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What kind of soup do they serve people frightened by headless horsemen?


Strange....but Correct!





They ayatollahs could use some of these...

What did former U.S. President George W. Bush say right before he swallowed a couple of Diazepam?


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Artificially decaffeinated tea.

What is the only drink available at Camp X-Ray?

Cruel...but Correct!

It's raining men!

In an ideal world, what would George Michael love to be able to say?

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A little man with a pickaxe.

What is on the sign at the side of the road that means you are going to be VERY late home?

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Two Espressos and a chocolate muffin

What was California Republican gubernatorial candidate Meg Whitman carrying back to her office when I tripped her?


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A kilo of diet coke.

What did Britney Speares have for dinner?

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Because the letter J is bendy.

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Quote: Gay Larry

How does this game work?

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Quote: The San Francisco Onion

A rubber duck, a loofah and Mr. Bubbles.

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Quote: Jean Le Fete

What did Sarah Palin most recently use for target practice in a crowded public park?


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No control, no brains, no ideas

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What is Gay Larry exhibiting right now, at least as far as the topic of this thread is concerned?


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Two gallons of fruit punch.


Now, it's your turn. What question could be answered by the above phrase?

What did Sarah Palin most recently use for target practice in a crowded public park?


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No control, no brains, no ideas

How does this game work?

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Quote: Gay Larry

How does this game work?

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Quote: The San Francisco Onion

A rubber duck, a loofah and Mr. Bubbles.

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Quote: Jean Le Fete

What did Sarah Palin most recently use for target practice in a crowded public park?


Correct!


No control, no brains, no ideas

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What is Gay Larry exhibiting right now, at least as far as the topic of this thread is concerned?


Correct!


Two gallons of fruit punch.


Now, it's your turn. What question could be answered by the above phrase?

What was the only drink left after the Eta Beta Pi frat party finished?

Correct for Americans!

Left ventricle

What's a perfect match for my Right Ventricle?

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I'm not Gay Larry.

What slogan is Conservative Larry Naritelli using to campaign for governor of California?

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Justified and Ancient

What word does Margaret Thatcher use for herself, and what word does the rest of the world use (assuming they can't swear)?

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Tiddles

What's the acronym for James Bond's latest gadget: the Tactically Improved Doubly Disruptive Laser-beam Engagement System?

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fashion forward

What is an antonym for positively passé?

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Consider the fish

When my wife couldn't make up her mind at Fishy's All You Can Eat Fish restaurant, what was my suggestion?

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When it squishes underfoot

You know you've reached retirement age when, while walking, your
(for men) testicle does this...?
(for women) breast does this...?

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show me the money!

What request will get you nowhere at the U.S. Federal Reserve Bank in D.C., because they don't back up those banknotes in your wallet with gold bars anymore (which means paper with numbers on it doesn't have value unless it's acknowledged as currency)?


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A cereal bowl with a crack in it and fresh blood on the table.

How did Sherlock Holmes come to the remarkable conclusion that Snap and Crackle had finally snapped and cracked Pop over the head until he was dead?

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Pikachu!

Who is the funniest Hitler impersonator ever? link here

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What smells in here?

What's the first thing you would say if you were blindfolded and someone led you past The Spoof forum's cafeteria?


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I prefer mine in warm colors, especially orange.


Space Elevator - I enjoyed the Uncyclopedia link.

How did David Dickinson explain his choice of skin cream?

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Previous question thread dies a death

What might prompt James Joyce to hear snow falling faintly through The Spoof Forum, and faintly falling like their last end upon all the current writers and those whose news feeds are seriously out of date?


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It blasted him right out of his shoes, and he landed about 20 yards away!