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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape  Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Mother, or the harlot everyone resented.
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Monkey Woods
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Resented everything, slaughtered everything, now turned everything decent.
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Monkey Woods
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Decent educational course encouraged new training.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Training regime - an insipid novelty in new gymnasium.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Gymnasium, you might need a sitdown in 'unusual moment'.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Moment of meaning experienced near tree.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Tree - roughly exquisite, elegant.
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Jesus Budda
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Elegant ladies eat garters and naughty tights.
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Jesus Budda
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Tights impede growth. Hats tighten swelling.
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Jesus Budda
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Swelling will enable Leroy learn Inuit nudist gardening.
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Jesus Budda
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Gardening as recreation, dutifully encourages naturally indiscriminate nutritious germination.
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Jesus Budda
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germination = edible rhubarb, mushrooms in nightdresses and tired invalid old naturalists.
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Jesus Budda
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Naturalists are turds. Usually retarded and listless. I sometimes slap them softly.
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Jesus Budda
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Softly, Olga fondled Tammy's lovely yams.
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Jesus Budda
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Yams are mushy, squishy.
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Jesus Budda
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Squishy Queens usually inflict sometimes harsh yodeling.
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Jesus Budda
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Yodeling only demeans elephants; like instilling nasty growling.
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Jesus Budda
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Growling, Robert opened Williams little instrument. Nigel grinned.
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Jesus Budda
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Grinned. Relaxed. Ivan never nastily encountered dickheads.
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Jesus Budda
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Dickheads = ignorant cunts. Kick heads, eat ass. Drink shit.
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Jesus Budda
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Shit! Harold is thalidomide!
- Mary only just became aware of her husbands affliction. 25 years of marriage and only now do they decide to have intercourse. |
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Jesus Budda
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thalidomide = horrible and largely inconsiderate disease. Only mentioned in dire echoes.
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Jesus Budda
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Echoes = calls heard over everlasting silence.
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Jesus Budda
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Silence! I like eating nice cereal eloquently.
- A very fussy eater. |
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Jesus Budda
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Eloquently Lionel offered quotations using elaborate nouns that lilted? Yuck!
-Overheard conversation between two teenage girls. |
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