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Jean Le Fete
Deanalope  Location: Mid No Where Registered: 14 May 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
DON'T YOU DARE Unsubcribe! At least let your avatar stay! |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Have a guess who I met sitting at the back of the bus today? Correct! Salmon's swimming in a tub of butter. |
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand  Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
George Michael again folks (the story that keeps on giving). What find shocked Michael as he leaned over to grab from the prison's dairy tub in order to grease up his passage ready for the night's entertainment?
Correct! Vince Cable's fluffy head |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker  Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What does George Michael dream of as he soaps himself in the prison shower?
Correct! Hairy bollocks. |
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
How can one spot the difference between a male Conservative and male Lib Dem member of the government?
Correct! Jeremy Hunt is not trying to hide Scottish roots |
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Jean Le Fete
Deanalope Location: Mid No Where Registered: 14 May 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
You See! Re-writing history does work?!
Correct! carnivore |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer  Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What are most Americans, even though most of them have never slaughtered or butchered one single cow, pig or chicken, and probably wouldn't ever want to?
Correct! The swirling lights and colors you see when you close your eyes and gently apply pressure to them. |
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Joining the Tea Party movement was an experience like what, according to Christine O'Donnell?
Correct! Squeezing a big brown log down a narrow canal before sunrise |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What am I about to do in a couple of minutes?
Correct! Argyle socks. |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Who is your real father?
Correct! Ten-a-penny. |
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Known for her deep voice (hairy legs and well-built shoulders) Penelope sang with the choir. She didn't sing alto or soprano - what was her nickname?
Correct! Edward Testicles |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
By the way, what was the name of that pornographic Tim Burton/Johnny Depp-inspired movie you watched last night, Edna?
Correct! In and out of the frosty bluebells. |
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IainB
Gentle with me  Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
How did Mr Bluebells describe making love to his frigid wife?
Correct! Correct |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
So ya think you're pretty smart, eh?
Correct! Wrigley's Orbit Chewing Gum in the big packs that are too large for the average pocket. |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What type of chewing gum is a 'big favorite' among astronauts, but sadly comes in a pack that's too large for the Space Shuttle cargo bay?
Correct! Go to the end of the hall and turn left, then take the stairs down one floor. Ask the receptionist to buzz you in. |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Where do babies come from?
Correct! Ten fingers, nine toes and half a dozen energy saving light bulbs. |
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
An embarrassing predicament surely, when Jesus Budda and partner were rushed to hospital conjoined in an unfortunate state. But what exactly did the gynaecologist find lodged in the front port?
Correct! Repton |
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IainB
Gentle with me Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
When Derby Road was closed due to road (doesn't) works, which town did the people of Newton Solney have to go through to get to Willington?
Correct! Chinese Cheese |
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Due to participation in which thread was IanB so distracted that he missed the opportunity for a David Cameron/Repton mention?
Correct! Cotton |
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IainB
Gentle with me Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What is the surname of "Nick" the ex-character from Eastenders, currently being held in Repton prison, whom David Cameron visited recently?
Correct. Two 'I's not one |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
What is the anti-Cyclops chant?
Correct! Badger teaches boy to love. |
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Jean Le Fete
Deanalope Location: Mid No Where Registered: 14 May 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What Wisconsin Catholic Priests do in their spare time?
Correct Fuzzy Navals |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What sissy drink made with peach schnapps and vodka would a real sailor never be caught drinking?
Correct! Pleather and sequins. |
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IainB
Gentle with me Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Now Lady Gaga is wearing meat, what are butchers selling?
Correct! Open and shut case |
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matthatt
mad as a hatter  Location: London Registered: 2 Mar 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What is just one of the many new disguises available to MI6 agents?
Correct. My boy lollipop. |
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