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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Safely, Andrew felt eligible ladies yams.
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Philbert of Macadamia
Historical nutcase  Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Yams are mostly sugar!
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Sugar use gets albino's round.
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Jaggedone
Banned |
round or up Noddy died |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Died inhaling edible dungarees.
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Philbert of Macadamia
Historical nutcase Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Dungarees used nightly guarantee a relatively eventless effluent splatter!
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Philbert of Macadamia
Historical nutcase Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Dungarees used nightly guarantee a relatively eventless effluent splatter!
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Jaggedone
Banned |
splatter pee's left at the toilets exit rear |
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Philbert of Macadamia
Historical nutcase Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Rear exits are roundabout!
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Roundabout - or under - Neanderthals dug about, building old useless tombs.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Tombs of mummified, bastard scholars.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Scholars can have origami lessons and ride scooters.
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Jaggedone
Banned |
scooters can offer outdoor titilations especially rear seaters! |
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Philbert of Macadamia
Historical nutcase Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Seaters emit auras to excite roving standers!
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Mr E. Mann
aka Jimbo Gunn  Location: Los Londisco Registered: 10 Jun 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
standers tower above napping diminutive ensconced retarded slag
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand  Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Slag lets anyone go
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Go obambulate
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Jaggedone
Banned |
Obam-u-late believes a major US law alters the entirety (wow) |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Entirety? No. This insect rarely entirely turns yellow.
-Worlds most pointless speech about caterpillars. (PS; Congratulations on the stupid tag line name, Jaggedone, you cocksucker) |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
JB, you can only dream about such genius! BTW I gave up sucking cockles years ago, I'm a vegetarian! caterpillars are terrible, eating raw peas in lovely lines at regular stints |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Stints? That implies normal times, squared?
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Jaggedone
Banned |
squared questioning under authoritarian rioters ends disasterous |
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Philbert of Macadamia
Historical nutcase Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Disasterous is seeing a spelling typo error, requiring only using spellchecker!
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Spellchecker: primeminister eschewed linguistic lexicon carelessly hoping exceptional karma eases repercussions
(Yes I know primeminister is 2 words, but so is spellchecker) (EDIT and YES I know that only makes Spellcheker - no one else seems to have spotted it though. Initially was going to be exceptionally congenial karma, but thought it funnier to leave it misspelled) |
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IainB
Gentle with me  Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
For the sake of sheer satirical hilarity, we can let you off agglomerating two words.
Repercussions eventually provide entertainment round children, usually similar siblings ingesting or nutting soup. Iain |
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