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Jaggedone
Banned |
eggs go gangerine slowly |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape  Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
After consulting the Games Manual, I can confirm that this was an entirely legal move. Slowly, like old woman licked yeast. |
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Mark
Little Red Hen  Location: Lancaster, England Registered: 8 Apr 03 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
yeast excites airation, surging thickness
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Thickness - has its characteristic kick. Nice eggs, sugary syrup.
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Mark
Little Red Hen Location: Lancaster, England Registered: 8 Apr 03 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
syrup: yellow runny unctuous poison!
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Poison or imprison? Slaughter or not?
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Mark
Little Red Hen Location: Lancaster, England Registered: 8 Apr 03 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
not okay titwank!
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
'Titwank' is the worst acronym now known!
And over to you to supply it, Mark! |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
known nobility often wank non-stop |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Non-stop, or not, stupid twats occupy positions.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Positions occur surreptitiously in tender, innocent owls - notwithstanding sparrows.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Sparrows, perhaps, allow robins roost? Only wizards surmise.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Surmise usually requires mental intelligence, sweeping elocution.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Elocution lessons occupy curriculum. Untidy teachers instruct ogling nerds.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Nerds eat rectally defecated sandwiches.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Sandwiches are nicely delicious when imbibed. Chinese hens enjoy scraps.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Scraps contain rust and piss stains.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Stains taint alloys in natural settings.
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Jaggedone
Banned |
Back with a bang, JB, we missed you so dearly, we had a WAKE! settings expect troublesome tits in naughty girly suspenders! |
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Suspenders usually strap pants, ensuring no drooping exposes rancid shorts.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Shorts hang over really tight snatch.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Snatch - nom alternatif that 'clitoris' has.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Has a shite.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Shite, however, is termed 'excrement'.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Excrement, x-rays can reveal, exudes minging entity near toilet.
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