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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Have you SFO?
Had too much to drink? Love triangle or something? Have I had too much to drink? Am I moving through the space/time continuum or is it all just a hoax? Am I just as nissed as a pewt? Is it Sunday? Is this Skoob? |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
If you're trapped in a cycle, then how do you know where is the beginning and where is the end? And if you're trapped in a cycle while riding a bicycle, does it become more difficult to comprehend? |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Can't you hear the pounding in my head this morning from way over there? Does that answer your question? It's my own fault though, isn't it? What the hell was I expecting after not drinking for months? Anybody got an aspirin? No? Well, I'm just going to lie down for a little while then, okay? |
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What bug got up Frankie's arse last night?
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Jean Le Fete
Deanalope Location: Mid No Where Registered: 14 May 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
It es gibberish de francais? Is sillificant an invention of silly magnitude? Is it fodder for SF de Onion? Apparently? |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Are these really questions, Jean?
Are they random statements, Jean? Are they actually titbits of bullshit fermenting in your brain, Jean? Are you listening, Jean? Are you there, Jean? Are you not there, Jean? |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Is anyone there?
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Jean Le Fete
Deanalope Location: Mid No Where Registered: 14 May 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Si Do you want me to use Thai instead of gibberish French? |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Would you?
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Will he?
Or won't he? |
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Jean Le Fete
Deanalope Location: Mid No Where Registered: 14 May 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Chai krup, my me ben ha. Pom ben cone dee mock. Pome pud pasa Thai dye. Cow jai my khun Monkey Woods, khun SFO and khun Jesus Buddha?
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Chu p'ho ca bro, who eye ewe no puud jai alai khun Jimbo Gunn and Skoob? |
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Jean Le Fete
Deanalope Location: Mid No Where Registered: 14 May 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Tom-mai Khun p'ho noi jai jung loei? Pee my die loom khun Jimbo gop Skoob na! Kid-whaa, Khun Jimbo gop Skoob my die puud tung ruang nee krup. Chai mai? |
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Jean Le Fete
Deanalope Location: Mid No Where Registered: 14 May 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Tom-mai Khun SFO ru lai pasa krup? Geng jing jing ru mai?
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Jean kit wah, Monkey mai khao jai laow, le krup? Krai sorn Jean pasa Thai? Mi palaya kon Thai, le plow? Lung Ling |
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Jean Le Fete
Deanalope Location: Mid No Where Registered: 14 May 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Ru jak. Mai kuey pai, det wah, ru jak.
Monkey yoo tee Krung Thep, krup. Fuck the questions! |
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Jean Le Fete
Deanalope Location: Mid No Where Registered: 14 May 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Chai Laew!!!! Jean ru you, Monkey yoo tee Krun Thep, Monkey curry puud lai lai krang laew! |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
( ** BURP!! ** )
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Jean Le Fete
Deanalope Location: Mid No Where Registered: 14 May 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Mai su-pop krup!
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Jean Le Fete
Deanalope Location: Mid No Where Registered: 14 May 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Mai su-pop krup! SFO tong sia my?
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I'm sorry, sir, but we're out of that today.
Will there be anything else? |
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Jean Le Fete
Deanalope Location: Mid No Where Registered: 14 May 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I asked if you were sick to your stomach
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
No sir, I'm just a waiter. I never eat here.
Didn't you see the sign? |
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