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Danny Soz
The Rt Hon.  Location: London Registered: 29 Nov 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Oh yes.
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Danny Soz
The Rt Hon. Location: London Registered: 29 Nov 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
It's a metal mug and holds a full imperial pint
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Danny Soz
The Rt Hon. Location: London Registered: 29 Nov 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
It's blue in colour and I like it. I like to put tea in it
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Danny Soz
The Rt Hon. Location: London Registered: 29 Nov 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Sometimes I like to wash it and look at it while it dries
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Danny Soz
The Rt Hon. Location: London Registered: 29 Nov 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
When I look at it I sometimes want to love and kiss it.
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Danny Soz
The Rt Hon. Location: London Registered: 29 Nov 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
In space
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Danny Soz
The Rt Hon. Location: London Registered: 29 Nov 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
you like my new blue mug and want to stand near it
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Danny Soz
The Rt Hon. Location: London Registered: 29 Nov 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I'm going to find you for wanting that
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Danny Soz
The Rt Hon. Location: London Registered: 29 Nov 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
you want to put something near my mug
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Danny Soz
The Rt Hon. Location: London Registered: 29 Nov 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
you're going to die because of that
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Danny Soz
The Rt Hon. Location: London Registered: 29 Nov 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I'm going to take my mug far away so you cant see it.
I'm going to take it to space |
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Danny Soz
The Rt Hon. Location: London Registered: 29 Nov 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I'm going to go to the toilet in space and leave my mug outside.
It holds a full imperial pint and you want to love, kiss and put something in it |
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Danny Soz
The Rt Hon. Location: London Registered: 29 Nov 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I'm going to tell the police.
The EastEnders Police |
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Danny Soz
The Rt Hon. Location: London Registered: 29 Nov 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
A man wanted to hold my mug today
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Danny Soz
The Rt Hon. Location: London Registered: 29 Nov 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
He died
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Ellie James
Moderator  Location: Texas Registered: 8 Apr 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
This is my mug!
My big Giant mug..... I only take it out of the cupboard in extreme cases though. Ellie  |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker  Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Ah, but does it work in space though?
Like wot Clive's does. We should be told. Skoob. |
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Danny Soz
The Rt Hon. Location: London Registered: 29 Nov 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
A lady's come on here a canadian/american/texan/scottish/irish/cherokee/australian/papua new guinean/brazilian/russian/martian/south london /turkish lady
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Danny Soz
The Rt Hon. Location: London Registered: 29 Nov 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
she has a mug
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Danny Soz
The Rt Hon. Location: London Registered: 29 Nov 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
a swearing mug
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Danny Soz
The Rt Hon. Location: London Registered: 29 Nov 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
if she puts her swearing mug near to mine I'm going to find her
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Danny Soz
The Rt Hon. Location: London Registered: 29 Nov 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
she wants to put something in my mug. something from america.
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
In space nobody can hear you scream.
John Hurt |
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Danny Soz
The Rt Hon. Location: London Registered: 29 Nov 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
she's going to die for wanting to do that
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Danny Soz
The Rt Hon. Location: London Registered: 29 Nov 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
in space
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