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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 22 Aug 09 14:05
Yogurt only gets ugly retards trim!



Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 22 Aug 09 14:09
Trim retards impress monsters!



Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 22 Aug 09 14:11
Monsters only nibble scared teenagers exclusively. Really scary!!!!

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 22 Aug 09 14:11
Scary cows are really yummy!

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 22 Aug 09 14:13
Yummy unicorns make meat? Yippee!

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 22 Aug 09 14:14
"Yippee!", I pondered, "people eat elephants?"

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 22 Aug 09 14:15
Elephants like eating plants, hedgerows and natural stuff.



Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 22 Aug 09 14:16
"Stuff that ugly fucking freak!"

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 22 Aug 09 14:18
"Freak?", Roger eagerly announced, "Kleptomaniac!"



Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 22 Aug 09 14:19

Quote: Jesus Budda

"Freak?", Roger eagerly announced, "Kleptomaniac!"


Kleptomaniac lepers easily posses the optimal mania and nefariousness in accumulating crap.



Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 22 Aug 09 14:20
Crap rappers are pathetic.



Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 22 Aug 09 14:21
Pathetic animals that have elevated tails instigate carelessness.



Monkey Woods
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Posted: 22 Aug 09 14:48
Carelessness and random errors likely exist, so simpletons, nerds etc. study science.

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 22 Aug 09 14:49
Carelessness ails respectable, elderly losers. Eventually, stupid shitheads need extra self sufficiency.


I am now turning the other cheek - and entire body - towards another place, another time. I will have a nice cup of tea and possibly some other delicious treats.

But before I depart I would like to ask a question:

Why in recent times (late Spoofolithic period) has there been an influx in people discussing their personal lives and troubles?
What the fuck could possibly be the reason why anyone would 'share' their innermost feelings and daily trials and tribulations on a site dedicated to insults, mockery, petty quibbles and occasional (but extremely rare) moments of fun?



I leave you with that thought and also a fond farewell. I too hope you can enjoy a nice cup of tea and maybe do something that makes you excited, happy and joyful.


Au revoir, muddyfunksters.





Monkey Woods
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Posted: 22 Aug 09 14:50
Science class is extremely nice, cultivating eggs.

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 22 Aug 09 14:51

Quote: Monkey Woods

Carelessness and random errors likely exist, so simpletons, nerds etc. study science.


I was about to leave and then you interrupted with words!

science classifies interesting, exciting new consciousness elaborately.



Monkey Woods
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Posted: 22 Aug 09 14:51 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 22 Aug 09 14:52
Beat you, dimwit.

Love,

Monkeypoos

xxx

Eggs go green sometimes.

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 22 Aug 09 14:51
Jesus!
You've ruined my exit again, you bastard!!!!


Eggs grow gluttonous slurry.

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 22 Aug 09 14:52
Shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Sometimes Omar makes edible tables in modern elegant styles.



Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 22 Aug 09 14:54
Gotchoooo, you naughty boy!


And now I bid adieu and leave with dignity and a slight quiver of my lips as I dream of delicious tasty treats and tea.

Sweet, glorious tea.



Monkey Woods
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Posted: 22 Aug 09 14:54
Styles take years; light elicits shade.

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 22 Aug 09 14:55
Excuse me!!!
I got you, you fuck!

I said I'm leaving for tea now!

Farewell



Monkey Woods
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Posted: 22 Aug 09 14:55
Shade has a definite elegance.

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 22 Aug 09 14:56 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 22 Aug 09 14:56
Elegance, like elephants, gives a nice creative exuberance.

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Posted: 23 Aug 09 09:10
exuberance xenophobes use before evicting regular and normal citizens enthusiastically

Iain


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