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Inhopeless
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Posted: 21 Feb 11 17:48
Essentially, you ban the person above you for some rediculous reason.

PERSON A
I ban you because of your tie.

PERSON B
I ban you because you're Person A.

And go.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 21 Feb 11 18:27
I was banned recently and I didn't feel a thing


Quote: Inhopeless

Essentially, you ban the person above you for some rediculous reason.

PERSON A
I ban you because of your tie.

PERSON B
I ban you because you're Person A.

And go.


Jesus Budda
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Posted: 21 Feb 11 18:44
Jesus Christ, Jaggedone, get the fuck over it.
You'd swear you had your knackers chopped off or something.

Being banned was the best thing that happened to me since having my tail removed.
Gave me a whole new outlook on life. Now I want to run and play in the river and streams, embrace babies and kittens, climb to the top of the worlds tallest gardenshed and scream at the top of my lungs: "I love you Life!"




By the way, you're banned.


Katarina Frogpond2
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Posted: 21 Feb 11 18:50
Jesus Buddha, I ban you because you banned Jaggedone.

Katarina Frogpond2
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Posted: 21 Feb 11 18:51
Em, actually, I'm not sure that's a good enough reason. So I'll ban you for dangerous shed climbing.

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 21 Feb 11 18:52
I ban you for misspelling my name.



Jesus Budda
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Posted: 21 Feb 11 18:52
I also ban you for making up laws that don't exist in fantasy land as of yet.



Katarina Frogpond2
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Posted: 21 Feb 11 18:53
Ah. The silent H in the buddha that isn't there at all. That always catches me out.

Katarina Frogpond2
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Posted: 21 Feb 11 18:54
dangerous shed climbing?


Jaggedone
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Posted: 21 Feb 11 18:55
Why don't we all hang up some "Banners"?

Katarina Frogpond2
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Posted: 21 Feb 11 19:07
You're banned for suggesting we hang banners. Banning maybe mean, but its not a hanging offence.

Inhopeless
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Posted: 21 Feb 11 19:31
You're banned for banning each other.

birbee
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Posted: 21 Feb 11 20:20
There was once a game like this on another forum that I used to use.
On that forum there was a 'report' button where you could report people for being overly insulting, racist etc etc.
The punishment for abusing the report button was a ban.

We had a game where you had to report the person who last posted for the most ridulous reason you could think of and the winner was the last person to be banned.

Not sure who won, all my accounts got banned.............

Inhopeless
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Posted: 21 Feb 11 20:59
You're banned for not banning anyone.

Katarina Frogpond2
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Posted: 21 Feb 11 21:16
This is my favourite game for a long time. We've got so many banned members now, we could form a band. I want to play the tambourine.

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 21 Feb 11 21:48 - Edited By: Lady Godiva, 21 Feb 11 21:49
You are banned for mentioning a percussion instrument!

LG

birbee
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Posted: 21 Feb 11 22:03

Quote: Katarina Frogpond2

This is my favourite game for a long time. We've got so many banned members now, we could form a band. I want to play the tambourine.


I'll be on the fiddle.

Or I would be, but I've been banned.

If you get banned, are you still allowed to post, and ban someone else?

Seems a tad unfair.............

Inhopeless
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Posted: 21 Feb 11 23:07

Quote: birbee


Quote: Katarina Frogpond2

This is my favourite game for a long time. We've got so many banned members now, we could form a band. I want to play the tambourine.


I'll be on the fiddle.

Or I would be, but I've been banned.

If you get banned, are you still allowed to post, and ban someone else?

Seems a tad unfair.............


Yeah you can. And also, you're banned for asking about being banned.

Also, in this banned band, I want to play the guitar and write the lyrics. Ooo! New rule! You have to state your instrument in the banned band.

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 22 Feb 11 20:13
You are WELL banned coz you keep changing the rules.
State my instrument - ok..... Washington triangle!

LG

Inhopeless
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Posted: 22 Feb 11 21:07 - Edited By: Inhopeless, 22 Feb 11 21:07
You are banned for questioning my authority over my topic.
Also, I wanna play the MOOG synth

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 22 Feb 11 22:06
You are banned for not explaining, in detail, WHICH moog synthesizer you wish to play! There are so many out there to choose from you know. You really ought to have been more specific and you would have received a mere 'warning' and not a complete 'ban'.

LG

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Posted: 22 Feb 11 22:46
You're banned, for a logical yet nonesensical reason.

And also, I wanna play the Moog that the keyboard guy from Motion City Soundtrack plays. I can't play a Moog, but if I could, I would.

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 23 Feb 11 01:08
You are banned for not being able to play a Moog. You will be allowed to return when you learn to play one.



Inhopeless
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Posted: 23 Feb 11 02:25
You're banned for banning the one true banner.

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 23 Feb 11 03:02
I will take the banning but you are banned with me. Guilty by association.

LG


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