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Lady Godiva
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Posted: 2 Dec 10 13:40
I still haven't figured out what a Wikileaker is. Is it anything like a Williewanker?

Lady G

Morse
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Posted: 2 Dec 10 22:28

Quote: whatinthe world

You rocks, you stones, you...WIKILEAKERS!!!!



make that WankieWinkers!

Skoob1999
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Posted: 2 Dec 10 22:44

Quote: rfreed

OK Skoob, you want to tangle!

BARTLEBEAK!

OK, lets see how long it takes you to recover from that!


Is that all you got?

You deserve Sarah Palin

Regards

Skoob.

Adam Click
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Adam Click

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Posted: 3 Dec 10 00:50
You are Sarah Palin!

rfreed
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Posted: 3 Dec 10 03:15

Quote: Skoob1999


Quote: rfreed

OK Skoob, you want to tangle!

BARTLEBEAK!

OK, lets see how long it takes you to recover from that!


Is that all you got?

You deserve Sarah Palin

Regards

Skoob.


rfreed
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Posted: 3 Dec 10 03:19

Quote: Skoob1999


Quote: rfreed

OK Skoob, you want to tangle!

BARTLEBEAK!

OK, lets see how long it takes you to recover from that!


Is that all you got?

You deserve Sarah Palin

Regards

Skoob.


Oh,oh! I deserve Sarah Palin! Ok, you want to play the dirty stuff, then? Ok

WARTHOG BREATH!

There, lets see how you like your own medicine!

Actually, I would like Sarah Palin- naked on a burgundy bed surrounded by garlands of roses with an uncorked bottle of champagne and her husband Todd tied up downstairs somewhere... Actually, She'd have to have a gag on too so I wouldn't have to hear what she had to say. That nasal voice would shrink me right off.

Skoob1999
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Posted: 3 Dec 10 03:27
That's bollocks is that.

If you had owt about you, you'd give her a portion, then turn her over and give her another one.

And if she insisted on parroting on, repeat the process.

Dunno about you, but I tend to go a bit deaf when I'm in the throes...

Bloody Alaskans...

I've shit 'em

Just jesting mate

Skoob (In the snow - you aren't the only ones, although I've never known cold like New York City in December)

Bastards.

Skoob1999
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Posted: 3 Dec 10 03:34

Quote: Adam Click

You are Sarah Palin!


Hello Adam

Long time no see.

Peter Lorre eh?

He was German you know. Starred in The Maltese Falcon with Bogart. And in that German movie 'M' about the Dusseldorf serial killer. Peter Kurten. A cannibal I believe.

Based that on you did they?

Fuck off. You need to wake up earlier in the mornings.

Hey...

I am just kidding

Regards

Skoob.



Skoob1999
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Posted: 3 Dec 10 03:34

Quote: Adam Click

You are Sarah Palin!


Hello Adam

Long time no see.

Peter Lorre eh?

He was German you know. Starred in The Maltese Falcon with Bogart. And in that German movie 'M' about the Dusseldorf serial killer. Peter Kurten. A cannibal I believe.

Based that on you did they?

Fuck off. You need to wake up earlier in the mornings.

Hey...

I am just kidding

Regards

Skoob.



Skoob1999
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Posted: 3 Dec 10 03:40

Quote: rfreed


Quote: Skoob1999


Quote: rfreed

OK Skoob, you want to tangle!

BARTLEBEAK!

OK, lets see how long it takes you to recover from that!


Is that all you got?

You deserve Sarah Palin

Regards

Skoob.


Oh,oh! I deserve Sarah Palin! Ok, you want to play the dirty stuff, then? Ok

WARTHOG BREATH!

There, lets see how you like your own medicine!

Actually, I would like Sarah Palin- naked on a burgundy bed surrounded by garlands of roses with an uncorked bottle of champagne and her husband Todd tied up downstairs somewhere... Actually, She'd have to have a gag on too so I wouldn't have to hear what she had to say. That nasal voice would shrink me right off.


WARTHOG BREATH?

Worse than that mate.

I breathe fire and brimstone.

Still, carry on...

God loves a tryer.

This message will set off an incendiary device in your arsehole in fifteen seconds...

Just kidding.

It's actually ten seconds.

Heh heh!

Sorted!

Skoob.

rfreed
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Posted: 3 Dec 10 05:28
This is getting to be like a scratched record that keeps skipping here.

I'll get everything back on track here: Horrendous Whore mongering Humpback Humperdincks!

There, now I feel better.

Morse
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Posted: 3 Dec 10 10:34


....Alaskan Malamute Sodomizing Muk Luk Malcontent...

Bite Me!

Better hope winter comes to freeze you stiff, you limp wikidick waffling
wheedler...

Bear Baiting Bastard!...

There, that covers me for 4 days. Be back Tuesday...Twat!
(make that Wednesday....)

rfreed
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Posted: 3 Dec 10 14:15

Quote: Morse

....Alaskan Malamute Sodomizing Muk Luk Malcontent...

Bite Me!

Better hope winter comes to freeze you stiff, you limp wikidick waffling
wheedler...

Bear Baiting Bastard!...

There, that covers me for 4 days. Be back Tuesday...Twat!
(make that Wednesday....)

Four days! Get back here you coward! Don't run out in the middle of a fight!
Great! That leaves me only the two Lennon sisters to box with!
And Skoob, but he's been bringing a Doberman with him.

Mangy mishmash of mental menacing miscreants!

Charpa93
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Posted: 3 Dec 10 14:33
subservient simpleton sucking on Sarahs self-serving sleazebag
tweeets.


Lennon sister? that's all you got?

Charpa

Morse
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Posted: 3 Dec 10 14:53

Quote: Charpa93

subservient simpleton sucking on Sarahs self-serving sleazebag
tweeets.


Lennon sister? that's all you got?

Charpa



...WHAT??? You want to be one of the Mcquire sisters...the one that
was cozy with the MOB!

That makes you a MOLL!

Maybe ReTread will show you his gun...it's a one shot derringer...small calibre too!

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 3 Dec 10 17:48
It's better to be a Moll than a marauding, monkey-baiting malcontent, making out mostly with Maori missionaries in the missionary position on Mondays Maydays and atop maggot infested corpses.

Hmph!

Lady G

Charpa93
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Posted: 3 Dec 10 18:22

Quote: Morse


Quote: Charpa93

subservient simpleton sucking on Sarahs self-serving sleazebag
tweeets.


Lennon sister? that's all you got?

Charpa



...WHAT??? You want to be one of the Mcquire sisters...the one that
was cozy with the MOB!

That makes you a MOLL!

Maybe ReTread will show you his gun...it's a one shot derringer...small calibre too!


McGuire sounds a helluva lot better than those creepy Geldorf sisters, Pixie and Peaches.

You moribund, misshapen, minion of the mistress of misspoken missives.

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 3 Dec 10 21:39
Flaming buggery bollocks. What's all that about?

Lady G.

rfreed
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Posted: 4 Dec 10 02:35
CAT FIGHT!!! CAT FIGHT!!!!
THE WOMEN ARE GOING AFTER EACH OTHER!!!
ROWRRR! FTTTTT!! ROWRR!!! FFTTTTTT!
LETS WATCH THE FUR FLY NOW!!!!

And Morse, how did you know about the small caliber derringer?
Oh, that night! How could I forget!

Morse
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Posted: 4 Dec 10 02:43

Quote: rfreed

CAT FIGHT!!! CAT FIGHT!!!!
THE WOMEN ARE GOING AFTER EACH OTHER!!!
ROWRRR! FTTTTT!! ROWRR!!! FFTTTTTT!
LETS WATCH THE FUR FLY NOW!!!!

And Morse, how did you know about the small caliber derringer?
Oh, that night! How could I forget!


I love mud wrestling female writers...so slipperY when aroused!

reTreadut that pee shooter back in it's holster before you wet yourself!



Lady Godiva
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Posted: 4 Dec 10 02:44 - Edited By: Lady Godiva, 4 Dec 10 02:44
Çharpa...we got them good again. Crikey, they fall for it every bloody time.

Suckers!


Lady G.

Charpa93
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Posted: 4 Dec 10 04:26

Quote: Lady Godiva

Çharpa...we got them good again. Crikey, they fall for it every bloody time.

Suckers!


Lady G.


Especially since my message was for Morse, not you. Ha ha, got em good.

Blathering billy goats berating and belittling the babes best not brag blindly, boyo



rfreed
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Posted: 4 Dec 10 05:28
Damn! Here I was hoping for some hot, hellcat, Lesbo action!
Now I'll just have to rely on Morse for my kicks.

And here LG was dressed for the part in her featured writer bit. She even put on flesh tone makeup.






rfreed
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Posted: 4 Dec 10 05:30 - Edited By: rfreed, 4 Dec 10 05:32

Quote: Charpa93


Quote: Morse


Quote: Charpa93

subservient simpleton sucking on Sarahs self-serving sleazebag
tweeets.


Lennon sister? that's all you got?

Charpa


How can a guy be a mistress? LIAR, CHARPA!

And 'Lennon sisters' was a funny snipe!


Charpa93
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Posted: 4 Dec 10 05:57

Quote: rfreed


Quote: Charpa93


Quote: Morse


Quote: Charpa93

subservient simpleton sucking on Sarahs self-serving sleazebag
tweeets.


Lennon sister? that's all you got?

Charpa


How can a guy be a mistress? LIAR, CHARPA!

And 'Lennon sisters' was a funny snipe!


Really sucking up to Morse now aintcha? This is getting a bit pathetic.

Charpa


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