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IainB
Gentle with me  Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What did Balloon Boy Falcon Henne say on climbing out of the balloon some five thousand miles away from where he started?
Correct! Just have a peek and tell me what you think |
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand  Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Questioned over "her" gender once again, how did Queen Mudder respond?
Correct! If it goes in the toilet or potty, it goes to poo funland with the other poos, but not if it goes in the pants. |
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IainB
Gentle with me Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What phrase am I going to use when my 5 year old soils his pants again?
Extremely Correct! An arrow through the head |
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Name one method to Kill a Mockingbird?
Correct! He couldn't get his foot out of the stirrup in time |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Last words of the horse that enjoyed bondage?
Correct! I usually just let it dangle for a while before shaking violently until the neighbours dog starts barking. |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer  Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What annoying trick does Jesus Budda like to play with the Sword of Damocles?
Correct! Handmade ravioli stuffed with summer squash. |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Hey! What's that sticking out of your bum?
Correct! Twelve if there's a fire but only Ten if in a submersible. |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What morbid rule of thumb does BP use to determine how many deaths are acceptable per offshore oil rig explosion?
Correct! Twelve, or thirteen if you are a baker. |
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
According to local bylaws, what is the age of consent in Norfolk?
Correct! About 30kg |
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Jean Le Fete
Deanalope  Location: Mid No Where Registered: 14 May 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
How much does Sarah Palin's brain weigh freeze dried?
Correct! Orange, Black, with a cream center filling... |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Would you care to describe my new extra-fancy Halloween tea biscuits?
Correct! Sitting on a washing machine during the rinse cycle. |
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IainB
Gentle with me Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Where do I sit while waiting for the spin cycle on the washing machine?
Correct! Meet me at the fountain |
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
"I want you to take me out tonight and get me WET" Carina whispered in IanB's ear. What was his reply?
Correct! Please can you tell me how to get to the railway station? |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape  Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What was the last thing Moys Kenwood asked the train guard before being swept away by the 3.30pm Bangkok to Butterworth express?
Correct! Constipation. |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
If you could use one word to sum up your entire life so far, what would it be?
- Correct! A widows earlobe. |
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Jean Le Fete
Deanalope Location: Mid No Where Registered: 14 May 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
List things you'd rather be chewing on besides your eraser?
Correct! Saturday Night Live |
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Mid-weekend DIY work on the electrics left me in a precarious near-death state. Admitted to hospital late in the evening suffering the after-effects of a nasty shock, the nurses dubbed me what?
Correct! A cute little trouser-ferret |
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Jean Le Fete
Deanalope Location: Mid No Where Registered: 14 May 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What is the average Republican Senatorial Candidate?
Correct! Rubiks Cube squared |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What is the square root of Rubik's Cube to the fourth power?
Correct! A pale yellow No. 2 pencil about 6 inches long covered with teeth marks. |
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IainB
Gentle with me Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What was the only thing left in Steven Gerrard's house after he'd been burgled?
Correct! Sand |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker  Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What constitutes Egypt's biggest natural resource?
Correct! A needle in a haystack. |
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IainB
Gentle with me Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What prompted a re-write on the health and safety guidelines for corn threshers?
Correct! A big bruise just below my shoulder blade. |
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Sidney Bollocks
Writer  Location: Brisbane, Australia Registered: 6 Sep 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What injury am I at risk of if I have the chip on my shoulder removed?
Correct! Priapism |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What's a polite term for 'a huge throbbing ever erect cock'?
Correct! A horse's arse. |
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Sidney Bollocks
Writer Location: Brisbane, Australia Registered: 6 Sep 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What does Camilla Parker-Bowles resemble?
Correct! Turtle's Head |
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