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Fuck this! I write good wholesome comedy and satire and what is ALWAYS on the front page? That cunt Bieber and the other fucking inane arsehole Cyrus.

Then, to top it all, the cunts on this forum!!!!!!!!!
FFFFFFFuuuuuuuccccccckkkkkkkkk OOOOOOOOffffffffffffff.

Are people that fukin shallow?

Mind you, I did write a cyrus/bieber meself.

Arm xxxx

Are you a tad upset Arm?
Where are you going?
Will you be away for long?

LG

Hello arm,

Me old mucker.

Where you off to? Somewhere interesting?

Can I come too?

I've been thinking of buying a chip van. Like in that Roddy Doyle book. If it comes off (ooh err Missus!) I'll give you a discount.

Coz you is a good bloke and that.

50% sound good to you?

Regards

Skoob

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Quote: Skoob1999

I've been thinking of buying a chip van.

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You be doing gravy an all.............???

Thing is, you can't actually go anywhere...

It's always NOW...

We're always HERE...

NOW...HERE= NOWHERE.

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Quote: Erskin Quint

Thing is, you can't actually go anywhere...

It's always NOW...

We're always HERE...

NOW...HERE= NOWHERE.

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Yeah but if I aint going anywhere I must be going somewhere, even if it is nowhere.............

Heh heh...

I'm lost.

Have been forever, or so it seems. No idea what's going on.

Sometimes that can be a good thing.

Bewildered

Skoob.

I'm going round the twist, thats where I'm going! Off my gort and down the frog an toad! into the rubba dub so I can get Bhrams an list. Then, I am going to find Bieber an Cyrus an say to them; "Oy! No! you will not invade the privacy of this forum, an you will not put your mamby pamby lilly livered bollocks on general discussion!


If they dont comply, its knives at dawn down the alleyway where SKOOB has got his chip van!

Bastards!


Arm xxx

birb

Chips wouldn't be chips baht gravy.

You know that.

Now kindly stop taking the P - or I shall have no alternative other than to send you a big clunky pair of blue and silver platform shoes circa 1975.

Regards

Skoob

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Quote: Skoob1999

birb

Chips wouldn't be chips baht gravy.

You know that.

Now kindly stop taking the P - or I shall have no alternative other than to send you a big clunky pair of blue and silver platform shoes circa 1975.

Regards

Skoob

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I'll have you know, Sir, that I had a plastic tray full of chips swimming in a load of gravy in the site canteen in Bishopbriggs last Thursday and they were the bestest chips and gravy I've had in a long while.

btw, blue AND silver sound quite good.
five inch soles.............?

Blue panels with silver star shaped cut-outs birb.

And a tray of chips n gravy at a 50% discount.

Tempting innit...

Regards

Skoob.

what about these babies.............

birb

Link.

Broke.

Here, have a chip...

Skoob.

Works for me, maybe they will appear in the diaries tomorrow.............

But the chips'll be cold by then!

Never mind - we could put the buggers in the slow cooker!

Heh-heh!

Sorted!

Skoob.

Can't we just have a whip round and pay a hit man to 'off' Cyrus and Bieber then there would be no more stories.....can we get 3 for the price of 2 and do Palin as well

23p winging its way to you right now Mike.

Regards

Skoob.

That makes 55p in total

I'll chip in a twenty.

Pence, that is.............

Three mushy peas and a spoonful of gravy help?

Regards

Skoob.

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Quote: birbee

what about these babies.............

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Bloody buggery and bewonderment Birb, them's some mighty fine foot covers!

I did try the other day but got jumped on

night all

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Quote: armfeetandtoe

I'm going round the twist, thats where I'm going! Off my gort and down the frog an toad! into the rubba dub so I can get Bhrams an list. Then, I am going to find Bieber an Cyrus an say to them; "Oy! No! you will not invade the privacy of this forum, an you will not put your mamby pamby lilly livered bollocks on general discussion!


If they dont comply, its knives at dawn down the alleyway where SKOOB has got his chip van!

Bastards!


Arm xxx

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I give in! How can I compete with the friends I have on here! God bless you all, Even when I am pissed off, they can make the bleak as funny as a weekend in Butlins!


This place is unique, it should be a healing tool that every nut house in the country uses to calm thier clients.

I love you, without conviction, every single one of you.
Please dont ever change.

A very drunk Arm

Love as always

Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Oh those shoes were bloody great.

Arm....we love you just as you are...and I don't even 'know' you very well.

I love these blokes and gals too and I'm only 'half' drunk.

This certainly IS the place to come to when you are feeling 'low'.

Talk to you tomorrow. You'll probably be snoring away (or something) as I type...coz it's l:00a.m. in Blighty.

On second thoughts...some of you will still be HERE.

LG

Who is arm?.....I am just collecting money here under false pretences..