
Banned |
What did the question mark say to the proofreader?
Correct ! $25 dollars (Canadian) on average. LG |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
what's a Greek Urn?
Correct! Kansas City |
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