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Jaggedone
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Posted: 5 Nov 09 15:52

Quote: Jimbo Gunn

Shitface hooligan incites tense footballer, away crowd enraged


enraged nobodies rant abhorring Gays elicit doings

Jimbo Gunn
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Posted: 5 Nov 09 16:05
doings outdo inactivity - never gets started

Skoob1999
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Posted: 5 Nov 09 16:39
started tricks and really turned every direction

Jimbo Gunn
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Posted: 5 Nov 09 17:07
direction intended really efficient course though idiot omitted north

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 5 Nov 09 18:30
North of Russia, troublemakers howl.




Jesus Budda
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Posted: 5 Nov 09 19:01
Howl over wasted life.



how very true...

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 5 Nov 09 19:02
Life is fucking everlasting!

-Note on toilet stall in Priests house.






Jimbo Gunn
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Posted: 5 Nov 09 19:03
Howl outside whilst liberalizing

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 5 Nov 09 19:08
Jimbo, its EVERLASTING!
Howl's been done, man.



Everlasting variety empties Roger's life and stains that inherent niggling gluttony.




Jimbo Gunn
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Posted: 5 Nov 09 19:18
Can't keep up.



It was howl when I clicked reply.


Then the phone rang.


Then I clicked "Add Message".




Jesus Budda
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Posted: 5 Nov 09 19:21
Thats fine, Jimbo. I don't need your life story. Just give me the acronym/anagram the girl lives, ok?




Jimbo Gunn
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Posted: 5 Nov 09 19:26
Everlasting, vampires, epigraph reveals, love Afghani sandwiches, tasty Indians, nutritious Germans

Jaggedone
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Posted: 5 Nov 09 19:50

Quote: Jimbo Gunn

Everlasting, vampires, epigraph reveals, love Afghani sandwiches, tasty Indians, nutritious Germans


Germans easily regard Mercedes as never stalling

Jimbo Gunn
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Posted: 5 Nov 09 19:56
Stalling takes ages, lying lawmaker inferred, niggling government

Jaggedone
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Posted: 5 Nov 09 20:02

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Stalling takes ages, lying lawmaker inferred, niggling government


government of Venezuela erases ranting negatives meaning especially nasty tribes

Jimbo Gunn
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Posted: 5 Nov 09 20:03
tribes reimburse innuits by excreting semen

Jaggedone
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Posted: 5 Nov 09 20:30

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tribes reimburse innuits by excreting semen


semen exits men enjoying nuke!

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Posted: 5 Nov 09 20:37 - Edited By: Jimbo Gunn, 5 Nov 09 20:37
On that note, thank you all and goodnight.

It's been a pleasure.

I only get to spoof between jobs.

Start tomorrow on my next project.

Will see you all intermittently until my next rest.

It's been fun, I managed to get into the top 20.

Just.

But I can't keep this level of spoofing together with dedicating myself to my day job.

Nigmuncher is about to regain number 20.

He/she's welcome to it.

It was great whilst it lasted.

And as Arnie said

"FUCK YOU"

Sorry, I meant, I'll be back.

Maybe sooner than I planned.

I still don't have a contract. Project could be canned any time!

Goodnight.

IainB
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Posted: 5 Nov 09 23:29
Nuke undoes karmic enjoyment

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Philbert of Macadamia
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Posted: 6 Nov 09 00:38
Enjoyment newly justified over your marriage, elicits new transgressions!

The San Francisco Onion
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Posted: 6 Nov 09 02:10
Transgressions run amok nationwide, so generally, respect every "someone" somehow, if only nominally, superficially.

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 6 Nov 09 18:35
gOODBYE, jIMBO. i'LL MISS YOU. yOU'RE A GOOD ONE.


superficially, uGLY PEOPLE EAT ROTTING FERMENTED ICICLES CONTAINING IRRESISTIBLY ALLURING LUMPY LEAN YEAST.



The San Francisco Onion
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Posted: 6 Nov 09 18:51
Yeast: Eukaryotic anaerobe, "spiritually" tantamount.

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 6 Nov 09 18:56 - Edited By: Jesus Budda, 6 Nov 09 18:57
tANTAMOUNT (AND NEARING) TO A MOSTLY OILY UNDERPANTS NATIONAL TREASURE.

hELLO, sfo, HAVEN'T SEEN YOU LATELY.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 6 Nov 09 19:35

Quote: Jesus Budda

tANTAMOUNT (AND NEARING) TO A MOSTLY OILY UNDERPANTS NATIONAL TREASURE.

hELLO, sfo, HAVEN'T SEEN YOU LATELY.


Jimbo if youré still around, I'm pissed but will still miss your wit, see you soon!

lately a turd exiting looks yellow


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