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Bollocking blond bimbo babes bantering balefully about banal backstabbing bullshoot bumbling bollycock!

Just checking for signs of life on this thread.

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Quote: rfreed

Bollocking blond bimbo babes bantering balefully about banal backstabbing bullshoot bumbling bollycock!

Just checking for signs of life on this thread.

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D.O.A.

Was there ever any life in it?

Or, me mate from Laska, rfreed - you just a glutton for punishment?

Hang on - there goes the doorbell...

Regards

Skoob.

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Quote: Skoob1999

Was there ever any life in it?

Or, me mate from Laska, rfreed - you just a glutton for punishment?

Hang on - there goes the doorbell...

Regards

Skoob.

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...just like yer, yer BASTARD....start something, then grab your hat
and run!

At least when Birbee starts a thread he hangs around to take his medicine!

Disgruntled, Crushed, Run over and nearly beheaded on Tothill Street.

Morse, Duke of Dixie!

Skoob - did you 'catch' your doorbell

Or was it too fast for you?

Any of you 'lads' want a willy warmer knitting for Christmas or are you awaiting production of the 'ball bra'?

I'm thinking of attaching the ball bra TO the willy warmer and then it'll be easier to put on when you've 'had a few'.

The willy warmers stretch......in case of a 'miracle' i.e. an erection...of course....but the ball bra doesn't because THAT would defeat the purpose of the ball bra.

I need some feedback from you old buggers before I start knitting....


LG

LG - Are you really sure you want to enter into such an undignified exchange?

I mean, come on woman - you come from Middlesbrough - like Chubby Brown.

Nuff said or wot?

You'll get bored punched and rivetted before you can blink.

Try me

Just kiddin' - although I must admit, I like being ganged up on by ladies.

Hope they're hangin' okay Princess.

Luv

Skoob

Yup! I know about Chubby f*****g Brown. Lived not too far from where we did. Just a coupla miles actually.
Not sure where he lives at present.

Hey...come on...I like it here at The Spoof.

I work with kids all day and never get to swear...well I have done a coupla times to 'shock' older students into admissions of their own guilt of using foul language then 'denying' it. Idiots...I prove what they said by repeating it word for word. They don't expect those words coming out of the mouth of a sweet white-haired teacher, who is about 10 inches or more, shorter than they are. I prove that my 'hearing' is fine.

Takes 'em by surprise and usually 'wins' 'em over. They're usually no problem for ME at least...after that.

Tried and true

LG

It's all good LG

Now then...this ball bra...

Do you have one with one cup?

And a willy warmer with holes in it to accommodate the cysts?

Preferably gauze lined. To trap the seepage, like.

Let me know if it's a goer and I'll place an order.

Best Wishes

Him wot you should be dead grateful you never had as a pupil.

Although most of my teacher's kinda liked me. I used to frustrate the crap out of 'em.

Skoob

Don't worry Skoob...all will be 'specialty' orders in order to accommodate all disfigurements and individualities of the 'packages'.

No two alike, coz in MY experience NO TWO ARE ALIKE.

As I said, I love it here. Go Spoofers - Go!

LG

Mine's identical to me twin brother's.

Honest.

Nah...hang on...I don't actually have a twin brother.

What was I thinking there?

Sorry...distracted there for a moment.

The cat's under the table scratching for all she's worth.

Flea bitten cow!

Git out of it ya bastard!

(Not you LG - the cat. Looks like she's trying to chew her own spine in half...I'd get her some flea spray, but she's kind of old, and there's a recession on. Just kiddin')

Skoob.

Sheesh! I just had a pop-up message telling me it is 'unsafe' to be on this site.

Stoopid buggers...that's WHY I'm here.

Forgot what I was going to say now.

Never mind.

After 3 cans....Love you all. (Strong beer I'm drinking tho' not that Canadian or American CRAP.)

LG

Edit: Coz I missed one of the 'a's in Canadian eh?

I just startd a new thread about chocolate.

And the X-Factor.

Hit the wrong effin button on me laptop and it's gone now.

I'm not doing it again.

Anyway - I got bought some choccys for me Bday which me girl assured me the wife wouldn't eat. But she did. I got some though. Terry's All Gold Dark - love them coffee creams.

And Rebecca for the X-Factor. I like her. Did from day one. The only one with any genuine talent.

I did all this in more detail and arsed it up so I'm not doing it again.

Regards

Skoob.

I just startd a new thread about chocolate.

And the X-Factor.

Hit the wrong effin button on me laptop and it's gone now.

I'm not doing it again.

Anyway - I got bought some choccys for me Bday which me girl assured me the wife wouldn't eat. But she did. I got some though. Terry's All Gold Dark - love them coffee creams.

And Rebecca for the X-Factor. I like her. Did from day one. The only one with any genuine talent.

I did all this in more detail and arsed it up so I'm not doing it again.

Regards

Skoob.

You big bloody 'tease'. Do it again!

Crikey, they have peanut butter covered soft centers over here. Bloody disgusting. I prefer the 'coffee' ones and ALWAYS, ALWAYS PREFER ENGLISH CHOCOLATE (WHEN I EAT ANY) TO CANADIAN OR AMERICAN CRAP.

See Skoob! It SAYS 'Cadbury's' on the wrappers but the bleeding recipe is so different to the English one...coz of food regulations and so on and so forth and forsooth - so different ingredients means 'different' taste.

LG

Ha ha!

Hey, LG

I told you not to mess with me.

Gotcha!

Cadbury's Dairy Milk. Cadbury's Bourneville...

Milk Tray...Terry's All Gold, Mars Bars, Kit Kats, Fry's Turkish Delight, and I don't really like chocolate all that much.

Have it occasionally. (chocolate that is)

Mrs Skoob worked for Cadbury's in Worcester when she was a mere stripling.

True that is.

Come on LG - admit it - you're biting the furniture right now!

I TOLD you not to mess with me! (Take note rfreed)

Just kiddin, pleasure breaking the chocolate with you

Skoob

Hey, thanks Skoob. No problemo.

I 'give it' so I ought to be able to 'take it' too. Right?

Actually, many, many years ago... I went, with other students from Stockton/Billingham Tech., (1969 or '70) to visit the ROWNTREE'S FACTORY. I 'think' it was in York....

We saw some wierd coloured 'Smarties' and were told that they were for 'export' and had to be coloured with food dyes which met the criteria of the specific country of import.

I bet your wife knows of what I am talking. (Still trying to avoid those dangling participles.)

Say 'Hi' to her from me please.

Ta! See...I believe you really DO exist.

Lady G.

WHAT IS THIS CRAP?????

THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A FLAME SITE, NOT A LONELY HEARTS COLUMN!!!!

SKOOBY-DOO SAID SO HIMSELF!!!

DO I HAVE TO GET THE SPOOF SECRET POLICE AFTER THE BOTH OF YOU?

GET ON WITH THE NASTINESS FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!

DO YOU THINK THIS IS SESAME STREET OR SOMETHING?

WORRISOME WARTHOGS WASTING WRATHFUL WRITING TIME!!!

OK...bollocksy shit to you rfreed. May your balls fall off when you are in the throws of a sexual 'intermission'. If you ever experience one.

Crap, poop, etc. Go and look at Charpa's Christmas Carols thread.

I do believe I've done myself f*****g proud on that Carol thread Charpa started.... If not...I will shit out a whole lot more crap.

How's that 'freed. Good enough? If not...I'll try to do better tomorra.

LG

Hey, Alaska

She's a schoolteacher with a weakness for chocolate, and she can't spell weird.

For fuck's sake?

How many more times do I have to pull you out of the shit?

Fucking amateurs...

Skoob

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Quote: Lady Godiva

OK...bollocksy shit to you rfreed. May your balls fall off when you are in the throws of a sexual 'intermission'. If you ever experience one.

Crap, poop, etc. Go and look at Charpa's Christmas Carols thread.

I do believe I've done myself f*****g proud on that Carol thread Charpa started.... If not...I will shit out a whole lot more crap.

How's that 'freed. Good enough? If not...I'll try to do better tomorra.

LG

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Ah C'mon LG

Throws?

Should not that be 'throes'?

And if you have a shit in the meantime, make it a log boat.

No probs.

Sorry.

rfreed is just shit in a fight.

Sorry rfreed.

But you are.

How's Sarah?

Cleaned her glasses yet?

Shame on you!

Scuse me. I think I'm going slightly mad.

Skoob

Bollox to you Skoob coz I don't give a damn about the spelling - it's the 'message' that counts.

Kryst! If I tied all of me students down to corekt spellins...I'd not get them to right a bleeding thing.

So, as I siad...bolox ta yoo and uthers oo thinx that spuling is the bee all and enddd all coz it bloody well isn;t or else - how'd yoo lot ge' 'ere. Inni'


LG (blurting a raspberry smilie here....IF we had ANY....)

Hey hey LG

Fuck you too!

Bitch.

Just finishing me beer then I'm off.

All this is of course in jest - apart from rfreed who is a right fucking wimp.

You're all great sports!

Thankyou!

Kindest

Skoob.

Not doing Xmas greetings until I finish work on the 23rd.

But I will then.

Have to go now - cat's sleeping on me foot, wife's in bed, and I'm all out of beer!

G'night all.

Skoob

I said that twice didn't I?

Drunk as a mop for a change.

Damn, if this is all the better it gets I'm going to bed.

Thanx Skoob - got your PM...you 'sweet thing'.

rfreed. I think they're all doing Xmas Shopping.

Go and write some silly Christmas carols on the thread Charpa started....it's bleeping hilarious....mind you...I'm the only one writing them at present.

Go and put your BEST CAROLS FORWARD.

LG

Gwerrich Thomponid heridot briyher Ophiderot!

This is in Klingon.

Get a dictionary dwerbs!