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Amethyst Ryder
Dinosaur. Rrraaahr. Location: Wherever I go, there I am. Registered: 22 Feb 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
This conjures up visions of middle-of-the-night Emergency Room cases.... |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
This conjures up visions of middle-of-the-night Emergency Room cases....
Butt in my day meant something slightly different, especially with that broken nose look. |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
This has got me wondering - who here has a broken nose?
I have. Who else? And how? I got mine from a punch in the face but it was broken before that from a smack with a door. |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Actually, scrap that. I don't give a fuck.
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Jaggedone
Banned |
JB, we're used to your s-crap, BUTT as in HEADinBUTT???? Idiots who did that are Bastards! |
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Lynton
Writer |
Where's that bastard Incredulous gone I miss him I really like that bastard!
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
(Ha!)
(Oh no! I am possessed by Incredulous!) (Ha!) I like Incredulous too. Ha! Regards Skoob. |
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Fergus McCarthy
Devil's Avocado Location: Hibernia. Registered: 17 Jan 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Thierry Henry.
Still a Bastard. |
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Incredulous
Writer Location: England somewhere. Registered: 29 Mar 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I Iike it that the Bastard theme is back here again!
Oh! God there are so many Bastards, it would take a life time for me to mention them all! Actually I am I saint and I love everybody deeply. Did you believe what I just said, then you must be very stupid! All politicians, bastards. The fact that you know you are going to die, bastard. The fact that I cannot get laid, bastard! The fact that life treats me badly, actually in fact, that is my fault, Oh! Well! |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Oh! Look who has just arrived! |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
he obviously needed a wake up call or a vote of confidence |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
I like Incredulous.
You hear that, Incredulous? I like you. You bring colour. Like a butterfly with a bucket of paint. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
stop crawling JB, your nappies will fall off! |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
How dare you. My nappy never falls off! |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
stop crawling JB, your nappies will fall off!
How dare you. My nappy never falls off! Does Mummy take them off then? |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
I am man enough to admit that my mother changes my nappy.
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
BASTARD!
![]() Regards Skoob. |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Hello, Skoob.
Not long now. |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
bp
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Jaggedone
Banned |
slanderous SFO, be careful the slick is just a trick |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Fair play to BP for filling the ocean with oil.
Now all we have to do is wait for the tide to wash it up on the beaches and collect it and we can all be rich! |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
JB, I'm beginning to like you, how come? |
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