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Jaggedone
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Posted: 18 Nov 09 18:12

Quote: Jimbo Gunn

yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away.

Now I've got this shitty "anagram" to do.

Oh I believe, in

Yesterday edited sex tape, erotic romp, dick a yardstick


YARDSTICKS ARE RAISED DIMENSIONS SEDUCING, TICKLING INSIDE CUNTS KINKY SUBLIMENESS

Jimbo Gunn
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Posted: 18 Nov 09 18:21
STOP THE PRESS

WHOOOOOA THERE HORSEY

Stop, Hammer time!

Stop, collaborate and listen.

I messed up. I jumped on J-mans "anagram". Seems the word wasn't YARDSTICK.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 18 Nov 09 19:06 - Edited By: Jaggedone, 18 Nov 09 19:09

Quote: Jimbo Gunn

STOP THE PRESS

WHOOOOOA THERE HORSEY

Stop, Hammer time!

Stop, collaborate and listen.

I messed up. I jumped on J-mans "anagram". Seems the word wasn't YARDSTICK.


JG, I see the mistake, it should have been Yolanda, who give's a fuck:

Yolanda obviously likes anal next door arrangements

Please continue

Philbert of Macadamia
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Posted: 18 Nov 09 19:09
YARDSTICK aptly reorganized does support the inverse characters KCITSDRAY!

Jaggedone
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Posted: 18 Nov 09 19:34 - Edited By: Jaggedone, 18 Nov 09 19:37

Quote: Philbert of Macadamia

YARDSTICK aptly reorganized does support the inverse characters KCITSDRAY!


Sorry PHD, you're off track 0* arrangements is the follow up:

arrangements rarely reliable and non-going eventually mean elementary neutrons targeting science

Philbert of Macadamia
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Posted: 18 Nov 09 19:54

Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: Philbert of Macadamia

YARDSTICK aptly reorganized does support the inverse characters KCITSDRAY!


Sorry PHD, you're off track 0* arrangements is the follow up:

arrangements rarely reliable and non-going eventually mean elementary neutrons targeting science



JO:

Whats with the PHD nonsense? I made a mistake, so what!

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Posted: 18 Nov 09 19:55
science could ignite explosion near Cern equipment

Jaggedone
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Posted: 18 Nov 09 20:39

Quote: Jimbo Gunn

science could ignite explosion near Cern equipment


Philibert, cool it man, it wasn't meant to be serious, we're all jokers here, sorry!

equipment = quantum uranium in pipes meeting energy neutrons = terrifying

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Posted: 18 Nov 09 20:54
Nice one JO - haven't got time to reciprocate. Wank-O'Clock

Philbert of Macadamia
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Posted: 18 Nov 09 20:59

Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: Jimbo Gunn

science could ignite explosion near Cern equipment


Philibert, cool it man, it wasn't meant to be serious, we're all jokers here, sorry!

equipment = quantum uranium in pipes meeting energy neutrons = terrifying



JO:

OK youre forgiven.

Philbert of Macadamia
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Posted: 18 Nov 09 21:05
Terrifying electrons randomly radiate in fiery yields in negative gravity.

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 19 Nov 09 01:00
Gravity really aggravated Vlad. It tickled Yeltsin.



(references, of course, to Vladamir Putin and Boris Yeltsin)

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 19 Nov 09 01:48 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 19 Nov 09 01:48
Yeltsin enjoyed liquor; Thatcher smoked Indian nicotine.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 19 Nov 09 16:07

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Yeltsin enjoyed liquor; Thatcher smoked Indian nicotine.


nicotine in correct overdoses tars internal, nutrious enzymes

Philbert of Macadamia
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Posted: 19 Nov 09 19:10 - Edited By: Philbert of Macadamia, 19 Nov 09 19:10
Enzymes nourish Zelda's yogurt, marinating eggplant shishkabob.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 19 Nov 09 19:17

Quote: Philbert of Macadamia

Enzymes nourish Zelda's yogurt, marinating eggplant shishkabob.


SHISHKABOB HEALS ILLNESSES, SEX HEALS KINKY ARSEH0LES, BUMS OR BOOBS

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Posted: 19 Nov 09 22:14
Boobs openly ogled before smiling

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Posted: 20 Nov 09 00:33
Smiling, Molly ingratiated Luke, inhaling noxious gas

Jimbo Gunn
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Posted: 20 Nov 09 08:08 - Edited By: Jimbo Gunn, 20 Nov 09 09:38
Gas arsehole sulphor

A kind of anagram joke:

Every day when I entered the church I found a USB memory stick on the doormat. Each day I took it home and on the memory stick I found various psalms and prayers. After a while I went to the vicar and asked him if it was an act of God? To which he replied no: Jesus saves files

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 20 Nov 09 12:55
Sulfur usually looks funny, unlike ravioli.

(I hope you don't mind, but I used the American spelling of sulfur)

Jimbo Gunn
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Posted: 20 Nov 09 14:44

Quote: Jalapenoman

Sulfur usually looks funny, unlike ravioli.

(I hope you don't mind, but I used the American spelling of sulfur)


How could I mind when I misspelled it in the first place. The correct British spelling is Sulphur

On this occasion I'll let you off.

However it should really be setter's rights. The challenge was thrown down in British, what rights have the Yanks got to go changing our challenge before answering...

However:

Sulphur usually looks proper horrid, unlike ravioli.

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 20 Nov 09 15:24
Jimbo, If you feel that way, tell our incompetent boob of a president. I'm sure that he'll bow and lick your boots and apologize for the attrocity.


Ravioli: Alice vomits it, Olivia likes it.

I think that the next play should be rather easy

Jimbo Gunn
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Posted: 20 Nov 09 15:48
It technology

Jimbo Gunn
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Posted: 20 Nov 09 15:53
technology especially computers harm nobody offering literature, online games, youtube

Jaggedone
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Posted: 20 Nov 09 16:27

Quote: Jimbo Gunn

technology especially computers harm nobody offering literature, online games, youtube


youtube offers useless TV'ing under banal extremities


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