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Skoob1999
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Posted: 10 Oct 10 10:02
Have you SFO?

Had too much to drink?

Love triangle or something?

Have I had too much to drink?

Am I moving through the space/time continuum or is it all just a hoax?

Am I just as nissed as a pewt?

Is it Sunday?

Is this Skoob?

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 10 Oct 10 13:17

If you're trapped in a cycle, then how do you know where is the beginning and where is the end?


And if you're trapped in a cycle while riding a bicycle, does it become more difficult to comprehend?





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Posted: 10 Oct 10 15:24

Quote: Skoob1999

Have you SFO?

Had too much to drink?



Can't you hear the pounding in my head this morning from way over there?

Does that answer your question?

It's my own fault though, isn't it?

What the hell was I expecting after not drinking for months?

Anybody got an aspirin?

No?

Well, I'm just going to lie down for a little while then, okay?



Jimbo Gunn
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Posted: 10 Oct 10 15:40
What bug got up Frankie's arse last night?

Jean Le Fete
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Posted: 11 Oct 10 01:30

Quote: Monkey Woods

Could you explain your last question, please?


It es gibberish de francais? Is sillificant an invention of silly magnitude? Is it fodder for SF de Onion? Apparently?

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 11 Oct 10 02:49
Are these really questions, Jean?

Are they random statements, Jean?

Are they actually titbits of bullshit fermenting in your brain, Jean?

Are you listening, Jean?

Are you there, Jean?

Are you not there, Jean?

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Posted: 11 Oct 10 05:37

Quote: Jean Le Fete


Quote: Monkey Woods

Could you explain your last question, please?



Is it fodder for SF de Onion?




Quote: Jesus Budda

If you're trapped in a cycle, then how do you know where is the beginning and where is the end?




Monkey Woods
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Posted: 12 Oct 10 15:30
Is anyone there?

Jean Le Fete
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Posted: 13 Oct 10 02:12

Quote: Monkey Woods

Are these really questions, Jean? Si

Are they random statements, Jean? Si

Are they actually titbits of bullshit fermenting in your brain, Jean? Si

Are you listening, Jean? Si

Are you there, Jean? No se

Are you not there, Jean?
Si

Do you want me to use Thai instead of gibberish French?

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Posted: 13 Oct 10 15:20
Would you?

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 13 Oct 10 18:07
Will he?

Or won't he?



Jean Le Fete
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Posted: 14 Oct 10 00:22
Chai krup, my me ben ha. Pom ben cone dee mock. Pome pud pasa Thai dye. Cow jai my khun Monkey Woods, khun SFO and khun Jesus Buddha?

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Posted: 14 Oct 10 05:19 - Edited By: The San Francisco Onion, 14 Oct 10 05:22

Quote: Jean Le Fete

Chai krup, my me ben ha. Pom ben cone dee mock. Pome pud pasa Thai dye. Cow jai my khun Monkey Woods, khun SFO and khun Jesus Buddha?



Chu p'ho ca bro, who eye ewe no puud jai alai khun Jimbo Gunn and Skoob?

Jean Le Fete
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Posted: 15 Oct 10 00:41

Quote: The San Francisco Onion


Quote: Jean Le Fete

Chai krup, my me ben ha. Pom ben cone dee mock. Pome pud pasa Thai dye. Cow jai my khun Monkey Woods, khun SFO and khun Jesus Buddha?



Chu p'ho ca bro, who eye ewe no puud jai alai khun Jimbo Gunn and Skoob?


Tom-mai Khun p'ho noi jai jung loei? Pee my die loom khun Jimbo gop Skoob na! Kid-whaa, Khun Jimbo gop Skoob my die puud tung ruang nee krup. Chai mai?

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Posted: 15 Oct 10 00:43
Tom-mai Khun SFO ru lai pasa krup? Geng jing jing ru mai?

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Posted: 15 Oct 10 01:19 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 15 Oct 10 01:22

Quote: Jean Le Fete

Chai krup, my me ben ha. Pom ben cone dee mock. Pome pud pasa Thai dye. Cow jai my khun Monkey Woods, khun SFO and khun Jesus Buddha?


Jean kit wah, Monkey mai khao jai laow, le krup?

Krai sorn Jean pasa Thai? Mi palaya kon Thai, le plow?


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Posted: 15 Oct 10 01:47

Quote: Monkey Woods


Quote: Jean Le Fete

Chai krup, my me ben ha. Pom ben cone dee mock. Pome pud pasa Thai dye. Cow jai my khun Monkey Woods, khun SFO and khun Jesus Buddha?


Jean kit wah, Monkey mai khao jai laow, le krup?

Krai sorn Jean pasa Thai? Mi palaya kon Thai, le plow?


Khun Monkey puud geng do-ey krup! Mere Jean g'ben kon Thai krup. Phom curry ben assasamac Peace Corps, t mong Thai, t jungwat Petchaboon. Ru-jak Petchaboon mai?

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Posted: 15 Oct 10 02:02 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 15 Oct 10 02:03
Ru jak. Mai kuey pai, det wah, ru jak.

Monkey yoo tee Krung Thep, krup.



Fuck the questions!

Jean Le Fete
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Posted: 15 Oct 10 02:09

Quote: Monkey Woods

Ru jak. Mai kuey pai, det wah, ru jak.

Monkey yoo tee Krung Thep, krup.



Fuck the questions!
Chai Laew!!!! Jean ru you, Monkey yoo tee Krun Thep, Monkey curry puud lai lai krang laew!

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Posted: 15 Oct 10 03:15 - Edited By: The San Francisco Onion, 15 Oct 10 03:16
( ** BURP!! ** )

Jean Le Fete
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Posted: 15 Oct 10 03:17
Mai su-pop krup!

Jean Le Fete
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Posted: 15 Oct 10 03:17
Mai su-pop krup! SFO tong sia my?

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Posted: 15 Oct 10 03:41
I'm sorry, sir, but we're out of that today.

Will there be anything else?

Jean Le Fete
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Posted: 15 Oct 10 03:52
I asked if you were sick to your stomach

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Posted: 15 Oct 10 04:08
No sir, I'm just a waiter. I never eat here.

Didn't you see the sign?




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