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These forums are getting dull.

Hardly anybody comments on stories or mag articles any more, and there is nowhere near the level of abuse between posters which one has come to expect as a God given right.

I'd join the dark side if they'd have me.

I've put in a bid for a cowl on E-Bay.

I'll let you know how I get on.

Skoob.

PS - If the dark side won't have me, even if I've got a cowl, a snood etc...I'll start a new movement...

The Grey Side.

Or something.

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Quote: Skoob1999

These forums are getting dull.

Hardly anybody comments on stories or mag articles any more, and there is nowhere near the level of abuse between posters which one has come to expect as a God given right.

I'd join the dark side if they'd have me.

I've put in a bid for a cowl on E-Bay.

I'll let you know how I get on.

Skoob.

PS - If the dark side won't have me, even if I've got a cowl, a snood etc...I'll start a new movement...

The Grey Side.

Or something.

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And?

What were you saying?

Regards

Skoob.

OK Spell it out. What do you WANT? An all out war or just some polite bawdy conversation? Your wish is (some of) our command Skoob.

LG

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Quote: Skoob1999

And?

What were you saying?

Regards

Skoob.

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Sorry, can't go any lower than half.
Vader would have my head.

Don't YOU start!

Forum abuse turns me off.

If you wonder why there's little forum banter of late look only to the last verbal ego-tripping.

Enough humbug to last the entire year.

I totally agree qm.

Tell him to go fuck himself.

Thanks, Fergus.
Knew you'd come round to the idea eventually.

Took the words out of my mouth!

LG

Okay.

Fair enough.

I know when I'm not wanted.

I'll get me cowl...

From The Dark Side...

Mmmwah! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Regards

Skoob.

What abuse?
Are we getting too sensitive here?

You talkin' to me?

Or the others?

I'm sensitive.

But only when it gets painful.

Regards

Skoob

Skoob, you can NEVER join the dark side without first going through a ceremony that involves me.
In a cowl.
And nothing else.


So far this secret society (which is not so secret lately) has less than half a dozen members.
The things we do would turn your hair grey 9if you had any, you baldy bastard)



I agree about the forums, even if you are not being serious.
They are FUCKING SHITE.
There. I've said it.


And I know this is going to come across (ooer!) as odd but, Queen Mudder, I'll ride ya sideways.


I don't care.
I will.
If you'll let me.



And I'll deal with the rest of you in due course.

Bald I most assuredly am not.

Just very grey.

Lippy prick.

Underneath that hair you're bald, you knob.

Fuck me gently with a traffic cone, what is the world coming to?

When it's abusive; people moan.
When it's nicey nicey; people moan.

I've probably mis-used the use of semi-colons there, but do you know what?

I don't give a stinking shit.............

There's nothing wrong with your colon, Birbee.

You - and whose army, JB?

QM - JB has his own little army. Didn't you know?? Tut! Tut!

LG

The whole spot's gone a bit dead.

I agree about the recent "debate". Awful, that was. Enough to put people off for life.

But, being extinct, I don't mind dead. I can cope with dead. That's why, when I write at all, it's in the magazine.

It's good to watch your obscure stories be born, only to wither, and die.

Or is it? I don't know. I'm extinct.

I'm also beginning to understand the dark side.

But I wouldn't want to join that, or anything.

I do think that all of us have one toe or more in the Dark Side - truth be known.

Dark.............

I hadn't heard that 'song' before. Actually, it sounds as if Johnny is trying to do a 'Leonard Cohen'. I'd prefer the Cohen version if there was one though. Not just coz Cohen is Canadian but coz he has a lovely depressing voice as opposed to Johnny who just made me feel like I'd offer to help him out of his misery.


LG

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Quote: queen mudder

You - and whose army, JB?

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Me and whose army?

To ride you sideways?


Kinky!


Naughty!



You she-devil!


I get first go, right?