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Jaggedone
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YARDSTICKS ARE RAISED DIMENSIONS SEDUCING, TICKLING INSIDE CUNTS KINKY SUBLIMENESS |
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
STOP THE PRESS
WHOOOOOA THERE HORSEY Stop, Hammer time! Stop, collaborate and listen. I messed up. I jumped on J-mans "anagram". Seems the word wasn't YARDSTICK. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
JG, I see the mistake, it should have been Yolanda, who give's a fuck: Yolanda obviously likes anal next door arrangements Please continue |
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Philbert of Macadamia
Historical nutcase Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
YARDSTICK aptly reorganized does support the inverse characters KCITSDRAY!
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Jaggedone
Banned |
Sorry PHD, you're off track 0* arrangements is the follow up: arrangements rarely reliable and non-going eventually mean elementary neutrons targeting science |
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Philbert of Macadamia
Historical nutcase Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
JO: Whats with the PHD nonsense? I made a mistake, so what! |
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
science could ignite explosion near Cern equipment
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Jaggedone
Banned |
Philibert, cool it man, it wasn't meant to be serious, we're all jokers here, sorry! equipment = quantum uranium in pipes meeting energy neutrons = terrifying |
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Nice one JO - haven't got time to reciprocate. Wank-O'Clock
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Philbert of Macadamia
Historical nutcase Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
JO: OK youre forgiven. |
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Philbert of Macadamia
Historical nutcase Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Terrifying electrons randomly radiate in fiery yields in negative gravity.
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Gravity really aggravated Vlad. It tickled Yeltsin.
(references, of course, to Vladamir Putin and Boris Yeltsin) |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Yeltsin enjoyed liquor; Thatcher smoked Indian nicotine.
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Jaggedone
Banned |
nicotine in correct overdoses tars internal, nutrious enzymes |
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Philbert of Macadamia
Historical nutcase Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Enzymes nourish Zelda's yogurt, marinating eggplant shishkabob.
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Jaggedone
Banned |
SHISHKABOB HEALS ILLNESSES, SEX HEALS KINKY ARSEH0LES, BUMS OR BOOBS |
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IainB
Gentle with me Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Boobs openly ogled before smiling
Iain |
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Mr E. Mann
aka Jimbo Gunn Location: Los Londisco Registered: 10 Jun 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Smiling, Molly ingratiated Luke, inhaling noxious gas
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Gas arsehole sulphor
A kind of anagram joke: Every day when I entered the church I found a USB memory stick on the doormat. Each day I took it home and on the memory stick I found various psalms and prayers. After a while I went to the vicar and asked him if it was an act of God? To which he replied no: Jesus saves files |
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Sulfur usually looks funny, unlike ravioli.
(I hope you don't mind, but I used the American spelling of sulfur) |
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
How could I mind when I misspelled it in the first place. The correct British spelling is Sulphur On this occasion I'll let you off. However it should really be setter's rights. The challenge was thrown down in British, what rights have the Yanks got to go changing our challenge before answering... However: Sulphur usually looks proper horrid, unlike ravioli. |
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Jimbo, If you feel that way, tell our incompetent boob of a president. I'm sure that he'll bow and lick your boots and apologize for the attrocity.
Ravioli: Alice vomits it, Olivia likes it. I think that the next play should be rather easy |
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
It technology
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
technology especially computers harm nobody offering literature, online games, youtube
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Jaggedone
Banned |
youtube offers useless TV'ing under banal extremities |
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