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Monkey Woods
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Posted: 11 Sep 09 06:36
Disorderly is so often reason Dad escaped runts like you.

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 11 Sep 09 06:43
You own unicorn.

Mark
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Posted: 11 Sep 09 07:38
Unicorn necrophilia is charming, observed Rodney, nervously.

Skoob1999
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Posted: 11 Sep 09 11:34

Quote: Mark Lowton

Unicorn necrophilia is charming, observed Rodney, nervously.


Hello Mark

What you doing up and about at 07:38 in the morning?

Get the munchies or something?

We should be told, you know. You are our boss and as such you must be prepared to accept certain responsibilities.

With great humility oh exalted one

Skoob.

IainB
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Posted: 11 Sep 09 11:50
nervously everybody regarded various orifices under some sluts yahoo

Iain

Skoob1999
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Posted: 11 Sep 09 12:59

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nervously everybody regarded various orifices under some sluts yahoo

Iain


YAHOO ALWAYS HAS OPEN ORIFICES

Sorry, just having a sneezing fit

Skoob

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 11 Sep 09 14:18

Quote: IainB

nervously everybody regarded various orifices under some sluts yahoo

Iain


Iain, this was 'nervoussy'. Oh well...

Orifices, rank in faeces, itchy cracks emitting shitsmells.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 11 Sep 09 18:06

Quote: Monkey Woods


Quote: IainB

nervously everybody regarded various orifices under some sluts yahoo

Iain


Iain, this was 'nervoussy'. Oh well...

Orifices, rank in faeces, itchy cracks emitting shitsmells.


There is life after death after all!! About fucking time you mob!!!

shitsmells hideous if taken seriously, most excrement leaves laborious stains!

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 12 Sep 09 03:59
That was a good one, JO!

Stains that appear in night - spunk.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 13 Sep 09 10:59

Quote: Monkey Woods

That was a good one, JO!

Stains that appear in night - spunk.


nice to hear from my cryptical, Asian wondermonk!

spunk pleases us, normal Knights!

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 13 Sep 09 16:29
Knights? Noblemen in gallant historical text, Sire!

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Posted: 14 Sep 09 07:57 - Edited By: smurfette, 14 Sep 09 07:58

Quote: Monkey Woods

Knights? Noblemen in gallant historical text, Sire!


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"sire" is royal entity?

(is that how this game is played?)

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 14 Sep 09 13:28
Yes, it is.

Entity near trees - is that you?

Jaggedone
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Posted: 14 Sep 09 13:37

Quote: Monkey Woods

Yes, it is.

Entity near trees - is that you?


you or (yo)useless

IainB
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Posted: 14 Sep 09 14:51
(Yo) Useless Smurfs easily leave every Smurfette solo

Sorry Smurfette.

Okay, I'm not sorry.

Perhaps a little bit.

But not a lot.

Iain

Mark
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Posted: 14 Sep 09 14:54 - Edited By: Mark Lowton, 14 Sep 09 14:55
solo: one lone orator

Jaggedone
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Posted: 14 Sep 09 17:21

Quote: Mark Lowton

solo: one lone orator


orator rants at terrorists over Redbull

smurfette
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Posted: 14 Sep 09 18:55

Quote: IainB

(Yo) Useless Smurfs easily leave every Smurfette solo

Sorry Smurfette.

Okay, I'm not sorry.

Perhaps a little bit.

But not a lot.

Iain


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(lol

you're funny

i like it)

smurfette
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Posted: 14 Sep 09 18:59

Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: Mark Lowton

solo: one lone orator


orator rants at terrorists over Redbull


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redbull equals dead brain, ugly legal libation

Jaggedone
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Posted: 14 Sep 09 19:35 - Edited By: Jaggedone, 14 Sep 09 19:37

Quote: smurfette


Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: Mark Lowton

solo: one lone orator


orator rants at terrorists over Redbull


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redbull equals dead brain, ugly legal libation


libation is banned after Thesius ignored O2 nectar!

smurfette
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Posted: 14 Sep 09 22:08

Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: smurfette


Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: Mark Lowton

solo: one lone orator


orator rants at terrorists over Redbull


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redbull equals dead brain, ugly legal libation


libation is banned after Thesius ignored O2 nectar!


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nectar: even citrus tastes amazingly robust

Skoob1999
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Posted: 14 Sep 09 22:16

Quote: smurfette


Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: smurfette


Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: Mark Lowton

solo: one lone orator


orator rants at terrorists over Redbull


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redbull equals dead brain, ugly legal libation


libation is banned after Thesius ignored O2 nectar!


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nectar: even citrus tastes amazingly robust


Robust Oddballs Believe Unusual Silliness Titillates.

Too late here?

Skoob.


Jaggedone
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Posted: 15 Sep 09 16:02
Skoob welcome back to the "Nutters" thread, where the fuck is JB, crossdressing again?!

tittilates in time to iniate lusty anal treats employing suction!

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 15 Sep 09 16:21
Suction up crack. That's it! Oh no!

Mark
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Posted: 15 Sep 09 16:42
no, on!


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