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Bureau
Snippet Zoner Registered: 6 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Restaurants that you need to avoid:
The Fizzler Booger King Jack In The Cocks Texas Road Kill |
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Abel Rodriguez
Ready and Abel Location: Here, There, and Everywhere Registered: 7 Jul 04 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Restaurants that you need to avoid:
Kentucky Refried Chicken |
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armfeetandtoe
Writer Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Nazi Nachos
Salmonella Sams Gacy Gastronome Lecters Lunchery Arm xxxx |
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Roy Turse
Writer Location: United Kindom Registered: 23 Jan 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Old Mc Donald's
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Lady Godiva
Banned |
Roy's Rolls & Prop Food
Bate's Burgers Dhamer's Diner |
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Philbert of Macadamia
Historical nutcase Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Wazu's Burgers
Scratcher's Crabs |
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Lady Godiva
Banned |
Sam & Ella's Sandwich Bar
Uncle Adolf's Bunkery |
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Abel Rodriguez
Ready and Abel Location: Here, There, and Everywhere Registered: 7 Jul 04 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
The Red Glowing Lobster
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Morse
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Cow Pie Annie's Burger Emporium Dingleberry's Pub & Grub Bargis' Foot Longs! Booger's Soft Shell Crabs Hu Nhu's 2nd Hand Egg Rolls & Used Chop Suey All U Can Eat Buffet Ahmad's Stoned Crab Kabobs Inez the Inuit's Take Away...we love to chew the fat Castrol Fish 'n Chips....our oil never breaks down! Feingolds Deli....Bris Tips on Toast Today Only! |
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Lady Godiva
Banned |
Flooooooooooor! ROFL
I just love that last one Morse. Can't stop laughing... LG |
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Morse
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Lorena Bobbet is a frequent visitor and consultant......... |
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Bureau
Snippet Zoner Registered: 6 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Some great restaurants guys. Laughed till I choked on my Bargis Footlong. Others: Tumblebugs Shiite Castle Appleheads Pooters |
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Morse
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In the South: TGIF = Thank God It's Fried!
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Abel Rodriguez
Ready and Abel Location: Here, There, and Everywhere Registered: 7 Jul 04 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Captain Cluck Cluck's Poisoned Chicken Diner
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Lady Godiva
Banned |
In Southern Ontario
TGIF 'Thank God It's Food' LG |
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Abel Rodriguez
Ready and Abel Location: Here, There, and Everywhere Registered: 7 Jul 04 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
In East Los Angeles:
The Illegal Papaya PiƱata Hacienda |
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Lady Godiva
Banned |
Simcoe, S. Ontario
Fast Eddies (It's a REAL place though) Port Dover, S. Ontario Willies Another REAL 'eatery' downtown - they sell wieners too!) I kid you not. LG |
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Bureau
Snippet Zoner Registered: 6 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Croaker Barrel Me Hardees Little Seizures |
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Morse
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The Gas Station: Refried Beans, Chile & Boston Beans Emporium
Adam & Eve's: Our Spare Ribs Made in Heaven by an Act of God! Snail Garden: Wine & Escargot Bar 'u pick 'm" Fini Linguine's : Our Noodle may be thin, but we satisfy! Fungul Frank's: Low Country Italian Cuisine The Tongue & Groove: Where Meatless Vegetarians Meet to Eat! (Private Club, no Members allowed) |
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Abel Rodriguez
Ready and Abel Location: Here, There, and Everywhere Registered: 7 Jul 04 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
In Pelican Hooha, Louisiana:
The Damn Friggin Oil Slick Tar Balls Oyster Grill "All of our meals come with an industrial sponge." - Cal "The Cagy Cajun" Lafayette - Manager |
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Morse
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....holy TARnation them Blackened Oysters were good! pass the HOT sauce! Morse |
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Lady Godiva
Banned |
Leeches Restaurant - (You don't eat THEM - they eat YOU)
Aux Cuisine du Terror - Run and owned by Stephen King Muffies All You Can Eat Dive Through (Yes - I meant to type 'dive') Sticky Dickie's Wiener Joint (come as you are). LG |
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Bureau
Snippet Zoner Registered: 6 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Dead Lobster Bin Laden's Glorious Martyred Goat Parts |
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Lady Godiva
Banned |
'The Texas Dare to Kill' Toronto
'The Nose Garden' - Chinese Restaurant, Main Street, Port Dover, Ontario - Specializing in Deep Fried Boogers, Green Supplies and Flied Lice. LG |
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Abel Rodriguez
Ready and Abel Location: Here, There, and Everywhere Registered: 7 Jul 04 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
In San Francisco's Chinatown:
The One From Corumn A Chopstick Cafeteria "Home of Recyled Fortune Cookies" |
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