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IainB
Gentle with me  Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Sensuality encourages naughty sojourns using a little incognito, thank you
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape  Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
You old unicorn!
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand  Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Unicorn - novelty invented creature one rarely notices
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Notices out to inform church-entrance squatters
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
squatters quite unanimously annoy trustworthy tenants entering residence stealthily
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IainB
Gentle with me Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
A short horror story:
Stealthily they enter a lonely thatched house...instantly leave, yelling! Iain |
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
A continuation:
Yelling enthusiastically, last leaver impaled nasty goblin |
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Philbert of Macadamia
Historical nutcase  Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Goblin overcooks barbecued lamb in Nachingwea!
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Nachingwea, artless campers hike into nasty giraffe within East Africa
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Africa fucking reeks! Inhospitable continent, Africa.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Africa fulfills retarded illusions. Canada also.
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Jaggedone
Banned |
also Lithuania stinks oddly |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
oddly done Dingos leave yelping |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Yelping elephants like pissing in Norman's garter.
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Jaggedone
Banned |
yelping energetically, loose pitbulls incarcerate nuns grunting |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Garter allows rubbery thighs enough room.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Room occupation occasionally mellows.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Mellows enough, lets lurid old widows salivate.
- [Note on patients chart]. |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Salivate and lick itchy vagina and taste enjoyment
-[Note of weirdo's to-do list] |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
jump the gun muvva fucker JB enjoyment, normal jolly operations, yellow, mouldy eggs, not tortillas |
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
tortillas often referred to in lost Latin as simulacrum
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IainB
Gentle with me Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
In homage to the Halloween Costume thread:
Simulacrum involves making up large artistic craniums, really unusual modelling! Iain |
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
modelling of drawers, especially luscious lingerie, interests nerdy gentlemen
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
gentlemen eager not to look erect might eschew nudity
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IainB
Gentle with me Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Nudity undoes dressing in the young
Iain |
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