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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Cupid's on viagra
Gagging for a screw

Violets are blue,
Roses are red.
I didn't buy a card
So my love life's dead

Iain

Roses are reddish
Violets are blueish
Big hole-in-the-sheet
For the orthodox Jewish...

Roses are red,
Coal is black,
You'd look better
With a dagger in your back!

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Quote: Nick Hobbs

Roses are red,
Coal is black,
You'd look better
With a dagger in your back!

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YOUR female vocalist looks a bit like that Katya Zatuliveter Russian Spy!

And she's all color coordinated and all. Any clips your band?

Oh:

Roses smell good
Especially when living
Remember this rule
when it comes time for giving.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Both are bloody expensive,
So I got you an iron.

Iain

I'll go ahead and screw up this thread with Haiku:


Second Month Quatorze

Not a Cold Day Before Spring,

A Happy V.D.




Deep apologies,
PM

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Quote: queen mudder

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Quote: Nick Hobbs

Roses are red,
Coal is black,
You'd look better
With a dagger in your back!

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YOUR female vocalist looks a bit like that Katya Zatuliveter Russian Spy!

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Ha ha, I'll tell her that! She could well be a spy, now you come to mention it...very secretive!

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Quote: Charpa93

And she's all color coordinated and all. Any clips your band?

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Unfortunately not at present Charpa, but here's one of me playing the guitar to tide you over until I get one...and I'm a drummer by trade, so forgive any quality issues....

here...

Hat in me hand, and Daffodils too,
I scour Portsmouth for Pompey Lil

Embarrassed they are, her name they dare not utter,
not even the Skoob, afraid I'll tell Queen Mudder

How soon he forgets that fateful Valentine's Day
When he introduced me to her alley and that glorious lay

"It's good sport, innit?' he quoth as he zipped up and tipped 'er
"Now off to the pub and you can stand me a pitcher"

Not a day goes by my heart's not wracked
Lost her number and I'm left Gobsmacked.

Waaaaaaaaaaaah.

That's so sad...

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Quote: queen mudder

Waaaaaaaaaaaah.

That's so sad...

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....can't find Stella either....think she's lost her head and run off...

if she had stuck wit me I coulda bin a contenda......

Marlon

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Quote: Nick Hobbs

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Quote: Charpa93

And she's all color coordinated and all. Any clips your band?

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Unfortunately not at present Charpa, but here's one of me playing the guitar to tide you over until I get one...and I'm a drummer by trade, so forgive any quality issues....

here...

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WOW! You are very talented, very.

madam morse would like to add:

Oh daffodil oh daffodil
High upon yon lovely hill

I pluck thee for one special gent
Alas, he's off with Pompeii Lil to get bent!

Cheers and Happy Valentines Day to all...
Madam M

Apples are red
Bananas are yellow
You got me a fruit basket instead of candy
Is this your way of saying you think I'm fat?

PM Wortham's in red
And I am in blue
Now we're in a pickle
Or is that a stew?

(Referring to our avatars as at 14th Dec.)

I don't follow hockey
They're wimps wearing pads
I love my football (soccer)
'Away the lads'.



The Roses are dead
The Violets, I threw
Coz I hate St. Valentine
I didn't get a card!

LG

Roses are red

Diamonds are forever

You said "Valentines Day is purely commercial and that we don't need a stupid Hallmark holiday to show our love for eachother."

You cheap bastard.

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Quote: Lady Godiva

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That avatar, LG....

Hockey Mom?

Pitbull in Lipstick?

Just askin'

My new avatar is a photoshopped picture of me made by one of the guys on one of the Subo sites I belong to.
He 'wrongly' assumed because I live in Canada that I follow hockey.

That's a photo of me (head) I posted on site for a laugh after I'd dried my hair to have my Phyllis Diller look LOL.

NOT a hockey mom....if I'd had boys they would NOT have played hockey. Teaching some of those ruffians is enough.

Ooh! Don't get me started on hockey...the body checking...the fights. How many 'seconds' are those players on the ice at one time '30' average ? They call themselves athletes...look at the padding they wear.

I'd love to see some of them run around (or even 'walk' around) a football/soccer pitch for a 90 min. game (15 min.) break.

I've had this conversation a few times with a couple of younger male teachers on staff....they couldn't put forth a good enough argument to win the 'debate' as we chose to call it

LG Proud supporter of Toronto Football Club...GO. TFC

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Quote: queen mudder

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Quote: Lady Godiva

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That avatar, LG....

Hockey Mom?

Pitbull in Lipstick?

Just askin'

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..yet another wild woman from Wasilla.......

Hang on, here comes in my great lyrical on-the-spot skills (I was the sole lyricist of a band for two... months. My lyrics, to one music teacher 'were great', but the way the band played it was 'not as good'.)

This won't be a love song,
Hell, you asked for it,
Here it goes and,
I hope you hate it too, 'cause.
You know my feelings about you,
They don't have words,
They don't have meanings either.
I'm being ambigious,
'Cause you're not salacious,
Nor will you ever be.
To me-ee.

(I can write better lyrics - just give me two words and a topic and I'll write a verse or two)

Roses are red
Daffodils are cheaper.
I'm not a scrooge.
I've only just met her




Arm xxx

'Tis Valentine's Day and I don't give a damn
Coz that is exactly just how I am.
Too mushy, too gushy, too cutsie, too 'dear'.$$$$$$
Three words 'I love you' - I just want to hear.
But the grumpy old man to whom I am wed
Will no doubt just grumble coz I ain't made the bed.
To hell with the roses, the chocolates for starters
I guess we've just both become 'the old farters'.


LG

"Here we go," she said,
As we both tumbled into bed,
How did I get here?
I don't know,
The thing in my pants is starting to grow,
Should I tell her I have gonorrhea?
Nah, I thought, she'll be gone outta here,
I tell you what now, I must admit,
I realise, as my wife....

She's a bitch.