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Justin Bieber Justin Beiber....seems both spelling are all over cyberspace. Anyone know the 'REAL' spelling, please step forward...

It's not really THAT important...just wondering....

LG

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Justin Bieber Justin Beiber....seems both spelling are all over cyberspace. Anyone know the 'REAL' spelling, please step forward...

It's not really THAT important...just wondering....

LG

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The proper way to spell it is C.U.N.T.............

Would that be with a capital C?

Just askin'

I do beliveber that it is Bieber (according to my Wikipedia-text link). He should die.

No, not really. I have nothing against the guy. He's gonna lose out in the long run - being a teenaged gigastar takes its toll on you. You won't have a normal life. Many of your 'friends' will be fake. Its a shallow existence. Really, the kid has enough on his plate - without knowing it.

Besides, unless he actively brainwashes lovesick teen girls into making an army of angsty fans, he's none of my business.

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Would that be with a capital C?

Just askin'

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Capital C, capital fucking U, fucking capital fucking N, cunting fucking capital fucking bastard fuckpig T.............

Thanks for your help guys...I'll just get the phone book out and look it up. He doesn't live TOO far away from me.

I'll send him all your best. I mean...all your best 'posts' about him. He's sure to have a good bloody laugh.

Someone is selling 'locks' of his hair online now.

Which idiots would BUY it...it could be ANYONE'S HAIR.

I have a small collection of 'locks' from:

The Beatles
Elvis
Ghandi (before he shaved his head of course)
Mark Lowton
Susan Boyle (actually - it's her eyebrows I bought)

I am still collecting. It should be worth a bundle one day....


LG

I want his head

On a stake

Is that too much to ask.............?

Eh... Bieber 'steak' wouldn't be too nice. You were going to eat it right? If so, I know some slum kids on the outskirts of Birmingham - well, I don't know them. They mugged, me, so they're acquaintances.

Ed.: Also, while I'm editing this Goo-fucking-gle brought up an adver-bloody-tisment about wanting to be Bieber's dream girl. Doing that would be so ironic and hipster.

Sorry Birbee, I can't get his head on a 'stake' for you but I COULD get his EAR ON A PHONE if you are desperate...

LG


Sorry to hear about your mugging Inhopeless...did they GET anything?

All they got was my bus money. I had about 70p in spare change to get on the bus (luckily, I had just gotten off the bus to go visit my mother's workplace, so I got a lift home).

It was MEANT to happen then..the mugging I mean...they obviously needed the money...and you didn't.

LG

Well, I didn't need it THEN. I needed it for the next day, but I guess those kids did something constructive with it.

Hopefully.

When I say slum kids, I don't actually mean slum kids. That would be a bad reflection on my city's poor.

Don't be 'nice'..the little buggers 'mugged you'...
(But I know what your mean).

LG

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Quote: birbee

I want his head

On a stake

Is that too much to ask.............?

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No, not at all, Birbee, old Yorkie chum, but it's interesting to note that YOU, and YOU ALONE, are the only writer on here the letters of whose name could be rearranged into either of the words 'Beiber' or 'Bieber'.




Now, that's odd...

Well spotted!

Do you think Birbee IS Bieber? Hell's bells, that would explain a LOT.

LG

Oh fuck.

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

I'm changing my name.

I now want to be known as Tusjin.............

Tusjin, the Mongolian warrior chieftain?

He can't be Bieber! Remember Bieber hasn't got an IQ high enough to use computers. But then again, I have Tea Party memebers trying to argue with me on YouTube.

Tusjin, the Chief of all Water Tanks.............

Mighty Tusjin, who revolutionised the culture of the Steppes, and whose "Decree of the Water Tank" was instrumental in the establishment of settled villages and townships in the hitherto-arid Mongolian grasslands.

All-powerful Tusjin, viewed in his time as a harsh and merciless dictator whose dictates were destructive to the way of the gentle nomad.

But Supreme Tusjin is accorded a godlike status among contemporary Mongolian plumbers, who recognise that, without him, they would have no place in Mongolian Society and would be forced, like their ancestors, to take up their tool-bags (of hand-sewn yak-skin) and seek their fortunes in the Chinese hinterland.

And a hinterland is no place for a sensitive boy fresh from the steppes.

Let us pay homage to the Great Tusjin, Father of Mongolian Plumbing.

Are you sure? I just Googled 'Tusjin' and somehow I got a MySpace. What the hell's a MySpace?!

Me too....I got Tusjin Timberlake

Is nothing sacred around here?

LG

There's all that crap on google.

And there's the true history, chronicled in ancient yak-hide chronicles, of the Mighty Tusjin.

I rest my (yak-skin) case on the water tank. Thanks to the Tremendous Tusjin, there are plenty of yak-skin case-resting opportunities out here on the Mongolian steppe.

That wasn't always the case, yak-skin or metaphorical.

There is much for which to thank the All-Encompassing Tusjin.

Okay. I have cousins who know shit about history. Next time I see them, I'll ask.

Also, on the topic of history, when we were covering the League of Nations (the pre-WW2 forerunner to the United Nations Organisation) in History one time ago, we were doing the Manchurian Crisis. Cue some fool thinking that it occured in Manchester.

That's funny!

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Quote: Inhopeless

Okay. I have cousins who know shit about history. Next time I see them, I'll ask.

Also, on the topic of history, when we were covering the League of Nations (the pre-WW2 forerunner to the United Nations Organisation) in History one time ago, we were doing the Manchurian Crisis. Cue some fool thinking that it occured in Manchester.

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