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rfreed
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Posted: 3 Feb 11 16:04
Can't help myself.
She's very round and healthy and I'm feeling randy.

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 3 Feb 11 16:11
I hope Randy doesn't mind


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Posted: 3 Feb 11 16:38

Quote: rfreed

Can't help myself.
She's very round and healthy and I'm feeling randy.


Ok, one or the other RFreed, but bi just doesn't get it. It means you are confused and we'll have none of that here.

Note to Randy: RUN!

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Posted: 3 Feb 11 19:21

Quote: Charpa93


Quote: rfreed

Can't help myself.
She's very round and healthy and I'm feeling randy.


Ok, one or the other RFreed, but bi just doesn't get it. It means you are confused and we'll have none of that here.

Note to Randy: RUN!


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Oh go Snorg yourself!

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Posted: 3 Feb 11 19:23

Quote: Lady Godiva

I hope Randy doesn't mind
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In the interest of keeping international compliance I used the British slang for 'horny' which is 'randy'
Right guys?
Come on guys- back me up on this!
Guys?




Lady Godiva
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Posted: 3 Feb 11 19:59 - Edited By: Lady Godiva, 3 Feb 11 20:00
Now you want 'guys' to 'back you up'..my god...how shocking you are and I would not have guessed it of you in a million seconds.

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Posted: 3 Feb 11 20:24 - Edited By: Inhopeless, 3 Feb 11 20:26
Due to the exposure of British audiences to American television and films, the word 'horny' has been in more popular use than 'randy'.

Either way you put it, you are one 'horny' procreater.

So, there are, in your words, 'no guys' to 'back you up'. It appears you are fighting a slowly-becoming one-vs-all battle.

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 3 Feb 11 20:30
True.

We have a student called Randy and a few Willies around the place. Surnames of Harder and Dyck abound. You just get used to it. Mind you, I heard of an Ann Harder marrying a Peter Dyck (pronounced Dick by most) and because of Mennonites hyphernate their family names....you are ahead of me now...she became Mrs. Harder-Dyck. I kid you not!


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Posted: 3 Feb 11 20:34
That is not brobdingnagian at all. It's almost gregarious!

Erskin Quint
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Posted: 3 Feb 11 21:38
"That's not huge at all. It's almost sociable!"

Is that what you are saying?

Or is it a reference to an obscure Roman Emperor?


Quote: Inhopeless

That is not brobdingnagian at all. It's almost gregarious!


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Posted: 3 Feb 11 21:42 - Edited By: Inhopeless, 3 Feb 11 21:43
brobdingnagian also means good. And I meant to say gregarious.

Erskin Quint
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Posted: 3 Feb 11 21:49
I thought it meant big, as in the giants in Gulliver's Travels.

Yes, gregarious means sociable doesn't it?

After the friendly Emperor who is often forgotten because he came between Claudius and Caligula.

There's also the Gregarious Chanting, so-called because you have to do it in groups.

I could go on, but I can't go on.


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brobdingnagian also means good. And I meant to say gregarious.


Skoob1999
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Posted: 3 Feb 11 22:06
Blimey.

Next we'll be waging war over which end to crack a boiled breakfast egg open...

TSSSK!

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Lady Godiva
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Posted: 3 Feb 11 22:08
The narrowest end is the answer!

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Erskin Quint
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Posted: 3 Feb 11 22:08 - Edited By: Erskin Quint, 3 Feb 11 22:09
Language Timothy.

Caligula liked a boiled egg.

Was also partial to hot buttered soldiers.

Lynton
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Posted: 3 Feb 11 22:18
I thought that was hot battered sisters EQ

Had a dreadful childhood did Cal - no wonder he turned out like that.

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 3 Feb 11 22:29
What's the gossip here? I heard he was also called Gaius. Now THAT must have screwed with his mind.....

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Posted: 3 Feb 11 23:02

Quote: rfreed


Quote: Lady Godiva

I hope Randy doesn't mind
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In the interest of keeping international compliance I used the British slang for 'horny' which is 'randy'
Right guys?
Come on guys- back me up on this!
Guys?


....hey, we ain't backin' up to you here...try Glossy News....
and keep yer randy handys to yerself......prevert...

Har.

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Posted: 4 Feb 11 00:20
Lots of lame Mennonite jokes here about fellows named Peter Dyck, Peter Friesen (during winter months) etc.

True.

We have a student called Randy and a few Willies around the place. Surnames of Harder and Dyck abound. You just get used to it. Mind you, I heard of an Ann Harder marrying a Peter Dyck (pronounced Dick by most) and because of Mennonites hyphernate their family names....you are ahead of me now...she became Mrs. Harder-Dyck. I kid you not!


LG


Lady Godiva
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Posted: 4 Feb 11 00:30 - Edited By: Lady Godiva, 4 Feb 11 00:31
Hey....we've got so many 'Friesens and Friessens' and kids who are freezing coz they don't have the right clothing... it's no joke. Many have the same first names too. It can be bloody confusing I can tell you.

Fun though. Very nice people (most of them)....Very nice indeed!

LG

rfreed
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Posted: 4 Feb 11 05:27

....hey, we ain't backin' up to you here...try Glossy News....
and keep yer randy handys to yerself......prevert...

Har.
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Morse- you need not have answered that.
I asked for 'guys', not 'girly-men'.
Some day I'll explain the difference to you.

Now, let's get back to the subject of snorging the Snorg T-shirt girl.
I saw her first so I get first dibs.
She is so ripe I think she about to burst.
It would certainly ruin that tight Snorg shirt she's wearing. (I'm talking about the short haired brunette one with the Mona Lisa smile and the wabangas to make you die for).



Inhopeless
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Posted: 4 Feb 11 17:59
Your good friend Randy won't be happy if he finds you copulating with another person!

rfreed
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Posted: 5 Feb 11 03:24

Quote: Inhopeless

Your good friend Randy won't be happy if he finds you copulating with another person!

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He can wait.

cassandrova
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Posted: 9 Feb 11 00:44
Snorg girl = Alice Fraasa! :O

http://itsguycode.com/hollywood/254-who-is-the-snorgtees-girl.html


rfreed
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Posted: 9 Feb 11 06:18

Quote: cassandrova

Snorg girl = Alice Fraasa! :O

http://itsguycode.com/hollywood/254-who-is-the-snorgtees-girl.html

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Thanks for the info, but I think that's the wrong girl. There is another with her head turned to the right and a brunette.
She is cute though, but jail bait for me.


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