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This is really crap but why not try it.

We write a story where the words begin with the letters of the alphabet in sequence.

Post one word at a time. Punctuate as you wish.

I start with A.

Alice

Alice berated,





Arm xxxxx

Charles

Dance

Endeavoring

Alice Berated Charles' Dance, Endeavoring...

Alice Berated Charles' Dance, Endeavoring False

Gesticulations

Alice Berated Charles' Dance, Endeavoring False Gesticulations

Hampered

Alice Berated Charles' Dance, Endeavouring False Gesticulations Hampered

Gesticulations

Alice Berated Charles' Dance, Endeavoring False Gesticulations[/blockquote, she

WHAT'S THIS BLASTED OUTRAGE!???? I'LL HAVE YOUR DAMNABLE EYES FOR THIS YOU SNIVELLING COD PLUNDERING JACKANAPES! BY THE LORD HARRY HIMSELF I SWEAR I'LL NOT REST UNTIL YOUR ACCURSED GIZZARD..........etc.

Can you not see what's going on here my good friends? This thread is a vile and subversive attempt by a twisted and cod roe crazed slathering Acronomist and last member of the once noble Quint family to lure innocent and unsuspecting Spoofeteers into an insidious and deeply unpleasant thread in which you can make posts without having to write "Dear" something or other.

What he's trying to do here in short is twofold my good friends and I advise you most strongly to heed my warning when I tell you this:

Firstly. He is trying to lure me into taking part in this quite frankly gut wrenchingly vile thread so that once it has run it's course and the story is completed he will then enter it into writing compos the world over and by virtue of the fact that I have made the odd sporadically superb contribution will win them all by an absolute street and will then reap the spoils for himself which will no doubt include large sums of money and ladies with no togs on.

Secondly. He hopes to get as many of our beloved membership to contribute as possible so that he can gang up on our beloved Dear Spoof thread and by using overwhelming odds of 12 to 1 make us all fold like girls before losing at least two nights sleep worrying about it.

Thirdly. There is no third thing! DO YOU HEAR ME YOU BRAINLESS RABBLE? NO THIRD THING!!!!!!!

Christ! I'll not be cowed and browbeaten thus! I'm going to start a rival thread called The Numbers Game wherein we all write down numbers in sequence right up to infinity and beyond! Then you see my friends we cant lose because this thread is finite and will finish in ignominy and risible failure when it gets up to "Z" and even if he switches to the Cyrillic alphabet which has more letters in it, my thread will still piss all over it and win by an absolute street!

OH YES!

Mind you I might have a little go on this one later. I mean you dont like to come across as vindictive or dictatorial do yers?

Look can we start again or something people? The bloody thread's gone to rat shit already and it's only been going 5 bastard minutes!

I think my good friend JLF's been tucking into the Ole Redeye. Tennessee Sippin' Shoe Reconditioner........again

This sort of shambolic fol de rol would never happen in Dear Spoof you know? Now in it's 25th glorious year incidently.

Alice Berated Charles' Dance, Endeavouring False Gesticulations Hampered Inevitably

"Just"

Alice Berated Charles' Dance, Endeavouring False Gesticulations Hampered Inevitably Just

"because"

Alice Berated Charles' Dance, Endeavouring False Gesticulations Hampered Inevitably Just Because

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I really hope that was deliberate Jean, as it's the only thing that's made me laugh all day.

Alice Berated Charles' Dance, Endeavouring False Gesticulations Hampered Inevitably Just-Because. Kyle

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Quote: Ellie James

Alice Berated Charles' Dance, Endeavouring False Gesticulations Hampered Inevitably Just-Because. Kyle

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Nope, just-because isn't hyphenated, and because doesn't belong there. I'm not a spoil sport, but no cheating.

I know! It made me laugh though..... I laughed out loud when I hyphenated it.







[blockquote]Quote: Charpa93

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Quote: Ellie James

Alice Berated Charles' Dance, Endeavouring False Gesticulations Hampered Inevitably Just-Because. Kyle

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Nope, just-because isn't hyphenated, and because doesn't belong there. I'm not a spoil sport, but no cheating.

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Erskin! Ellie cheated! ha ha

I've got nothing.

Charpa

Technically, JLF cheated first..



Alice Berated Charles' Dance, Endeavouring False Gesticulations Hampered Inevitably Just Kicking

Removed

actually, the next word after kicking has to start with L.

leemurs, maybe?

limes?

Ellie

A
Belligerent
Clive
Danton
Emphatically
Fostered
Great
Haberdashery
In
Jutland,
Knowing
Lesser
Men
Never
Opine
Prematurely.
Queer
Rumpus
Started
Then.
Unusual
Viciousness.
Why?
X-men?
Yetis?
Zealots?

Alice Berated Charles' Dance, Endeavouring False Gesticulations Hampered Inevitably Just Kicking Largactil.

Hey ma, look at the funny man.

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Quote: Skoob1999

A
Belligerent
Clive
Danton
Emphatically
Fostered
Great
Haberdashery
In
Jutland,
Knowing
Lesser
Men
Never
Opine
Prematurely.
Queer
Rumpus
Started
Then.
Unusual
Viciousness.
Why?
X-men?
Yetis?
Zealots?

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