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Quote: Jaggedone

BASTARD Petroleum!!!

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BP = Bastard Pissers

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BP = Bleedin' Pricks!

You know who I really hate?

Bastards!

Those fatherless bastards.

Just kidding.

I'm a bastard.

Satire.

Ha ha.

I hate seagulls.

All seagulls are BASTARDS.

And hotel night porters who won't let you have a room just because you've got blood on your shirt and look a bit sinister. Especially ones called 'Steve'

BASTARDS

Regards

Skoob.

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Quote: Skoob1999

I hate seagulls.

All seagulls are BASTARDS.

And hotel night porters who won't let you have a room just because you've got blood on your shirt and look a bit sinister. Especially ones called 'Steve'

BASTARDS

Regards

Skoob.

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Skoob, you've obviously experienced such a scenario, was it in Chinatown with Jack?

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Quote: Skoob1999

I hate seagulls.

All seagulls are BASTARDS.

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Ouch!!

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Quote: The San Francisco Onion

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Quote: Skoob1999

I hate seagulls.

All seagulls are BASTARDS.

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Ouch!!

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It obviously wasn't Jack, must have been Alfred

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Quote: Jaggedone

It obviously wasn't Jack, must have been Alfred

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WTH??

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Quote: The San Francisco Onion

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Quote: Jaggedone

It obviously wasn't Jack, must have been Alfred

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WTH??

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SFO you disappoint me:

Jack = as in Nicholson = Chinatown, bloody shirt in hotel = Skoob

Alfred = as in Hitchcock = The Birds

Einstein couldn't tie his laces either

Is it not BUSTARDS?
I thought BUstards were the birds. They only become BAstards when they take a crap on your shoulder while you stand next to a tall building while wearing your favourite t-shirt.

And why don't birds crap on your head?
I am specifically speaking about You in this case.
Why?

Look at the word WHY.
go on, look at it.
It looks odd, doesn't it?
The W and the H and that Y all put together like that is really, really odd.
What a strange combination of letters.

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Quote: Jesus Budda

Is it not BUSTARDS?
I thought BUstards were the birds. They only become BAstards when they take a crap on your shoulder while you stand next to a tall building while wearing your favourite t-shirt.

And why don't birds crap on your head?
I am specifically speaking about You in this case.
Why?

Look at the word WHY.
go on, look at it.
It looks odd, doesn't it?
The W and the H and that Y all put together like that is really, really odd.
What a strange combination of letters.

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JB, I have the solution; W wanking H horny Y yes?

OK, calm down

Colonel Bustard did it in the parlour with Miss Scarlet.

I loved Cluedo.
I loved the little rooms and the little people's heads sticking out of green bottles.

What was that about anyways? Peoples heads sticking out of bottles?
C'mon, thats not natural. Thats weird. no wonder they were all suspects. They were all very suspicious characters to begin with.

And I wanted to be the gun or the knife but not that stupid piece of rope!
In America it's called Clue, isn't it?
Who am I talking to? Whats happening?

Papa...?

And I wanted to be the gun or the knife but not that stupid piece of rope!
In America it's called Clue, isn't it?
Who am I talking to? Whats happening?

Papa...?

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Yes my son I understand the problem, it happened at birth

It's probably technically possible for you to be my father, Jaggedone.
Unlikely though.
Very unlikely.

Shut the fuck up, Dog.
Dog barking outside. Fucking dog.

It was called Clue, but I don't remember any heads sticking out of bottles. Maybe they edited that out of the American version, just like they do with a lot of UK-to-US translations.

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Quote: Jesus Budda

It's probably technically possible for you to be my father, Jaggedone.
Unlikely though.
Very unlikely.

Shut the fuck up, Dog.
Dog barking outside. Fucking dog.

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Unless your mother resided in Benidorm from anno 1970 till 1973 or Berlin from 1973 till 1976 then it could be possible, you never know, aagh, those were the days (he fondly remembers especially those Swedish bitches)

No heads in green bottles?
Well you got done then, didn't you.
Done, I say. Done, done, done.
No point playing if there was no heads in the bottles.

Was probably for health and safety reasons.

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Quote: Jesus Budda

No heads in green bottles?
Well you got done then, didn't you.
Done, I say. Done, done, done.
No point playing if there was no heads in the bottles.

Was probably for health and safety reasons.

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in those days they gave head and certainly not in bottles

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Quote: Jaggedone

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Quote: Jesus Budda

It's probably technically possible for you to be my father, Jaggedone.
Unlikely though.
Very unlikely.

Shut the fuck up, Dog.
Dog barking outside. Fucking dog.

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Unless your mother resided in Benidorm from anno 1970 till 1973 or Berlin from 1973 till 1976 then it could be possible, you never know, aagh, those were the days (he fondly remembers especially those Swedish bitches)

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Hey, my Mother was a Swedish bitch!
Well, maybe not.

I'm from after that time anyways. I doubt your my father in any case. If I was then I wouldn't be so adorable.

Hey, my Mother was a Swedish bitch!
Well, maybe not.

I'm from after that time anyways. I doubt your my father in any case. If I was then I wouldn't be so adorable.

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JB, the thought of being your father is driving me to mount my mountain bike and go for a quick spin across the mountains of the Netherlands, tiddley po!

Sky fucking tv bastard useless fucking tv shit bag guide.

They advertise 'Going Postal' and have no friggin date available for it, trailers.. Interview.. blahblahblah.
Fuck off!!!!!!


WHEN IS THE DAMN THING ON???????????

That's all I want to know.

Fergus, it's on Sky. They keep advertising it.

Regards

Skoob

1...2...3...4...5...6......

When though?

When?

I'll have another look Ferg...

Hang on...

Nah.

It doesn't say.