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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 20 Aug 09 18:13
Scrotum contains rigid orifice that trembles momentarily.



Jaggedone
Banned
Posted: 20 Aug 09 18:14

Quote: Jesus Budda


Quote: Mark Lowton

Socialists often cause irritation around liberalists in sexy tight shorts


All those were very clever and good, people!

Shorts have openings releasing testicles (scrotum).


scrotum cases refer often to utmost malignancy!

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 20 Aug 09 18:17
Momentarily, Oliver made Elaine nude then asked Rachel into lucky yacht.



Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 20 Aug 09 18:19
Keep up, Jaggedone!

I'm continuing without you.

Yacht anchored! Claim hat thereafter.



Jaggedone
Banned
Posted: 20 Aug 09 18:19

Quote: Jesus Budda

Momentarily, Oliver made Elaine nude then asked Rachel into lucky yacht.


fuck you JB, jumpimg the gun again!

yacht at celsius hovering torridly!


Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 20 Aug 09 18:21
Thereafter, henry entertained real emotions and flirted, then entertained ravishing.






Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 20 Aug 09 18:22
Too slow!!!!

Ravishing Angelica, Vincent inserted his index. Nudity guaranteed!



Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 20 Aug 09 18:24
"Guaranteed ugly animal requires a nice troff. Exclusive egg depot."


- An ad I recently noticed in a local newspaper posted by a chicken seeking a kind owner.
Probably untrue.




Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 20 Aug 09 18:25
Here's my last for the day.


Depot exports porridge oatmeal tomorrow.



Jaggedone
Banned
Posted: 20 Aug 09 18:26 - Edited By: Jaggedone, 20 Aug 09 18:26

Quote: Jesus Budda

Too slow!!!!

Ravishing Angelica, Vincent inserted his index. Nudity guaranteed!


guaranteed unless arguments rage and nobody tells epilogued, epic details!

GOTCHA!!

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 20 Aug 09 18:27
JESUS, MAN, KEEP UP!!!!!!!!!!

Here's what you need to do:


Depot exports porridge oatmeal tomorrow.

The word is TOMORROW.


You been drinking or something? Wake up!!!!!11


Jaggedone
Banned
Posted: 20 Aug 09 18:28

Quote: Jesus Budda

Here's my last for the day.


Depot exports porridge oatmeal tomorrow.



tomorrow obviously means opulence, riches, rebates offering wealth!

Fuck You, JB, see you tomorrow, sorry about the PUN!

Jaggedone
Banned
Posted: 20 Aug 09 18:30

Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: Jesus Budda

Here's my last for the day.


Depot exports porridge oatmeal tomorrow.



tomorrow obviously means opulence, riches, rebates offering wealth!

Fuck You, JB, see you tomorrow, sorry about the PUN!


wealth equals, aristocratic lazy twats Harrowing!

Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape
Monkey Woods

Location: Planet Earth
Registered: 29 Dec 06

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Posted: 21 Aug 09 14:16
Harrowing - a right riproaring ordeal - Wednesday in North Glamorgan.

Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape
Monkey Woods

Location: Planet Earth
Registered: 29 Dec 06

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Posted: 21 Aug 09 14:19
Glamorgan lays amongst mountains of rubble, garbage and nothingness.

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 21 Aug 09 17:24

Quote: Monkey Woods

Glamorgan lays amongst mountains of rubble, garbage and nothingness.


Nothingness often threatens Homosapien interests. Nothingness grants neolithic emptiness, squandering salvation.




Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 21 Aug 09 17:26

Quote: Jesus Budda


Quote: Monkey Woods

Glamorgan lays amongst mountains of rubble, garbage and nothingness.


Nothingness often threatens Homosapien interests. Nothingness grants neolithic emptiness, squandering salvation.


Salvation alleviates living vision and terminates interesting opportunities nefariously.



Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 21 Aug 09 17:28

Quote: Jesus Budda


Quote: Jesus Budda


Quote: Monkey Woods

Glamorgan lays amongst mountains of rubble, garbage and nothingness.


Nothingness often threatens Homosapien interests. Nothingness grants neolithic emptiness, squandering salvation.


Salvation alleviates living vision and terminates interesting opportunities nefariously.


Nefariously, Edel farted and rectal intensity opened up several loose yoghurt's.



Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 21 Aug 09 17:58 - Edited By: Jesus Budda, 21 Aug 09 18:01
Yogurts offer great hereditary urinary regurgitation then shitting.

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 21 Aug 09 18:09
Shitting, Henry invited Ted to insert noodles, gasping!



Jaggedone
Banned
Posted: 21 Aug 09 19:13

Quote: Jesus Budda

Shitting, Henry invited Ted to insert noodles, gasping!


One man show JB!

gasping at straws, particularly incest nobodies, Ghouls

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 22 Aug 09 13:53

Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: Jesus Budda

Shitting, Henry invited Ted to insert noodles, gasping!


One man show JB!

gasping at straws, particularly incest nobodies, Ghouls


Ghouls haunt old useless lonely sanctuaries.


Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 22 Aug 09 13:59
Sanctuaries are naturally cloistered territories under a rustic, increasingly effervescent sky.






Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 22 Aug 09 14:00
Sky kiting yesterday.



Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 22 Aug 09 14:03
Yesterday everyone shit tirelessly, ending rectal discharges (anal yogurt).


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