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Jaggedone
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Posted: 21 Sep 09 17:58

Quote: Monkey Woods

"More?" Oliver's request exaggerated.


exaggerated x-rays are giant, great epicentres, rarely appreciated, though extremely dangerous!

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 22 Sep 09 15:16
Dangerous and not generally encouraged. Rays of untreated sulphur.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 22 Sep 09 15:55

Quote: Monkey Woods

Dangerous and not generally encouraged. Rays of untreated sulphur.


sulphur usually leaves pongs hours under rainbows

Philbert of Macadamia
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Posted: 22 Sep 09 16:14 - Edited By: Philbert of Macadamia, 22 Sep 09 16:18
Please ignore, got in late.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 22 Sep 09 16:17

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Sulphur usually leaks pungent halos upon release.


POM, we've crossed pongs!

no prob;

release even lets Evertonians amass sizeable energy

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 22 Sep 09 16:46
What has gone on here?

I'm going to do Rainbows.

Rainbows are interesting. No brown or white segments.

Philbert of Macadamia
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Posted: 22 Sep 09 18:07
Segments evolve, growing more even natural trends slowly.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 22 Sep 09 19:09

Quote: Philbert of Macadamia

Segments evolve, growing more even natural trends slowly.


slowly lesbians open wombs licking, yowling!

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 22 Sep 09 20:13
Yowling, Oscar was loudly invoking Noah's God.

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 22 Sep 09 20:13
God or devil?

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 22 Sep 09 20:13
Devil: evil villian, insecure loser.

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 23 Sep 09 04:22
Loser or sinner? Explain religion.

IainB
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Posted: 23 Sep 09 07:10
Religion, eh? Losers in gullible interest opine noisily

Iain

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 23 Sep 09 15:06
Noisily, often in spurts, I like yawning.

Mark
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Posted: 23 Sep 09 15:33
Yawning audibly, William nodded, imagining naked girls.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 23 Sep 09 15:33

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Noisily, often in spurts, I like yawning.


yawning awakes nausea in nerds gobbling

Mark
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Posted: 23 Sep 09 15:34
Oh no! Double hit!

Jaggedone
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Posted: 23 Sep 09 15:53

Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: Monkey Woods

Noisily, often in spurts, I like yawning.


yawning awakes nausea in nerds gobbling


Girls in rehab like sex

(or above, choose which one you want!)

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 23 Sep 09 16:30
JO, you got both Yawning and Gobbling wrong.

Go back and look again. Resubmit quickly. I'm on fire this evening.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 23 Sep 09 17:19

Quote: Monkey Woods

JO, you got both Yawning and Gobbling wrong.

Go back and look again. Resubmit quickly. I'm on fire this evening.


Gobbling was not incorrect, because MW jumped the gun OK yawning was a quicky!

so where do we go from here?



Jaggedone
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Posted: 23 Sep 09 17:21

Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: Monkey Woods

JO, you got both Yawning and Gobbling wrong.

Go back and look again. Resubmit quickly. I'm on fire this evening.


Gobbling was not incorrect, because MW jumped the gun OK yawning was a quicky!

so where do we go from here?


Let's clean it up and go for some SEX

SEX equals xenophobia

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 23 Sep 09 22:22
Xenophobia excludes necrophilia (often passionately humping oriental boys in assholes).

Philbert of Macadamia
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Posted: 24 Sep 09 00:39

Quote: Jalapenoman

Xenophobia excludes necrophilia (often passionately humping oriental boys in assholes).



Assholes sit sideways, hoping old lavatories escaped splinters!

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 24 Sep 09 00:54
Splinters: piney lacerations in nice tushies evoke real screams

IainB
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Posted: 24 Sep 09 07:29
Screams coruscate round empty and mouldy schools

Iain


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