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Posted: 22 Dec 10 16:08
Restaurants that you need to avoid:


The Fizzler

Booger King

Jack In The Cocks

Texas Road Kill

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Restaurants that you need to avoid:

Kentucky Refried Chicken

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Nazi Nachos

Salmonella Sams

Gacy Gastronome

Lecters Lunchery


Arm xxxx

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Posted: 22 Dec 10 18:07
Old Mc Donald's


Lady Godiva
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Roy's Rolls & Prop Food

Bate's Burgers

Dhamer's Diner






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Wazu's Burgers


Scratcher's Crabs

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Sam & Ella's Sandwich Bar

Uncle Adolf's Bunkery





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The Red Glowing Lobster

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Cow Pie Annie's Burger Emporium

Dingleberry's Pub & Grub

Bargis' Foot Longs!

Booger's Soft Shell Crabs

Hu Nhu's 2nd Hand Egg Rolls & Used Chop Suey All U Can Eat Buffet

Ahmad's Stoned Crab Kabobs

Inez the Inuit's Take Away...we love to chew the fat

Castrol Fish 'n Chips....our oil never breaks down!

Feingolds Deli....Bris Tips on Toast Today Only!









Lady Godiva
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Flooooooooooor! ROFL

I just love that last one Morse. Can't stop laughing...

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Quote: Lady Godiva

Flooooooooooor! ROFL

I just love that last one Morse. Can't stop laughing...

LG


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Some great restaurants guys. Laughed till I choked on my Bargis Footlong.

Others:

Tumblebugs

Shiite Castle

Appleheads

Pooters

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Posted: 22 Dec 10 19:18
In the South: TGIF = Thank God It's Fried!

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Captain Cluck Cluck's Poisoned Chicken Diner

Lady Godiva
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In Southern Ontario

TGIF 'Thank God It's Food'

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Posted: 22 Dec 10 20:48
In East Los Angeles:

The Illegal Papaya PiƱata Hacienda

Lady Godiva
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Simcoe, S. Ontario

Fast Eddies

(It's a REAL place though)

Port Dover, S. Ontario

Willies

Another REAL 'eatery' downtown - they sell wieners too!)
I kid you not.


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Croaker Barrel

Me Hardees

Little Seizures

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The Gas Station: Refried Beans, Chile & Boston Beans Emporium

Adam & Eve's: Our Spare Ribs Made in Heaven by an Act of God!

Snail Garden: Wine & Escargot Bar 'u pick 'm"

Fini Linguine's : Our Noodle may be thin, but we satisfy!

Fungul Frank's: Low Country Italian Cuisine

The Tongue & Groove: Where Meatless Vegetarians Meet to Eat!
(Private Club, no Members allowed)













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In Pelican Hooha, Louisiana:

The Damn Friggin Oil Slick Tar Balls Oyster Grill

"All of our meals come with an industrial sponge."
- Cal "The Cagy Cajun" Lafayette - Manager

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Quote: Abel Rodriguez

In Pelican Hooha, Louisiana:

The Damn Friggin Oil Slick Tar Balls Oyster Grill

"All of our meals come with an industrial sponge."
- Cal "The Cagy Cajun" Lafayette - Manager



....holy TARnation them Blackened Oysters were good!
pass the HOT sauce!

Morse



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Leeches Restaurant - (You don't eat THEM - they eat YOU)

Aux Cuisine du Terror - Run and owned by Stephen King

Muffies All You Can Eat Dive Through (Yes - I meant to type 'dive')

Sticky Dickie's Wiener Joint (come as you are).

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Dead Lobster

Bin Laden's Glorious Martyred Goat Parts

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'The Texas Dare to Kill' Toronto

'The Nose Garden' - Chinese Restaurant, Main Street, Port Dover, Ontario - Specializing in Deep Fried Boogers, Green Supplies and Flied Lice.

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In San Francisco's Chinatown:

The One From Corumn A Chopstick Cafeteria

"Home of Recyled Fortune Cookies"


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