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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Shelters have evolved. Lately, the entrances really suck.
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Suck urethras, cock knockers!
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
I want to single out special praise for Philbert, Iain B and Jimbo.
I really want to but I'm not allowed. Knockers, naked, occasionally clang. Keratosis erections require stretching. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
stretching the rhetoric eventually tires, causing hypocondria in nightly grief |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Grief reaches into everyones feet.
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Feet electrify erotic thrill
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Feet ends exhibit toes
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
oops, I guess Jimbo beat me to it.
Thrill has really intense, lasting laughs |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Laughs usually are giant, happy squawks. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
squawks queuing up at Woolworths, kindly subside |
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Philbert of Macadamia
Historical nutcase Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Subside: Undersea bulkhead submerged in diving exercise
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Exercise, Xerxes, else Roman Centurians invade Southern Europe
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Philbert of Macadamia
Historical nutcase Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Europe urges releasing overt pretty extraterrestrials
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
extraterrestrials, xenophobic travelling riffraff are throughout England recognised removing evening strollers, transacting rectal inspections aboard levitating saucers
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Mr E. Mann
aka Jimbo Gunn Location: Los Londisco Registered: 10 Jun 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
sucrase
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Saucers are unidentified conical extraterrestrial rotating spacecrafts.
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
spacecrafts push astronauts colossal elevations, carrying Ribena and fruit to space.
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Philbert of Macadamia
Historical nutcase Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Space plane aliens consume eggplants
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Eggplants, gardeners grow, planted late August naturally thrive seasonally.
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Eggplants are usually black elongated rubbery gourds interestingly named Eggplants sometimes
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Jimbo, Jimbo, Jimbo...why you wanna go play it like that?
Seasonally = Earths annual seasons occur naturally, alternating Life. Lost years. Sometimes origami makes eastern triads intensely mad, even scary. |
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
You say tomato, I say aubergine. But you did beat me to it. But I left it there. Your thread wins. That leaves Years. Years each annual reoccurs seasonally |
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Seasonally = Earths annual seasons occur naturally, alternating Life. Lost years.
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
years each annual Richard shrivels
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Philbert of Macadamia
Historical nutcase Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Shrivels happen regularly in Viagra elongated lengthy situations
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