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Here goes. I'll write a sentence, and then you complete it. Then you write your own, like this:

Person A
And I ate a monkey.

I really think that...

Person B
... you suck.

On the plus side...

Okay? Good.

I'm not really getting this. Maybe we could...

..try it for a while at least.

I'm always up for.....


LG

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Quote: Lady Godiva
I'm always up for.....

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...hollowing out decapitated hockey players and wearing them like a skin.

When a leaf falls from a tree...

Iain

...does a Chinese couple have a baby. Because in China....

the smell of plastic permeates the air. How awful to have lived a life of...

luxury only to find yourself a penniless Spoof Writer. Then again, you can always try......

Eating minestrone soup.

Possibly, everyone...

....could buzz like a bee, if only they really tried.

In a purple alcove in the middle of a meteor crater a little Robin sang a melody about.......

her visions of tomorrow and the forgetfulness of her yesterdays.

Why should the...

...question "who put the cunt in Scunthorpe?" upset people from Clitheroe?

By the shores of Lake Titicaca, a Bolivian gynaecologist sang...

... the great song 'Honest Mistake' by the cool band, The Bravery.

Maybe after murdering several hobos I...

....should eat a packet of Hobnobs.

Why, oh why, do birds suddenly appear, everytime the sun sets in the.............

Fuck - another joke goes to waste.

...would becobe the infabous "blocked nobe murdeder", the mam who killed tramps thinking they were hobosexuabs.

On the other hand, I have a white glove stained by...

(following Birbee)

...treacle?

Perhaps it is something to do with Mrs Frobisher's...

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Quote: birbee

....should eat a packet of Hobnobs.

Why, oh why, do birds suddenly appear, everytime the sun sets in the.............

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famous suet pudding. On the other hand it could well be....

LG

...the bannock she used to hold in her other hand while she was making the suet pudding which became known as "Ma Frobisher's One-Handed Suet Delight".

Meanwhile, Dr Lustig stroked the smooth belly of his...

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Quote: Erskin Quint

...the bannock she used to hold in her other hand while she was making the suet pudding which became known as "Ma Frobisher's One-Handed Suet Delight".

Meanwhile, Dr Lustig stroked the smooth belly of his...

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...giant cat called Roger the cat.

F-F-F-Fire! Sc-sc-sc-scream! And I feel like summer...

...though there is winter in my heart, quoth Lady Snapdriver. Oh when, when shall these dark clouds be dispersed?

Fear not, for I am here to chase away your blues, cried...

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Quote: Inhopeless

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Quote: Erskin Quint

...the bannock she used to hold in her other hand while she was making the suet pudding which became known as "Ma Frobisher's One-Handed Suet Delight".

Meanwhile, Dr Lustig stroked the smooth belly of his...

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...giant cat called Roger the cat.

F-F-F-Fire! Sc-sc-sc-scream! And I feel like summer...

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Quote: Erskin Quint

...though there is winter in my heart, quoth Lady Snapdriver. Oh when, when shall these dark clouds be dispersed?

Fear not, for I am here to chase away your blues, cried...

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... an obscure reference.

Hipsters are like jam, they...

go straight to your hips.

Never mind, close your eyes, raise your left leg parallel to the ground, put your right index finger on your nose and....

...blow a raspberry at silly old InHapless and his obsession with ludicrous contemporary cultural labelling.

Oh look, a blood-orange sunset, with, somewhere out there, the cry of a...

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Quote: Erskin Quint

...blow a raspberry at silly old InHapless and his obsession with ludicrous contemporary cultural labelling.

Oh look, a blood-orange sunset, with, somewhere out there, the cry of a...

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megapolis screaming for air.

Also, contemporary music is like...

(and also, calling me Inhapless is not an insult. The prefix in- means opposite, and hapless means unlucky. So I'm not unlucky? Thanks )

painful to listen to unless you are deaf.

So - why not go downtown...wearing only your underwear and....

LG

...say hello to InOutinoutshakeitallaboutless in his booth at the Bull Ring?

But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is the sun. Arise, fair sun, and...

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(and also, calling me Inhapless is not an insult. The prefix in- means opposite, and hapless means unlucky. So I'm not unlucky? Thanks )

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I wasn't insulting you, I don't know you, it's a game.

Don't feel you have to explain everything, we can find out if we don't know things.

So insight means blindness?