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IainB
Gentle with me  Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Doctor of cardiology thinks of retiring
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Jaggedone
Banned |
retiring entails taking innocent retrospective illicit names gregariously |
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Gregariously, Rick entertained Gina and Rosie in one unique sexual liaison yesterday.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Yesterday, Ethel sexually tickled Earnest's rectum, desecrating a yelper.
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Jaggedone
Banned |
yelper expects Louis, pardon Ernies, rebirth |
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Pimpmycapitalist
Banned |
bollocks
Rebirth equals birth in really tight holes |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
"Cohones" obrigado! holes only leave expectancies spunking! |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Spunking puny urchins, Norman Kings instilled Normanic garrisons.
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Garrisons are regular regiments, including soldiers (officers, not sergeants).
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Jaggedone
Banned |
sergeants even ridicule generals exiting after nobody told superiors |
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Superiors use penis envy, really indicating overt rectal satisfaction
(sorry, but I'm thinking of the bosses at my work) |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Satisfaction at times, is sometimes fucking awesome. Clowns that irk, openly nag.
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Philbert of Macadamia
Historical nutcase  Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Nag: antiquated Gelding.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Gelding = excruciatingly lacerating dick. Is never gratifying. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
gratifying ridicule at Times is fucking you in naughty girations |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Girations?
Surely you mean Gyrations? Gyrations = youthful radial act that is occasionally naughty, sexual. |
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Philbert of Macadamia
Historical nutcase Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Sexual erotic xenophobes usually are lustful!
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Lustful Ursula sat, trying fluffy, useless lingerie.
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Jaggedone
Banned |
No I meant GIRATIONS actually, Urban language, meaning swivelling of the hips etc, JB your'e too old to understand and too fat!! |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
lingerie introducing nude girls, erotic racy indecent ecstacy |
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IainB
Gentle with me Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Ecstacy can supply that amazing conscious youthfulness
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Jaggedone
Banned |
youthfulness often undercuts trying healthy fulfillment, usually leaving no evolutionary successor stranded |
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Stranded; the rescue attempt never developed, extending desolation.
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Jaggedone
Banned |
desolation exists solely on lonely anthropological terrain in oceans northerly |
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Northerly or randomly, the hurricane emitted roaring lightning yesterday.
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