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Lady Godiva
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I still haven't figured out what a Wikileaker is. Is it anything like a Williewanker?
Lady G |
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Morse
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make that WankieWinkers! |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Is that all you got? You deserve Sarah Palin ![]() Regards Skoob. |
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Adam Click
It got worse... Registered: 6 Jan 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
You are Sarah Palin!
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rfreed
Writer Location: Lost in Ohio of all places. Registered: 10 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
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rfreed
Writer Location: Lost in Ohio of all places. Registered: 10 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Oh,oh! I deserve Sarah Palin! Ok, you want to play the dirty stuff, then? Ok WARTHOG BREATH! There, lets see how you like your own medicine! Actually, I would like Sarah Palin- naked on a burgundy bed surrounded by garlands of roses with an uncorked bottle of champagne and her husband Todd tied up downstairs somewhere... Actually, She'd have to have a gag on too so I wouldn't have to hear what she had to say. That nasal voice would shrink me right off. |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
That's bollocks is that.
If you had owt about you, you'd give her a portion, then turn her over and give her another one. And if she insisted on parroting on, repeat the process. Dunno about you, but I tend to go a bit deaf when I'm in the throes... Bloody Alaskans... I've shit 'em ![]() Just jesting mate Skoob (In the snow - you aren't the only ones, although I've never known cold like New York City in December) Bastards. |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Hello Adam Long time no see. Peter Lorre eh? He was German you know. Starred in The Maltese Falcon with Bogart. And in that German movie 'M' about the Dusseldorf serial killer. Peter Kurten. A cannibal I believe. Based that on you did they? Fuck off. You need to wake up earlier in the mornings. Hey... I am just kidding ![]() Regards Skoob. |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Hello Adam Long time no see. Peter Lorre eh? He was German you know. Starred in The Maltese Falcon with Bogart. And in that German movie 'M' about the Dusseldorf serial killer. Peter Kurten. A cannibal I believe. Based that on you did they? Fuck off. You need to wake up earlier in the mornings. Hey... I am just kidding ![]() Regards Skoob. |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
WARTHOG BREATH? Worse than that mate. I breathe fire and brimstone. Still, carry on... God loves a tryer. This message will set off an incendiary device in your arsehole in fifteen seconds... Just kidding. It's actually ten seconds. Heh heh! Sorted! Skoob. |
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rfreed
Writer Location: Lost in Ohio of all places. Registered: 10 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
This is getting to be like a scratched record that keeps skipping here.
I'll get everything back on track here: Horrendous Whore mongering Humpback Humperdincks! There, now I feel better. |
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Morse
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....Alaskan Malamute Sodomizing Muk Luk Malcontent... Bite Me! Better hope winter comes to freeze you stiff, you limp wikidick waffling wheedler... Bear Baiting Bastard!... There, that covers me for 4 days. Be back Tuesday...Twat! (make that Wednesday....) |
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rfreed
Writer Location: Lost in Ohio of all places. Registered: 10 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Four days! Get back here you coward! Don't run out in the middle of a fight! Great! That leaves me only the two Lennon sisters to box with! And Skoob, but he's been bringing a Doberman with him. Mangy mishmash of mental menacing miscreants! |
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Charpa93
Writer Registered: 17 Jul 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
subservient simpleton sucking on Sarahs self-serving sleazebag
tweeets. Lennon sister? that's all you got? Charpa |
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Morse
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...WHAT??? You want to be one of the Mcquire sisters...the one that was cozy with the MOB! That makes you a MOLL! Maybe ReTread will show you his gun...it's a one shot derringer...small calibre too! |
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Lady Godiva
Banned |
It's better to be a Moll than a marauding, monkey-baiting malcontent, making out mostly with Maori missionaries in the missionary position on Mondays Maydays and atop maggot infested corpses.
Hmph! Lady G |
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Charpa93
Writer Registered: 17 Jul 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
McGuire sounds a helluva lot better than those creepy Geldorf sisters, Pixie and Peaches. You moribund, misshapen, minion of the mistress of misspoken missives. |
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Lady Godiva
Banned |
Flaming buggery bollocks. What's all that about?
Lady G. |
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rfreed
Writer Location: Lost in Ohio of all places. Registered: 10 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
CAT FIGHT!!! CAT FIGHT!!!!
THE WOMEN ARE GOING AFTER EACH OTHER!!! ROWRRR! FTTTTT!! ROWRR!!! FFTTTTTT! LETS WATCH THE FUR FLY NOW!!!! And Morse, how did you know about the small caliber derringer? Oh, that night! How could I forget! |
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Morse
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I love mud wrestling female writers...so slipperY when aroused! reTread ut that pee shooter back in it's holster before you wet yourself! |
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Lady Godiva
Banned |
Çharpa...we got them good again. Crikey, they fall for it every bloody time.
Suckers! Lady G. |
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Charpa93
Writer Registered: 17 Jul 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Especially since my message was for Morse, not you. Ha ha, got em good. Blathering billy goats berating and belittling the babes best not brag blindly, boyo |
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rfreed
Writer Location: Lost in Ohio of all places. Registered: 10 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Damn! Here I was hoping for some hot, hellcat, Lesbo action!
Now I'll just have to rely on Morse for my kicks. And here LG was dressed for the part in her featured writer bit. She even put on flesh tone makeup. |
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rfreed
Writer Location: Lost in Ohio of all places. Registered: 10 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
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Charpa93
Writer Registered: 17 Jul 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
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ut that pee shooter back in it's holster before you wet yourself!