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So...

rfreed's a Trekkie

Quelle surprise!

Arf arf!

Skoob

Is he a Klingon do you think? I thought Klingons were something else but I think I'm thinking of 'cling-ons'...

Quelle dommage! (French a tad rusty). (domage?)

LG

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Quote: Skoob1999

I hate the lot of you.

You're all bastards.

Especially that pirate Captain.

And that wonky eyed nurse.

Bastards.

Skoob.

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How dare you call me a nurse! just cos I have a wonky eye!
Pasty faced scrote scratchers that dont deserve the scratch from my scrote!

And another thing! The bed was wet again this morning! who done it! own up you bladder bandits!

How dare you! I don't even have a scrote to scratch.

Lady G.

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Quote: Skoob1999

So...

rfreed's a Trekkie

Quelle surprise!

Arf arf!

Skoob

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...and a twinkie on top of that!

It'll soon be over....he's on his way up an Alaskan river to spawn...it'll soon
be over....unless a bear eats 'em first.....

Prove it Lady G!

I was told by SKOOB1999, that your scrote is scratched and that the operation was an hour long! Has he been telling
porkies again?........

All the pest

Arm x

Hello Arm!

Where you been?

Regards

Skoob.

Skoob!
You don't even read your birthday forum stuff.
Hurry up!
I'm waiting!

And for Morse here is more Klingon:
Sasholeum Brastardium bollockier!

Skoob!
You don't even read your birthday forum stuff.
Hurry up!
I'm waiting!

And for Morse here is more Klingon:
Sasholeum Brastardium bollockier!

Yup, Scoob has being telling porkies again....his hat tells it all...unless YOU are the one telling porkies, in which case, spend more time with your trouble and strife, take care of your 'plates o' meat' and don't forget to where porkies do eventually lead.

Trying not to have a participle dangling back there.

LG
PS I'm knackered, school concert tonight, left at 7.30 a.m. and arrived home l0:05 pm. No bloody overtime pay either. So stop critisizing teachers....

Hey! I had to give a 'language' lesson to staff members today. Over here they use the word 'frigging' constantly - BUT - after I'd told these wonderful Christians, the meaning of the word. Some were left in shock. Hopefully they'll be recovered by tomorrow.

Freaking is another accepted work at 'school'. I don't think so......not to me.

It's all OK here on the Spoof...but not in school starting with the 'Kindergarteners' as the little ones are called.

Shit...I'm overtired and not even drunk.

I must go and take one of my meds. in order to calm myself down coz I'm feeling bloody 'hyper'.

Edit: You are a bleeding slave driving bastard rfreed, getting a lady to say such things. So bollocks, I hope you are satisfied. Or as most of the kids round here say, you're a 'douche bag'.

At least insult somebody before you leave!
Remember the purpose of this thread!

Went out last night to see the grandkids in a carol service.

Then got a new tower for the PC.

Was feeling well up for a bit of spoofing until we came across a multi-vehicle pile up just down the road from home.

It looked like 5, maybe six cars involved. Police and Fire Service on hand - the roof had been cut off one car.

Some poor family are going to have a great Christmas.

I fucking hate people who drive like idiots.

Put the mockers on me good mood did that.

Regards

Off to bed now it's time to get up.

DRIVE RESPONSIBLY! - BASTARDS!

(Not you guys - the pricks who drive like idiots. That could have been our grandkids.)

Skoob.

Hello Skoob, you beautifus persona.

I lost the plot for a bit mate. It happens to us manic depressives from time to time. Everything becomes a real hassle and little things become big things and it all gets out of hand. Anyway, I've got a diamond misses, who understands when I cant even be bothered to wash! And she gently brings me back to the planet norm. It happens about every couple of years, sometimes good, sometimes not so good. The light comes back on, and I'm back.

How are you, friend? Glad your still here.

Back to the insults...........May the fleas of a thousand camels arseholes, infest you for the rest of the winter.


Love as always

Arm xxx

Is that what is causing the sudden itching?

Bastard.....

rfreed, did you go back and read my 'edit'??? or you too busy scratching your arse?

LG

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Quote: Lady Godiva

rfreed, did you go back and read my 'edit'??? or you too busy scratching your arse?

LG

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Oh, I missed it!

Sorry about that.

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Quote: rfreed

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Quote: Lady Godiva

rfreed, did you go back and read my 'edit'??? or you too busy scratching your arse?

LG

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Oh, I missed it!

Sorry about that.

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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My sincere apologies to ReTread!

Due to the recent cold wave, mixed with the increased heat in the house I find myself typing with a bloody bloody nose...I now can identify with ReTread....not easy to continue breathing when you're on the rag all the
time.......

Now there's a thread I bet he wouldn't pull.............scratch that...nasty bugger ain't he, eh?

Bloody Morse

Sorry about your bloody nose Morse. Don't go getting blood and snot all over your keyboard now.

rfree...to be honest, I was a bit of a biaaaatch coz I only edited it AFTER your comment.

Morse - how'd you get a nose-bleed, did you 'short-change' that woman you 'hired' in more ways than one.?????
Gave you a Glasgow Kiss didn't she? Ha!

rfreed, sorry if this isn't freakin' flaming enough, I've just woken up.

Justin Bieber, Justin Bieber, Justin Bieber, Justin Bieber.

Don't worry about him.

The nosebleed is from the drugs.

He'll be OK once he comes back down to earth.

Alaskan Spoof writer mentioned in my magazine article re: Bureau's little bastards.....

Must be YOU \p

LG

Can't possibly be.

This isn't the freakin' flaming thread, you lied. You are all being nice just coz it's getting close to Christmas.

Bollocks and fresh smelly farts with lumps in to the lot of you for REAL (just joking )

LG

Pompey Lil

(Morse knows - the cad)

Any relation to Pumping Lil or Farting Fred?

LG

Sure you aren't just envious of the Captain's Log?

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Quote: Lady Godiva

Is he a Klingon do you think? I thought Klingons were something else but I think I'm thinking of 'cling-ons'...

Quelle dommage! (French a tad rusty). (domage?)

LG

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