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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Yuck! Ugly, crappy Knave!
- Overheard conversation in 1564 |
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Jesus Budda
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Knave? Not a vagrant, eh?
-Overheard conversation on a bus (circa 1564) |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Eh? How?
- Nosy bitch to another nosy bitch at supermarket counter. |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
How? Orangutans walk?
- A shocked girl when told about the skateboarding orangutan. |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Walk around like Kings.
- Advice to Royal family members on instruction manual. |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Kings indiscreetly neuter german sheep
- The bastards! |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Sheep hate eating equine porridge.
- Word on the farm says so. |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Porridge = oatmeal. Really rich ingredients. Does great eating.
- So says me |
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Jesus Budda
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Eating allows termites (insects) nurture groth.
- David Attenborough's cat says so. |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Growth regulates oily warts that hatch
- A doctor's advice to your mother. |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Hatch a tiny chicken? Hooray!
- A very excited farmer. Possibly retarded. |
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Jesus Budda
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Hooray! Oddness originally required a yo-yo!
- When word got to Nigel that oddness was no longer determined by string toys, he cheered merrily. Then died of heart failure. Nigel - RIP (1914 - 2009) |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Yo-yo oneupmanship. Yearly occasion.
- A strange man (circa 1972) |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Occasion creation can accidentally slow inhuman oddness nearly.
- I fucking hate occasion creation. Leave it be. |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Nearly erupted! A real lucky year.
- Mr. Sum Yungguy always looked forward to Mt. Fuji's rumblings. |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Year = Earthly annual rotation.
- A bore. |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Rotation of the anus trembles in original nudity.
- A man who is finished playing anagram/acronym's for the day. |
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IainB
Gentle with me  Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Nudity usually develops in timid youths
Iain |
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Philbert of Macadamia
Historical nutcase  Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Youths often underestimate their having Saccharomyces!
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape  Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Saccharomyces, a chronic condition; "Have a rash on my yellowy cock!" exclaim sufferers.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
sufferers usually fuck fancy elves. Require erectile rectums slavishly.
Fucking website faulty page loads messed me up. I'm not playing with myslef today. Continue. |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Slavishly, laboriously and vindictively, I shag half London's yodellers.
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Philbert of Macadamia
Historical nutcase Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Yodellers only do evening ladies, leaving everyone relatively satisfied.
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer  Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Satisfied anuses trickle incrementally, sometimes feeling intensely erotic discharges.
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Jaggedone
Banned |
Can Mark please ban Jesus Buddha from the anagram game, he is a total anagram wanker and is searching only for attention! Anyway: discharges in sex cause horny analists rear - guard ejaculations suddenly! |
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