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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape  Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Toilet or in lift? Emergency 'Tom'.
Cockney Rhyming slang: Tom Tit = shit |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Tom or Margaret?
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Margaret and Renee got a really exciting time.
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer  Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Time is my enemy.
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Mark
Little Red Hen  Location: Lancaster, England Registered: 8 Apr 03 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
enemy nannies eat my yoghurts
It's true you know  |
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IainB
Gentle with me  Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
yoghurts, organically grown, have unusually rancid tasting sourness.
Iain |
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Mark
Little Red Hen Location: Lancaster, England Registered: 8 Apr 03 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Brilliant Iain, simply brilliant. Unlike this, which has taken far too long: Sourness of umbongo resounds. Nah! Enduringly sickly sweet. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
sweet wine eventually ends time |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
time in my ear |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
ear ache rantings |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
sweet wine eventually ends time
time in my ear ear ache rantings rantings are necessary to invade nothing God said! |
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Mark
Little Red Hen Location: Lancaster, England Registered: 8 Apr 03 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
said arise I did
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Jaggedone
Banned |
did I, definitely? |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Definitely! Elephants find interesting newts inherently ticklish except little yelper's.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Yelper's eat lard pies, eventually regurgitating sick.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Sick infants cough kinetically.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
kinetically increasing neutrons, Earnest took in cats and lovingly liked Yvette.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Yvette volunteered entertaining the triads emperor.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Emperor Mike persuaded Emperor Roger over rhubarb.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
rhubarb has unusual big, asymmetric, red blooms.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Blooms leave overtly ominous mating secretions.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
secretions emit continuous, rotting, evil tumors -if occasional - nasty sourness.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Sourness of urine reeks nefarious, elicit, saucy smells.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Smells make Edwin lick Lionel's sphincter.
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Jaggedone
Banned |
Lock this fucking Loony up!!! sphincter purple hairs in nasty cracks turn eventually red! |
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