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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
There seems to be some mental difficulty with this
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Simon Saunders
Writer Location: The Republic of Ninnies. Registered: 22 Feb 12 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
The short answer is no.
Having said that, they do have a national team and local clubs. Membership is largely made up of people with Indian, Pakistani and Caribbean heritage. I looked into it a few years ago when I was planning on moving to Seattle. The national team recently beat Jersey. I've tried explaining cricket to American friends and ended up becoming so perplexed by their questions I gave up. |
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Time for a Cricket for Dummies geared for Americans filled with a bunch of obtuse, arcane and misleading facts just for fun.
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Simon Saunders
Writer Location: The Republic of Ninnies. Registered: 22 Feb 12 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Victor,
Include the Duckworth Lewis method. No one who understands that. Even cricket lovers like myself. |
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Yes of course, not to be missed.
We used to play tin can cricket as children, not to roaring crowds of course but it was enjoyable nonetheless.
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Ellie James
Moderator Location: Texas Registered: 8 Apr 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I always thought a cricket was an insect.
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Simon Saunders
Writer Location: The Republic of Ninnies. Registered: 22 Feb 12 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Ellie,
The anatomy and life cycle of a cricket is probably easier to explain than the sport of cricket. |
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Well spoken Simon,
Something to be said over billiards.
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Jean Le Fete
Deanalope Location: Mid No Where Registered: 14 May 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I like chocolate covered crickets...
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I believe you are American Jean?
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Ellie James
Moderator Location: Texas Registered: 8 Apr 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
It is anything like baseball?
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Yes, it is played with a ball and is popular in hot climates. The uniforms are quite dashing.
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Jean Le Fete
Deanalope Location: Mid No Where Registered: 14 May 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Aye chief, but I don't claim her when John Boehner or Donald Trump speak. We actually played cricket on our farm in Illinois once. Had some Brits to direct us of course, but that's okay the war has been over for well over 200 years now
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Perhaps the Israelis and Palestinians should play challenge cricket instead,
It may not end either but surely will be more fun. |
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rfreed
Writer Location: Lost in Ohio of all places. Registered: 10 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Its just baseball with a bat that got run over by a lorry.
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Why did the Americans decide to use a round bat when the cricket bat
Improves probability of contact? |
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Jean Le Fete
Deanalope Location: Mid No Where Registered: 14 May 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Well you've heard the term "blind as a bat" or " like a bat out of hell"? Wells those phrases have absolutely nothing to do with why the American bat is round. Just thought I'd eliminate those for you.
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Jean Le Fete
Deanalope Location: Mid No Where Registered: 14 May 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Do UK gangsters use cricket bats to break heads.
Only those on the witness protection plan need reply. |
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Jean Le Fete
Deanalope Location: Mid No Where Registered: 14 May 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I've never seen a cricket bat in a Gangster movie, Europeon or Amerikcon
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I believe that was the gangster movie where everyone was wearing crisp white uniforms
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Jaggedone
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I can't even explain my "middle stump"!
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Bill Cosby
Writer Registered: 9 Feb 15 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Americans view cricket as a sissy game, they prefer violent and devious contact sports like football, boxing, and basketball a game of stealing the ball from the opponents hands. It will take another 2.4 million years before more advanced humans with a higher intellect appreciate the serenity of cricket.
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Perhaps aliens might field a team
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rfreed
Writer Location: Lost in Ohio of all places. Registered: 10 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Because we like drawing things like this out as much as possible. |
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