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The San Francisco Onion
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Posted: 26 Sep 09 08:19
Nuptials uttered perfectly take initiative and legitimate seriousness.

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Posted: 26 Sep 09 08:25
Seriousness eventually rides itself out, until some need elicits soul searching.

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Posted: 26 Sep 09 08:27
Searching every avenue, Rodney caught himself itchy, nasty gonorrhea.

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Posted: 26 Sep 09 08:30
"Gonorrhea or not," opined Rebecca, "Rodney hates eating anus."

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Posted: 26 Sep 09 08:32
Anus nestles underwear stain.

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Posted: 26 Sep 09 08:34
"Stain two armchairs," implored Nicholas.

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Posted: 26 Sep 09 08:37 - Edited By: The San Francisco Onion, 26 Sep 09 08:38
Nicholas is currently having Olga's lasagna and spinach.

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Posted: 26 Sep 09 09:27 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 26 Sep 09 09:30
Spinach, Popeye's inspiration, naturally a cleansing herb.

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Posted: 26 Sep 09 10:20
Herb eating revives bowels.

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Posted: 26 Sep 09 16:53

Quote: Mark Lowton

Herb eating revives bowels.




Bowels: Oval winding eel like serpentine.

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Posted: 28 Sep 09 03:21
Serpentine, essentially 'river partly engulfed', northern Thames, in neighbouring estuary.

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Posted: 28 Sep 09 07:42
Estuary, submerged tidally, undergoes astonishing roundabouts yearly.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 28 Sep 09 16:32

Quote: The San Francisco Onion

Estuary, submerged tidally, undergoes astonishing roundabouts yearly.


yearly estimates annually recorded leaving Yale?

Philbert of Macadamia
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Posted: 28 Sep 09 17:29

Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: The San Francisco Onion

Estuary, submerged tidally, undergoes astonishing roundabouts yearly.


yearly estimates annually recorded leaving Yale?



Yale alumni love Elihu!

Jaggedone
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Posted: 28 Sep 09 17:58

Quote: Philbert of Macadamia


Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: The San Francisco Onion

Estuary, submerged tidally, undergoes astonishing roundabouts yearly.


yearly estimates annually recorded leaving Yale?



Yale alumni love Elihu!


Elihu lives in Highbury's underworld

Jaggedone
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Posted: 28 Sep 09 19:29

Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: Philbert of Macadamia


Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: The San Francisco Onion

Estuary, submerged tidally, undergoes astonishing roundabouts yearly.


yearly estimates annually recorded leaving Yale?



Yale alumni love Elihu!


Elihu lives in Highbury's underworld


underworld never describes earthly related weirdos on rants leaving destruction

Jaggedone
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Posted: 28 Sep 09 19:34

Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: Philbert of Macadamia


Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: The San Francisco Onion

Estuary, submerged tidally, undergoes astonishing roundabouts yearly.


yearly estimates annually recorded leaving Yale?



Yale alumni love Elihu!


Elihu lives in Highbury's underworld


underworld never describes earthly related weirdos on rants leaving destruction


destruction entices sexual treatment, rubbing underpants, crutches tickling, involving orgasmic nudity

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 28 Sep 09 22:05
Nudity usually drives Irishmen to yanking

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Posted: 29 Sep 09 01:36
Yanking a necktie knot is not good.

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 29 Sep 09 01:37
Good, or only drivel?

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Posted: 29 Sep 09 01:47
Drivel, ribald invective, venomously exclaimed lashings.

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Posted: 29 Sep 09 07:33
Lashings and slappings have, invariably, no good side.

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 29 Sep 09 12:00
Side is different edge.

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Posted: 29 Sep 09 13:07
edge dainty gilded edge

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Posted: 29 Sep 09 13:19
edge dainty golden eggs

I figured it was a bit naughty having the start and end words the same. Is that in the rules?


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