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The affectionate name JB gives to his genitalia.

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A man in a white van

Name one of the smaller items recently found in Katie Price lady garden.





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Bang, kapow, weeeeeeee fizzz, ooooohhhhhhhhh

What did the failed suicide bomber say?

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A large stepladder.

What accessory should I use with my large clown feet?

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1918 Jelly Babies doing the backstroke.

Pre-war what was the only event ever disallowed from the Paralympics?

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Blow you away

What can a jet powered fart do?

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The old oak tree.

Whereabouts in California do the majority of Scientologists live?

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Dogger!

What do you call somebody who runs for leisure with a dog on a lead?

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Stuck underneath the sofa

Name a nightmare scenario for a couch potato to be in?

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Adjustable spanners.

how would the head of an IT team describe his on call staff?



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Left handed thread.

A wrist injury ensued after Jack strained to remove a bolt on his prison toilet. Little did he know that prison furniture is often assembled with what kind of bolts?

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Usain Bolt

Who should I drugs test next?

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Apple of my eye.

The aperture at the centre of the pupil, or maybe an actual fruit stuck inside my EYEBALL. What is it?

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Gorilla semen

What is the colletive term for the crew of the good ship HMS Primate?

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So very very tired

What am I?



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Writers cramp.

Isn't there supposed to be an apostrophe in "writers," as in "writer's cramp?"


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Quote: Monkey Woods

Writers cramp.

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Okay, okay!


What is afflicting me at this moment, despite the fact that I am typing on a keyboard, and not actually writing?


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Uncle Remus

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Quote: The San Francisco Onion

Isn't there supposed to be an apostrophe in "writers," as in "writer's cramp?"

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Yes, and I almost went back and edited, but suspected someone might see me do it.



Apart from Barack Obama, name a famous black guy who tells fictional 'trickster' stories.

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"Get the fuck out of my face!"

What did the guy say to the Demodex slithering through the follicle of his eyelash?


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Don't forget to cross your T's and dot your I's.

What are Welsh students reminded to do, as there are already enough 'L's in their words?

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They're all dead, Dave.

What are Nick Clegg's last words to David Cameron in the film "How we killed 2 political parties in just 12 months"?

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Bend over, brother. I'm coming in!

Whats a popular catchphrase at a monastry orgy?

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Oh, I've had that growing there since I slipped off that fence.

What did Jesus Budda say to his proctologist when questioned about the massive hemorrhoid blocking the entry of the doctor's finger?


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Oh, that? I have no idea how that got there.

What did Jesus Budda say to his proctologist when questioned about the massive light bulb found up his arse once the doctor had succeeded in getting her finger past the large hemorrhoid blocking entry?


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Always fish on a Friday

What advice was given to European fishermen when told that there would only be one day a week in which they could catch fish?

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Sat down quietly and didn't say a word

His tolerance to pain was legendary. When Jesus Budda was interned at Camp X-ray how did he respond when his gaolers send 10,000 volts through his testicles whilst applying a hot iron to his thigh?

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I only expected a light wind