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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
You meant to type, 'Can I bum a fag?', didn't you? Why is Monkey Woods such a little fucking cheeky lad? Why does my heart ache so bad? Am I having a heart attack? Do I even have a heart? Or is that my lungs? Should I call a doctor? If so, then what? Barry? Dave? Kevin? Is there a doctor in the house? |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape  Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Don't we have to disqualify SFO for this non-question? Doesn't he realise that merely putting a question mark at the end of an affirmative statement, doesn't make it a question? |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Are you going to respond, SFO?
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Jaggedone
Banned |
MW and SFO are you both in the middle of a topsy turvy love affair? |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Didn't he mean "Can I bugger a fag?"?
Can you actually see me? |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Why 'bugger'?
Is it possible to bugger a fag? Can I see you? Can you see me? If we both looked in the mirror at the same time would it crack? |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Doesn't 'bugger' mean 'sodomise'? Doesn't 'fag' mean 'homosexual'? Taken together, wouldn't 'bugger a fag' mean 'sodomise a homosexual'? Why are we talking about such things? Haven't we got anything better to do? Would you like a cup of tea? Why don't you pop round, JB? One sugar or two? Or three? Or none? |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Bugger?
Sodomise? How do you expect an innocent child to know of such things, Monkey woods? Isn't the term 'bum a fag' not just a way of asking for a cigarette? Or has the smoking baby gone completely bonkers? Is this invitation to tea a way of making up to me for not giving me a birthday gift? |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
When was it your birthday?
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Could you repeat the question?
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
When was it your birthday?
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Pardon?
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer  Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
When are you going to take that banana out of your fucking ear?
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What banana?
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
This banana?
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Which banana?
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Where banana?
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
How banana?
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Is that enough of that?
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Where are my underpants?
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Have you found them yet?
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Where are you all when I need someone to type to?
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Is anyone at all reading?
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Am I typing to myslef?
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What time do you all get up?
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