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Hull - unbelievable, like Leeds.

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Leeds: elevated escarpment, decidedly slippery!

Slippery like in pensioners' penises, except relatively young.




A desperate attempt, I'll concede.

Young, often ugly. Never great.

Blast from the past.

Great religious elders are terrific.

"Terrific!", Edna rejoiced. "Ridicule in France is caustic"

Caustic acid = usually scorches.
Troubling irritation = chilblains.

Chilblains? Have I licked balls lately? An insane nymphomaniac's sack?

Hows it hanging, Monkey?
I'm off now in a few minutes so I'll meet you at the place at the usual time tonight for some of the old in-out.

Sack all Chinese kettledrummers.

Kettledrummers, essentially talented timpanists, like ear-soothing, delightfully rhythmic, unbelievably mellow music, especially Rolling Stones.

Stones tumble over north eastern shores.

Shores have often rubble, especially stones.

Stones thrown often niggle exhausted scaffolders.

Scaffolders can afford fine French omelettes, latte, dine elegantly, receive seconds.

Seconds encroach cautiously on Norma Desmond's Sekonda.

Sekonda = elegant kinetic odometer, numbers, dials, asymmetry.

Asymmetry, Sir? You make me extremely tired - regard yourself!

Yourself = ordinary, ugly, retarded somebody - except lives frivolously.

Frivolously? Right! I very often like overcooked Ukranian sausages. Like yams?

I couldn't post yesterday at all. And I had so much important things to say.
World importance.

So I emailed Squire Lowton.....and he told me to try to post in the forums if others had the problem.....
Gave me a bit of a giggle did that.

Ahh, he's a nice lad is Squire Lowton after all.
Tee hee hee.

Yams are moist squashes.

Squashes queer under a sheet. Has erection - SOLID!

Solid objects - like inflatable dumbbells.

Dumbbells underneath my big balls essentially look like sausages.

Sausages are usually stringy and greasy. Eat sausages!