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Jesus Budda
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Yogurt only gets ugly retards trim!
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Jesus Budda
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Trim retards impress monsters!
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Jesus Budda
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Monsters only nibble scared teenagers exclusively. Really scary!!!!
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Jesus Budda
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Scary cows are really yummy!
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Jesus Budda
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Yummy unicorns make meat? Yippee!
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Jesus Budda
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"Yippee!", I pondered, "people eat elephants?"
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Jesus Budda
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Elephants like eating plants, hedgerows and natural stuff.
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Jesus Budda
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"Stuff that ugly fucking freak!"
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Jesus Budda
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"Freak?", Roger eagerly announced, "Kleptomaniac!"
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Jesus Budda
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Kleptomaniac lepers easily posses the optimal mania and nefariousness in accumulating crap. |
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Jesus Budda
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Crap rappers are pathetic.
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Jesus Budda
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Pathetic animals that have elevated tails instigate carelessness.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Carelessness and random errors likely exist, so simpletons, nerds etc. study science.
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Jesus Budda
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Carelessness ails respectable, elderly losers. Eventually, stupid shitheads need extra self sufficiency.
I am now turning the other cheek - and entire body - towards another place, another time. I will have a nice cup of tea and possibly some other delicious treats. But before I depart I would like to ask a question: Why in recent times (late Spoofolithic period) has there been an influx in people discussing their personal lives and troubles? What the fuck could possibly be the reason why anyone would 'share' their innermost feelings and daily trials and tribulations on a site dedicated to insults, mockery, petty quibbles and occasional (but extremely rare) moments of fun? I leave you with that thought and also a fond farewell. I too hope you can enjoy a nice cup of tea and maybe do something that makes you excited, happy and joyful. Au revoir, muddyfunksters. |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Science class is extremely nice, cultivating eggs.
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Jesus Budda
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I was about to leave and then you interrupted with words! science classifies interesting, exciting new consciousness elaborately. |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Beat you, dimwit.
Love, Monkeypoos xxx Eggs go green sometimes. |
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Jesus Budda
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Jesus!
You've ruined my exit again, you bastard!!!! Eggs grow gluttonous slurry. |
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Jesus Budda
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Shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sometimes Omar makes edible tables in modern elegant styles. |
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Jesus Budda
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Gotchoooo, you naughty boy!
And now I bid adieu and leave with dignity and a slight quiver of my lips as I dream of delicious tasty treats and tea. Sweet, glorious tea. |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Styles take years; light elicits shade.
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Jesus Budda
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Excuse me!!!
I got you, you fuck! I said I'm leaving for tea now! Farewell |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Shade has a definite elegance.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Elegance, like elephants, gives a nice creative exuberance.
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IainB
Gentle with me Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
exuberance xenophobes use before evicting regular and normal citizens enthusiastically
Iain |
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