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Amethyst Ryder
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Amethyst Ryder

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Posted: 17 May 10 00:39

Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: Jesus Budda

No heads in green bottles?
Well you got done then, didn't you.
Done, I say. Done, done, done.
No point playing if there was no heads in the bottles.

Was probably for health and safety reasons.


in those days they gave head and certainly not in bottles


This conjures up visions of middle-of-the-night Emergency Room cases....

Jaggedone
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Posted: 17 May 10 15:18
This conjures up visions of middle-of-the-night Emergency Room cases....


Butt in my day meant something slightly different, especially with that broken nose look.

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 17 May 10 17:39
This has got me wondering - who here has a broken nose?

I have. Who else? And how?
I got mine from a punch in the face but it was broken before that from a smack with a door.

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 17 May 10 17:55
Actually, scrap that. I don't give a fuck.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 17 May 10 18:03 - Edited By: Jaggedone, 17 May 10 18:04

Quote: Jesus Budda

Actually, scrap that. I don't give a fuck.


JB, we're used to your s-crap, BUTT as in HEADinBUTT????

Idiots who did that are Bastards!

Lynton
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Posted: 17 May 10 22:39
Where's that bastard Incredulous gone I miss him I really like that bastard!

Skoob1999
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Posted: 17 May 10 22:43
(Ha!)

(Oh no! I am possessed by Incredulous!)

(Ha!)

I like Incredulous too.

Ha!

Regards

Skoob.

Fergus McCarthy
Devil's Avocado
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Posted: 17 May 10 23:49
Thierry Henry.


Still a Bastard.

Incredulous
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Posted: 18 May 10 12:18
I Iike it that the Bastard theme is back here again!
Oh! God there are so many Bastards, it would take a life time for me to mention them all!
Actually I am I saint and I love everybody deeply.
Did you believe what I just said, then you must be very stupid!
All politicians, bastards.
The fact that you know you are going to die, bastard.
The fact that I cannot get laid, bastard!
The fact that life treats me badly, actually in fact, that is my fault, Oh! Well!

The San Francisco Onion
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Posted: 18 May 10 12:27

Quote: Lynton

Where's that bastard Incredulous gone I miss him I really like that bastard!




Oh! Look who has just arrived!

Jaggedone
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Posted: 18 May 10 15:47

Quote: The San Francisco Onion


Quote: Lynton

Where's that bastard Incredulous gone I miss him I really like that bastard!




Oh! Look who has just arrived!


he obviously needed a wake up call or a vote of confidence

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 18 May 10 17:27
I like Incredulous.

You hear that, Incredulous? I like you.
You bring colour.
Like a butterfly with a bucket of paint.

Jaggedone
Banned
Posted: 18 May 10 18:31

Quote: Jesus Budda

I like Incredulous.

You hear that, Incredulous? I like you.
You bring colour.
Like a butterfly with a bucket of paint.


stop crawling JB, your nappies will fall off!

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 19 May 10 17:13

Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: Jesus Budda

I like Incredulous.

You hear that, Incredulous? I like you.
You bring colour.
Like a butterfly with a bucket of paint.


stop crawling JB, your nappies will fall off!


How dare you. My nappy never falls off!


Jaggedone
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Posted: 19 May 10 18:46
stop crawling JB, your nappies will fall off!


How dare you. My nappy never falls off!


Does Mummy take them off then?

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 20 May 10 17:27
I am man enough to admit that my mother changes my nappy.

Skoob1999
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Posted: 20 May 10 17:31
BASTARD!

Regards

Skoob.

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 20 May 10 17:34
Hello, Skoob.
Not long now.

The San Francisco Onion
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The San Francisco Onion

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Posted: 1 Jun 10 08:25
bp

Jaggedone
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Posted: 1 Jun 10 17:11

Quote: The San Francisco Onion

bp


slanderous SFO, be careful the slick is just a trick

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 1 Jun 10 17:44
Fair play to BP for filling the ocean with oil.
Now all we have to do is wait for the tide to wash it up on the beaches and collect it and we can all be rich!



Jaggedone
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Posted: 1 Jun 10 18:26

Quote: Jesus Budda

Fair play to BP for filling the ocean with oil.
Now all we have to do is wait for the tide to wash it up on the beaches and collect it and we can all be rich!


JB, I'm beginning to like you, how come?


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