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Dear Sploff,

my thread's better than your thread.

Albert Eusebio
Kettlewell
Ceylon

Dear Sploff,

I Googled Sploff, and by jimminee I think your right!

It took me back to me youth... mind you I had to take me medications within two hours of looking at the site!

Thank you Albert Eusebio.

Inchy

EQ, don't leave us just because of some spoofers getting their knickers in a twist about shite all.

An EQ in the hand is worth 5000 AAP'es in the Bush any day.

What a load of old bollocks!!!!!

HA!

So you agree then. I knew you'd come round to my way of thinking eventually. Calm down ladies, or I shall have to start adding quotations and slathering and doing the dictation thing again.

You must admit - it brightened the forum up for a bit. Even brought Fergus and Monkey out to play - which can't be a bad thing.

I love how you gentlemen dictate to people how you won't be dictated to. Priceless!

Now run along and think up some amazingly cryptic acronyms. Good lads. Whoever knocks out the most today wins a lollipop.

I might even have a go myslef.

Thanks for the fun and frolics chaps!

Charles Chaplin
The Great Dictator.

Carry on....

Dear Spliff,

there's this man who lives next door to me who is always telling me to paint my house the same red colour as his house.

Well, I said nothing for a while, then I got fed up. After all, why should I do what he says?

Anyway, he kept on about it and in the end, though I should probably have ignored him or just told him to fuck off, I put lots of signs up in my garden about the 'Red House Dictatorship' etc.

Now he is accusing me of dictating to him.

He calls it dictating. I call it refusing to be browbeaten.

It's a right queer old world it is is this.

Yours,

Dai Harmless-Wordgame
Cryptic House
Acronym Terrace
Tristan da Cunha

Dear Spoot,

Whats all this about then?


Arm xxxxxxxxxxx

Dear Splaff,

you're better off out of it.

regards,

Bill Stickers
Chester Zoo
Zimbabwe

Dear Splodge,

Anything wrong with Sudoku?

Yours numberly,
987
654
321

County Down,
Fiji

Stop being a div Erskin

I know you're never going to be dictated to, and I've always supported you, and it's been reciprocal for the most part.

Because we try to bring something new to the Spoof table.

Is it really so wrong to say in a wind-up way that you find something irritating and pointless? You know, I'm convinced that you only keep that thread going in order to prove a point.

That you won't be dictated to.

Neither will I.

No matter what your slathering gang of Acronysmists might think.

And you can quote me on that - Fergus probably will, and then Monkey will play good cop-bad cop.

*Sighs ever so wistfully*

Night night and God bless

Skoob.

No. We keep it going because we like it. Exactly the same way that other folk like other threads which they keep going.

And after being all over the forum laying into the acronym thread, you now object to a bit of self-defence and satirical 'have a taste of your own medicine' reaction.

You've had your go. We've defended ourselves.

Maybe it's time to move on.

With real respect,

EQ

Okey Dokey matey chum.

Off to that London now for tea and biccies with fellow Spoofers. A prayer for my safe return would be greatly appreciated.

Kindest

Skoob.

Dear spiffle,

Could you please advice re the other one thats here and not over there because now I am confused.


Mr Pittle Furthon

The Deeton Feeton

Manchester

Dear Splotch,

I'd really like a real go at the Caesura thread...

I'll start.

EQ - How your stories always increase my IQ!


Shit! I put an acronym there too. Sorry.

Let's all put some nails in the coffin and bury the shite, it aint worth it, even if the perpetrators feel it is a massive wind up; WHY? I love you guys, why?

I've just entered my vault and I will not appear until Utd have stuffed City, midnight, full moon, to be precise!

Well I was only winding them up as well!

What was the score tonight?

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Quote: Jaggedone

Let's all put some nails in the coffin and bury the shite, it aint worth it, even if the perpetrators feel it is a massive wind up; WHY? I love you guys, why?

I've just entered my vault and I will not appear until Utd have stuffed City, midnight, full moon, to be precise!

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EQ, I purposely left out any date or day in my statement because I knew United blew it against Everton hence I will only re-appear when, eventually, they do stuff em again; I hope Jagged vampires are immortal too; it could be a long time!

Deer Spinge,

Deep joy thorkusing the murofbo, what a trimbole! deathly rake an smash all nasty not. Therfo nice thrum orf papread letter pen inkrote amendid.


Stanly.

Dear Splatt,

these fly swats are great!

Ernest Multiple
Looseletter Crescent
Timbuktu

Dear Spratt,

I prefer mackerel, they are far more polite, and, what is more, significantly less hirsute than those dreadful bearded cod.

Miss Gladys Splympler
42b Kangaroo Villas,
Moscow-under-Lyme

I myself go for the Mullet, they seem very personable where as the Tope get quite tiresome. Had a nice chat with a Huss in the library last week. Said he had been battered poor chap. Hey ho.


Ernie Putty

Limeswold House

Little Fert

Cambs

You can't go wrong with a haddock
They're much more au fait than a cod
I once met a cod in the paddock
The foul-mouthed drunken sod.

John Wayne
Tuxedo Junction
Crewe

Dear Spilt,

for three days I have wept, after tipping my cup of tea over my fur coat. Now, at last, I have seen the way forward. I now realise there's no use crying over spilt mink.

Yours,

Electra Glideinblue
Larry Grayson Cottages
Arizona

Dear Sproon,

I was sexually assaulted by a Rainbow Trout today. The Fishmonger told me it was fresh, but not, THAT fresh.


Mrs Ethal Alteretem

The Gudden
Fudden

Dear Sproil,

I am suing my fishmonger over a mouldy octopus. He said it was 'sea-bloom' but I reckon he doesn't have a leg to stand on. I'm no sucker. It cost me sick squid after all.

Dear Spout,

I worked on The Pequod last year, under Captain Ahab. I had a whale of a time.