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victor nicholas
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Posted: 3 Jun 11 03:10
Would have posted this on Twitter but it was in double digits.

Lynton
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Posted: 3 Jun 11 10:56
Clementine, Brilliantine (anyone remember that?) what number comes next?

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Posted: 3 Jun 11 12:27
Yes, it was a hair product. Brilliant name for something you apply to your head.

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Posted: 3 Jun 11 13:16

Quote: Lynton

Clementine, Brilliantine (anyone remember that?) what number comes next?



Philistine

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Posted: 3 Jun 11 13:26
Libertine, Ovaltine

Lynton
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Posted: 3 Jun 11 16:53
Asinine (or is that a chemical element). Hasbeen, Firescreen

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Posted: 3 Jun 11 19:49
Sight Unseen

No sight of twenty yet.

Lynton
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Posted: 3 Jun 11 21:32
Plenty! Dirty, Naughty, Nifty, Tricksy, Lemon Tea, weight-free, Lime tea .....? I wondered

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Posted: 3 Jun 11 22:19
Well that explains everything.

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Posted: 4 Jun 11 00:05
Michael Bentine (The other one who wasn't Milligan, Secombe or Sellars) Is he still alive?

Lynton
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Posted: 4 Jun 11 09:41
Don't thing he is still around. He had a great show on tv called its a square world - lots of inventive and silly sketches and gadgets

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Posted: 5 Jun 11 15:15
Dentine

Lynton
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Posted: 5 Jun 11 17:13
Schmentine! I said I wanna de gold filling!

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Posted: 5 Jun 11 17:34
OK now we're making up words.

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Posted: 7 Jun 11 17:03

Quote: victor nicholas

OK now we're making up words.



Harlequin

(The Romanian Translation that sounds more like Harlot-queen)

OK.

It's a stretch.

But, I'm still willing to play.

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Posted: 7 Jun 11 17:14
Umpteen

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Posted: 9 Jun 11 00:53
Canteen, eleventeen, David Lean.

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Posted: 9 Jun 11 20:53
Silkscreen, styrene, morphine, Horror Queen





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...Weiner-Stein?



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Posted: 10 Jun 11 00:22
Ben Stein - oops! mispronounced that one.

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Posted: 10 Jun 11 17:32

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Ben Stein - oops! mispronounced that one.



Afro Sheen, Steve McQueen, Amphetamine, Bulbous Spleen

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Posted: 11 Jun 11 14:07
Wind screen, Velveteen, Charlie Sheen

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Posted: 12 Jun 11 00:34
Joleen, Joleen, Joleen.

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Posted: 13 Jun 11 13:13 - Edited By: P.M. Wortham, 13 Jun 11 13:13

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Joleen, Joleen, Joleen.



Joleen,
Your Chicken Almondine,
And side of butter beans,
Was quite the mean cuisine.

Cuter than Maureen,
Who worked at Walgreens,
You smelled like chlorine,
Swimming pool fresh and super clean.

You mastered silkscreen,
Put Tee Shirts on the scene,
Your business sense was green,
Though barely seventeen.

We both hate sardines,
But dig coffee and cafeinne,
You helped me wean morphine,
I love you Joleen.




Lynton
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Posted: 14 Jun 11 11:37
Putrescine Cadaverine


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