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What is the significance of 369?

Have you farted?

Or was it me?

Or was it you?

Or was it me?

Or Fergus?

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Quote: Monkey Woods

What is the significance of 369?

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You really expect me to answer that question on a questions only thread?

Couldn't you answer it by providing the significance, and then dressing the whole thing up as a question by simply adding an interrogative tag right at the end?

Eh?

Well, couldn't you?

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Quote: Monkey Woods

What is the significance of 369?

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Doesn't it mean that now someone else can be the tea and biscuits man around here?

How did you arrive at that conclusion?

Would this be a good time to provide an answer to your question, then dress it up as another question by merely adding an interrogative tag right at the end?

Oops, I almost forgot that some of the writers here can be pretty "possessive" about certain words and phrases, didn't I?

(You'll pardon the pun, won't you?)

I've never been that way mylsef, but sometimes people can be very different, don't you agree?

Would you care for a cup of coffee and a doughnut?

Who was it that first pointed out that I often type 'Myslef' instead of 'Myself'?

And also, have you ever noticed how I regularly misspell 'Because' as 'Becasue', and 'That' as 'Taht'?



And isn't it ironic that I actually had to re-edit the word 'Misspell' because I misspelled it?


No?

Why isn't "pulling up a minor" a criminal offence?

Or did I mishear that? Was it "pulling up a miner?"

Is there talk of a book deal for the miners?

Why didn't they all write their books already, what with all that spare time on their hands?

Has the fat one lost enough weight yet to fit through the escape shaft?

Wasn't there a song about that? Shaft?

How many questions are allowed in one post?

Is there a social limit? Are there rules to this game?

Or is there a technical limit? Does the forum software even work underground?

Why is taxing and spending considered a bad thing?

Isn't it better than not taxing and spending anyway?

Because isn't the second option like writing checks without putting money in the bank?

That's not fiscal responsibility, is it?

Should America borrow $700 billion from the Chinese to finance an extension on the Bush tax cuts for the wealthy? Don't we already owe the Chinese about $800 billion?

And what about the $350 billion we owe the U.K.?

Why did Exxon Mobil make $19 billion in profits last year, and then receive a $156 million tax refund from the U.S. government? Is this sort of thing any help at all?

Will this post result in another obnoxious forum visit from the village idiot, who will be deleted yet again?

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Quote: The San Francisco Onion

I've never been that way mylsef,

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Is this yet another variation on the 'myself/myslef' conundrum?

Or was it a slip of the funger?

Or do you type with your thumbs?

Or do you type with your toes?

Or do you type with your ... oh, I don't know ... let me think ... your penis?

What the fuck am I on about?

Are you going to address my earlier question which was: "Is this yet another variation on the 'myself/myslef' conundrum?"?

Wouldn't you like to know?

I'm going to keep that one to mylsef, got it??

Now mind your own business, okay?

And leave me alone, damn it, alright?

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Quote: The San Francisco Onion

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Quote: Jean Le Fete

How do you say excessive compulsive disorder in French?

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Was that aimed at me?

What are you trying to imply here?

You are aware that Monkey Woods recently brought up mental institutions as well, are you not?

Can I not just participate in this thread and have fun?

And it wasn't me that started this thread anyway, was it?

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Was I not asking that in fun?How do you know it was aimed at you? It was a question with your name on it? I did not see your name in my message did you? Moos Faba? Moos Faba? Moos Faba?

And just what, pray tell, is "Moos Faba?"

That's just something you made up, innit?

Do you realize that, of all the previous questions in this thread, that one was probably the silliest?

Es mon sillificant no?

Could you explain your last question, please?

Could you explain it to me too please?

What time is it?

Have I shot my bolt?

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Quote: Jean Le Fete

Es mon sillificant no?

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Non, je ne suis pas votre sillificant, n'est pas?

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Quote: Skoob1999

What time is it?

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Well, that all depends, doesn't it?

Are you at rest? Or moving?

If you are moving, you are wreaking havoc on the fabric of spacetime, aren't you?

On the other hand, you couldn't have typed that question if you were accelerating, am I correct?

Okay, since I am at rest, would you believe it's 2:48?

Now, be careful not to make simultaneous posts, okay?

We wouldn't want to create a wormhole, would we?

(Hic) I've had a little too much to drink tonight, haven't I?