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Essentially, you wish for something. Then the next person grants it, but twists it. Then they wish for something and so on.

PERSON A
I wish for a giant pizza.

PERSON B
Granted. However, the pizza is actually made of rat faeces.

Got that?

I wish for a superfast broadband connection.

I will give you a beautiful pink headband to perfection and I am sure you will wear it well you crazy guy.

I wish that I had not fat on my body whatsoever.

LG

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Quote: Lady Godiva

I will give you a beautiful pink headband to perfection and I am sure you will wear it well you crazy guy.

I wish that I had not fat on my body whatsoever.

LG

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Granted. However, due to the giant loss of fat cells, your body cannot cope and you die.

I wish for a giant 400cm wide TV.

Granted but you live in a tent in the middle of nowhere.

I wish for a lucrative writing contract that requires I only have to write 100 words a week...

Granted. However, Your fellow Spoof writers beat you up due to sheer envy.

I wish for a wish that wasn't corrupted. (HAHA!)

Right - that's enough...

BED.

Or you're grounded



Martin Shuttlecock.

That didn't follow the rules, Skoob. And I don't need to go to bed it's only... WHAT THE FUCK?! 4am?! Thank goodness I have the day off tommorow. My head won't hit the keyborafgfg fsd

Granted. However, although it wasn't corrupted, it is now.

I wish I was in de land of Cotton...

Your wish is granted....

I wish I was already retired.

LG

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Quote: Lady Godiva

Your wish is granted....

I wish I was already retired.

LG

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You're supposed to corrupt it, LG, but never mind.

Granted, however you find out that due to a banking error, you do not get a pension, state or otherwise.

I wish for the ability to play any musical instrument I want.

Granted. However, that instrument is a crumhorn, and you will never be able to exercise that ability, due to the development of a crippling musical instrument phobia that destroys all your musicianly dreams.

"I wish that I knew what I know now,
A-when I was younger..." (The Faces, Ooh La La)

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Quote: Erskin Quint

Granted. However, that instrument is a crumhorn, and you will never be able to exercise that ability, due to the development of a crippling musical instrument phobia that destroys all your musicianly dreams.

"I wish that I knew what I know now,
A-when I was younger..." (The Faces, Ooh La La)

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Granted. However, you find out that the information you know now is incompatible with the time of your youth.

I wish for a device that will make everything ambigious.

Your wish is granted however, you become extremely indecisive about everything...so everything you do takes fives time as long as it did before.

I wish the snow would disappear...

It's all rather Bedazzled, this. When does Liz Hurley turn up?

Granted. However, it has disappeared because you are now a mole.

I wish I was at one with reality.

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Quote: Erskin Quint

It's all rather Bedazzled, this. When does Liz Hurley turn up?

Granted. However, it has disappeared because you are now a mole.

I wish I was at one with reality.

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Granted, however: Reality? What is reality?

I wish for a device that will my wishes invincible from corruption.

(if reality is forever obscure, this is but a groundless dream, and the bad bits tend to make it a nightmare)

Granted. However, you don't know how to make the device work, as the only one we could get is an inferior Korean copy of the original Japanese device, and there is no manual.

I wish that I had no consciousness at all.

Granted. However, you slip into an endless nightmare of unreachable goals, lost love, catacalysm, and Justin Beiber.

I wish for the thing every man wants (you know... that thing? THE thing? A chocolate bar?)

Granted...but it melts at 1 degree Cel.

I wish.....I wish.....I wish I could think of a wish....

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Quote: Lady Godiva

Granted...but it melts at 1 degree Cel.

I wish.....I wish.....I wish I could think of a wish....

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Granted. However, your wish is instantly forgotten.

I wish for nothing. (hehe)

YOUR wish is oh so easily granted but...nothing cleans better than WINDEX...so you are stuck with a houseful of Windex for Windows.

I wish that I could sleep for 8 hours without waking up 6 or 7 times..

LG

Granted. However, you now wake up 27 yimes.

I wish I was not.

Your wish is granted.

However it is over-ruled by MY wish that you 'are' or where would The Spoof be without you?

My wish is that i could look like my profile picture (again-coz years ago I DID but with a different hairstyle.....!!!)..

(NOT MY AVATAR! )

Granted. However, you get mobbed by Man U fans - everywhere.

I wish for world peace. (I know! How fancy-ass left-wing am I?)

Granted. However, the world is the planet Zygryhy, a barren planet without an atmosphere encircling an obscure star in the constellation called Sh1th0l7.

I wish I was a girlie just like my dear Papa.

Your wish is granted but you are dead ugly and no-one fancies you at all.

I wish I had the nerve to be a 'stand up comedian'.

LF