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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 13 Oct 09 18:07
Enormously, Nigel ominously rubbed Mary's oval uterus, stimulating ladies yelps.



Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 13 Oct 09 18:08
Mine was better but I'll continue.

York = original regal kingdom.



Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 13 Oct 09 18:09
Kingdom = inglorious, nudist's garden. Duchess of mongoloids.



Pimpmycapitalist
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Posted: 13 Oct 09 18:17 - Edited By: Pimpmycapitalist, 13 Oct 09 18:19

Quote: Jesus Budda

Kingdom = inglorious, nudist's garden. Duchess of mongoloids.



Mongoloids oogled natashas golden oval leathery opal indian dentists sphere


i fucked this a up a few times

Jaggedone
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Posted: 13 Oct 09 18:43

Quote: Jesus Budda

Mine was better but I'll continue.

York = original regal kingdom.


JB, your's was crap, admit it!

Sphere please, horny egoists rejecting exorcists

Philbert of Macadamia
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Posted: 13 Oct 09 19:41
Exorcists X-rated orgasms really come in several timely scenarios.

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 14 Oct 09 13:18
Scenarios can encourage nudity, and regularly involve orgasmic situations.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 14 Oct 09 15:47

Quote: Monkey Woods

Scenarios can encourage nudity, and regularly involve orgasmic situations.


SITUATIONS IN TERROR USUALLY ARE TERRORISTS IN ONGOING NEGOTIATIONS SUSPICIOUSLY

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 14 Oct 09 18:13
Suspiciously, unidentified shiny pots incredibly crept into orbit, upsetting serious, lonely yokels.




Mine are ALWAYS better, boy.




Jaggedone
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Posted: 14 Oct 09 18:37

Quote: Jesus Budda

Suspiciously, unidentified shiny pots incredibly crept into orbit, upsetting serious, lonely yokels.




Mine are ALWAYS better, boy.


you wish!

yokels offer Knights, Emperors, Ladies sex

Philbert of Macadamia
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Posted: 14 Oct 09 19:48
Sex exudes xylylene!

IainB
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Posted: 15 Oct 09 07:41
Xylylene? You're letting your loony etymological nightmares escape...

Iain

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 15 Oct 09 10:01
That was an excellent piece of work, Iain.


Escape scheme committee at prison entrance.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 15 Oct 09 15:26

Quote: Monkey Woods

That was an excellent piece of work, Iain. I AGREE, COMPLIMENT / FROM JO


Escape scheme committee at prison entrance.


entrance needing towers rarely are non-conformists exit

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 15 Oct 09 15:31
Exit xenophobes in trice.



Maybe we could make 'x' a 'magic letter', like in Scrabble where the blank tile can be used as anything. Just a thought...

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 15 Oct 09 15:34 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 15 Oct 09 15:35
Trice - rare incomplete collector's edition.



A bit abstract, that.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 15 Oct 09 16:27

Quote: Monkey Woods

Trice - rare incomplete collector's edition.



A bit abstract, that.


edition = daily items terribly incoherent over nothing

PS: Monks please stop suggesting anything new here! X Factor!

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 15 Oct 09 16:41
Nothing, or the holly in neighbour's garden?

Jaggedone
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Posted: 15 Oct 09 16:44

Quote: Monkey Woods

Nothing, or the holly in neighbour's garden?


garden at Royal Dumfermline eats noctuals

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 15 Oct 09 18:01
Noctuals? Oh, come! That usually alludes lewd stimulation.




Philbert of Macadamia
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Posted: 15 Oct 09 18:42
Stimulation takes intense mind usage, leading at times into overused neuromotors.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 15 Oct 09 19:28

Quote: Philbert of Macadamia

Stimulation takes intense mind usage, leading at times into overused neuromotors.


neuromotors enjoy upping retard old Minnies over thirty, once rehab starts

Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre
Posted: 16 Oct 09 10:16
starts taking a real timely snooze

IainB
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Posted: 16 Oct 09 10:55
[Thanks MW, I enjoyed it too...]

Snooze, not one's ordinary Zzzs enjoyed.

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Philbert of Macadamia
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Posted: 16 Oct 09 15:27
Enjoyed nectarines just once yelling, emergency, doctor!


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