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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape  Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Dude: useless, dimwitted egghead!
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Egghead goes green; has embolism and dies!
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Dies in England shirt.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
You seem happy enough playing with yourself, Monkey.
I'll leave you to it for while, will I? |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Shirt had intricate red tassles.
No, please join in, J! |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
'J'?
That's a new one on me. Makes me feel all younger and...squidgy. Which I am, BTW. See? I typed BTW rather thatn By The Way. Am I the youngest regular writer on these forums, I wonder? I'm only a baby. Well, I'm very much under the age of 40. And a baby. Anyway's this is not important right now. We can discuss this later at the boudoir. Tassles are slinky, sultry loose, elongated strings. |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Strings: thongs, right in nipsy grate sharply.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Sharply hitting a rock, Paul loudly yelled.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
...yelled excitedly, like laughter, except duller.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Duller, unlike laughter; like excited raucousness.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Raucousness = alcoholic urchins creating obscene urine sculptures, naked excess, sexual shenanigans. |
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dickwad extravaganza
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I have read everyone of these posts and it's beginning to make sense to me.
Jesus Budda is a God. Monkey Woods not-so God like. More like run Forest run! |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Ignore that chap, Monkey. He's just being a naughty lad.
Carry on at your own leisure. |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Shenanigans = healthy excitement, no animals neutered in garden, also nice sports. |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Sports, pastimes - often, real time-wasting shite!
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Shite! Howling, ignorant, troublesome eejits!
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
'Eejits'? Ey, Jesus, is that Swedish?
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Swedish women enjoy diving into shallow holes.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Holes, often licked, eject slime.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Slime licking is most excellent!
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Excellent x-rated cinema entailed licking labia empty nine times!
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Times increase momentary experiences superficially.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Superficially, unless particles erupt, radium fires ionic charges into a liquid, light yellow.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
I'd love to play, Monkey.
But I'm afraid that this will be my last posting here on The Spoof. Tally ho, old chum. |
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Jean Le Fete
Deanalope  Location: Mid No Where Registered: 14 May 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
JESUS! Buddha, are you leaving? This is not a proper send off! |
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