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Richard-Rasch
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Posted: 7 Sep 08 23:10
Kind - I'm not demonic.

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 7 Sep 08 23:17 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 7 Sep 08 23:17
Demonic? "Eat my onions now", I curse.

Richard-Rasch
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Posted: 7 Sep 08 23:19
Curse ugly retarded science enthusiasts

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Posted: 7 Sep 08 23:21
Enthusiasts, now take heed! Useless science is a stupid, tired subject.

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Posted: 7 Sep 08 23:35
subject - usually boring juvenile educational crap taught

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Posted: 7 Sep 08 23:39
Taught at University - good-humoured tarts.




Off to bed now. Knackered.

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Posted: 7 Sep 08 23:42
tarts are rich twats souvenirs

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Posted: 7 Sep 08 23:44
Right I'm off. Gonna have my cup of tea and weetabix with Jonathan Creek then get to bed.

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Posted: 8 Sep 08 08:47
Souvenirs of Upper Volta entice nobody into relaxational shopping.

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Posted: 8 Sep 08 09:36
shopping hotspots offer potential pleasure in new ghetto

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Posted: 8 Sep 08 09:45 - Edited By: BuckwheatsButt, 8 Sep 08 10:21
Ghettos have enough tough talking orangutans

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Posted: 8 Sep 08 09:56
you have to start with ghetto.

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Posted: 8 Sep 08 11:31
We'll pretend he wrote 'Ghetto'

Orangutans rabidly attacked new gorilla under the apehouse (new section).

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Posted: 8 Sep 08 11:32 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 8 Sep 08 11:32
Section 11 concerns the incarceration of Nigerians.

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Posted: 8 Sep 08 11:33
Nigerians in Guinea encourage radical insurgency and nationalist sentiment.

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 8 Sep 08 13:32
Sentiment entails no tender images, mainly emotions 'n tears.

(yes, I kind of cheated on the "N"

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Posted: 8 Sep 08 13:38
Tears - eyes are really sobbing.

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Posted: 8 Sep 08 13:39 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 8 Sep 08 13:40
Sobbing or blubbering? Boy, I need gingerbread.

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Posted: 8 Sep 08 16:35 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 8 Sep 08 16:35
Gingerbread is nice, gooey entities revolting, but real eclairs are delicious!

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 8 Sep 08 16:51
Delicious

Dogs eat, licking icky crap, in often ugly situations

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 8 Sep 08 17:23


Situations

Situations involving teen underwear and twisted ignorant oddballs never survive

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Posted: 8 Sep 08 17:32
Just having me tea. Mum says I can come out and play later.

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 8 Sep 08 17:36

Quote: Monkey Woods

Just having me tea. Mum says I can come out and play later.


Your mother cooks socks in hell!
Or so I've heard.

I'll take your turn.

"Survive"

Survive using rescue vehicles is very easy

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 8 Sep 08 17:38
"Easy"

Easy, as she yodels



Jesus Budda
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Posted: 8 Sep 08 17:39
"Yodels"

Yodels old dainty English lyrics superbly




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